This is a chat room. Emmett named everyone.
Bella: Fell4U
Emmett: OhGr8t1
Jasper: SouljaBoi
Edward: The1WhoThinksHe'sAllThat
Alice: Shopaholic
Rosalie: SexyChica
Eragon: TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon
*OhGr81 has come online *
*TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat has come online *
*SouljaBOi has come online *
*Shopaholic has come online *
*Fell4U has come online *
*TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon has come online *
OhGr81: OMG. I luv these things.
The1WhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Emmett, why did you name me this?
OhGr81: Cuz I felt like it. Duh!
SouljaBoi: And why am I a rapper?
OhGr81: It just works, ok?
Shopaholic: I think mine works, don't you?
OhGr81: Heck yes! That's y that's ur name!
TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Please rephrase.
Fell4U: Edward, that's IM speak.
TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: I am?
Shopaholic: Instant messaging, Edward.
TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Ah, I see…I think.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I
OhGr81: ?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: am
TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Yes, Eragon?
Fell4U: He doesn't know how to type. This is his first time on a computer.
TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: I can go help him.
OhGr81: Good idea, Eddie-boi.
*TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat has gone offline *
*SexyChica has come online *
OhGr81: My Sexy Chica!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Alright, this is both Eragon and me.
Fell4U: ok
SexyChica: Emmett! My love!
OhGr81: My beautiful!
SexyChica: My amazing lover-boy!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Ok, ok, enough already! Bad mental image!
Shopaholic: Is that Edwawrd or Eragon?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Both.
OhGr81: I 3 u!
Shopaholic: You are so weird.
SexyChica: I 3 u 2!!!
*OhGr1 has gone offline *
*SexyChica has gone offline *
Fell4U: I don't think we want to know what they're up to.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: No, I don't think you do.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Me
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Neither
SouljaBoi: It's like you guys are shizophrenic
Fell4U: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Edward already hears voices!
Shopaholic: XD
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?
SouljaBoi: See, you guys are typing from the same account, so it's like you're schizophrenic
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Who?
Shopaholic: You
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What are you talking about?
Fell4U: Edward?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?
Fell4U: Isn't Eragon still there?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes.
SouljaBoi: Then why are you being weird?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: We're not!
Shopaholic: Maybe it's glitching.
SouljaBoi: That could be.
Fell4U: So who knows computers, cuz Edward is obviously stuck in the stone age when it comes to technology.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Am not!
Shopaholic: Yes you are. You came to me yesterday wondering what the "thing in the kitchen" was.
SouljaBoi: What was it?
Shopaholic: A microwave.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I don't use those! How am I supposed to know what they are?!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What's a microwave?
Fell4U: Really, Edward?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I said the first thing, he said the second.
SouljaBoi: So who's talking?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Me!
Shopaholic: Umm…ok
*OHGr81 has come online *
*SexyChica has come online *
SouljaBoi: Welcome back
Shopaholic: From ur adventure
Fell4U: Ew.
Shopaholic: I suddenly have the urge to go shopping. Who wants to come?
OhGr81: MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!!!!
SexyChica: I do!
SouljaBoi: Count me out.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Us, as well.
SopuljaBoi: You really sound schizo when you do that
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Do what?
SouljaBoi: Nvm
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?
SouljaBoi: NEVERMIND!!!!!!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Fine, then. Be that way.
SouljaBoi: That's what it means.
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I am still confused. I don't like feeling this way. I am not accustomed to it.
Shopaholic: Bella, you need to come!
Fell4U: No thanks, Alice….I'm…um…
Shopaholic: Coming!
Fell4U: No, I'm NOT!!!
SexyChica: But Bella! We need to go hit Victoria's Secret!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Haha, do it!
OhGr81: DOOOOOIIIIIIT!!!!!
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?
SouljaBoi: nvm
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I'll drop it.
Shopaholic: Come on, Bella!!!
SexyChica: You know you want to!!!!
Fell4U: No, I don't think so.
SouljaBoi: Bella you have to go.
Fell4U: Jasper, you're on their side?!
SouljaBoi: Yeah, they're crying. It hurts. I'm gonna go emo if you don't go!!!!!!
*SouljaBoi has gone offline *
Shopaholic: Bella! Jasper is trying to CUT HIMSELF NOW!!!!!! And it's all your fault!!!
OhGr81: Will there be blood?
Fell4U: What?
OhGr81: Idk, my bff Thomas Edison
SexyChica: Emmett, have you been watching commercials again? And anyway, that's not how it goes.
OhGr81: Look at me, then back at ur man!
Fell4U: I think that one's wrong too.
Shopaholic: BELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I'm picking you up. NAO!!!!!
*Shopaholic has gone offline *
Fell4U: Oh, crap. ttyl, guys
*Fell4U has gone offline *
SexyChica: I'll ttyl too. Shopping, here I come!
*SexyChica has gone offline *
OhGr81: Hey Edward
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?
OhGr81: Hey Eragon
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?
OhGr81: That's funny!!! You wanna hear a sick joke?
TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Nope
*TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon has gone offline *
OhGr81: Dude. Everyone's gone. I'm all alone. =( I has a sad.
*OhGr81 has gone offline *
A/N: Okay, I know these aren't that original, but I wanted to do it. I may do some more of these. They're a lot of fun.
Review = Pancakes.
