Take 8

This is a chat room. Emmett named everyone.

Bella: Fell4U

Emmett: OhGr8t1

Jasper: SouljaBoi

Edward: The1WhoThinksHe'sAllThat

Alice: Shopaholic

Rosalie: SexyChica

Eragon: TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon

*OhGr81 has come online *

*TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat has come online *

*SouljaBOi has come online *

*Shopaholic has come online *

*Fell4U has come online *

*TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon has come online *

OhGr81: OMG. I luv these things.

The1WhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Emmett, why did you name me this?

OhGr81: Cuz I felt like it. Duh!

SouljaBoi: And why am I a rapper?

OhGr81: It just works, ok?

Shopaholic: I think mine works, don't you?

OhGr81: Heck yes! That's y that's ur name!

TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Please rephrase.

Fell4U: Edward, that's IM speak.

TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: I am?

Shopaholic: Instant messaging, Edward.

TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Ah, I see…I think.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I

OhGr81: ?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: am

TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: Yes, Eragon?

Fell4U: He doesn't know how to type. This is his first time on a computer.

TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat: I can go help him.

OhGr81: Good idea, Eddie-boi.

*TheOneWhoThinksHe'sAllThat has gone offline *

*SexyChica has come online *

OhGr81: My Sexy Chica!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Alright, this is both Eragon and me.

Fell4U: ok

SexyChica: Emmett! My love!

OhGr81: My beautiful!

SexyChica: My amazing lover-boy!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Ok, ok, enough already! Bad mental image!

Shopaholic: Is that Edwawrd or Eragon?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Both.

OhGr81: I 3 u!

Shopaholic: You are so weird.

SexyChica: I 3 u 2!!!

*OhGr1 has gone offline *

*SexyChica has gone offline *

Fell4U: I don't think we want to know what they're up to.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: No, I don't think you do.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Me

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Neither

SouljaBoi: It's like you guys are shizophrenic

Fell4U: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Edward already hears voices!

Shopaholic: XD

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?

SouljaBoi: See, you guys are typing from the same account, so it's like you're schizophrenic

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Who?

Shopaholic: You

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What are you talking about?

Fell4U: Edward?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?

Fell4U: Isn't Eragon still there?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes.

SouljaBoi: Then why are you being weird?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: We're not!

Shopaholic: Maybe it's glitching.

SouljaBoi: That could be.

Fell4U: So who knows computers, cuz Edward is obviously stuck in the stone age when it comes to technology.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Am not!

Shopaholic: Yes you are. You came to me yesterday wondering what the "thing in the kitchen" was.

SouljaBoi: What was it?

Shopaholic: A microwave.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I don't use those! How am I supposed to know what they are?!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What's a microwave?

Fell4U: Really, Edward?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I said the first thing, he said the second.

SouljaBoi: So who's talking?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Me!

Shopaholic: Umm…ok

*OHGr81 has come online *

*SexyChica has come online *

SouljaBoi: Welcome back

Shopaholic: From ur adventure

Fell4U: Ew.

Shopaholic: I suddenly have the urge to go shopping. Who wants to come?

OhGr81: MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!!!!

SexyChica: I do!

SouljaBoi: Count me out.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Us, as well.

SopuljaBoi: You really sound schizo when you do that

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Do what?

SouljaBoi: Nvm

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?

SouljaBoi: NEVERMIND!!!!!!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Fine, then. Be that way.

SouljaBoi: That's what it means.

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I am still confused. I don't like feeling this way. I am not accustomed to it.

Shopaholic: Bella, you need to come!

Fell4U: No thanks, Alice….I'm…um…

Shopaholic: Coming!

Fell4U: No, I'm NOT!!!

SexyChica: But Bella! We need to go hit Victoria's Secret!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Haha, do it!

OhGr81: DOOOOOIIIIIIT!!!!!

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: What?

SouljaBoi: nvm

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: I'll drop it.

Shopaholic: Come on, Bella!!!

SexyChica: You know you want to!!!!

Fell4U: No, I don't think so.

SouljaBoi: Bella you have to go.

Fell4U: Jasper, you're on their side?!

SouljaBoi: Yeah, they're crying. It hurts. I'm gonna go emo if you don't go!!!!!!

*SouljaBoi has gone offline *

Shopaholic: Bella! Jasper is trying to CUT HIMSELF NOW!!!!!! And it's all your fault!!!

OhGr81: Will there be blood?

Fell4U: What?

OhGr81: Idk, my bff Thomas Edison

SexyChica: Emmett, have you been watching commercials again? And anyway, that's not how it goes.

OhGr81: Look at me, then back at ur man!

Fell4U: I think that one's wrong too.

Shopaholic: BELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I'm picking you up. NAO!!!!!

*Shopaholic has gone offline *

Fell4U: Oh, crap. ttyl, guys

*Fell4U has gone offline *

SexyChica: I'll ttyl too. Shopping, here I come!

*SexyChica has gone offline *

OhGr81: Hey Edward

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?

OhGr81: Hey Eragon

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Yes?

OhGr81: That's funny!!! You wanna hear a sick joke?

TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon: Nope

*TheDudeWhoDrivesADragon has gone offline *

OhGr81: Dude. Everyone's gone. I'm all alone. =( I has a sad.

*OhGr81 has gone offline *

A/N: Okay, I know these aren't that original, but I wanted to do it. I may do some more of these. They're a lot of fun.

Review = Pancakes.