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Take 10

Yay!!!!! I reached number 10!!! I'm proud of myself. *Pats self on back *

Ok, more prank calls

*Three days later, Emmett, Alice, and Eragon are alone once more *

Emmett: I'm bored.

Alice: *Reading a fashion magazine * Sucks for you, dude.

Emmett: But I'm boooorrrrrreeeeeedddddd!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: We could prank call people again!

Alice: That's a good idea!!!!!

Emmett: Yay!!!! Fun!!!!!!!

Eragon: Ok, where's the phone?

Alice: *Holds it up * Got it!!!!

Emmett: Give it to me!!!!

Alice: No, it's Eragon's turn first.

Eragon: Who should I call?

Alice: You should call Edward.

Emmett: Tell him that Jasper ate Bella.

Alice: No!!!! Not a good idea!!!!! You know what happened last time he thought she had almost gotten eaten.

Emmett: True…it was funny though.

Alice: It sure as heck wasn't.

Eragon: What happened?

Emmett: We moved away, and Edward was depressed.

Alice: And then he almost committed suicide.

Eragon: Vampires can do that?!

Alice: They sure can…I get the feeling we've had a similar conversation in the past…

Emmett: Ok, tell him his Volvo exploded. They just i.d.'d it at the junk yard.

Alice: Hahahaha!!!!!!! Good one!!!!!!!

Eragon: Ok, sounds good!

Alice: *Grins *

Eragon: *Dials number *

Edward: Hello. Edward Cullen speaking.

Eragon: Hi, Sir, we just identified your car…it appears to have been in a wreck…

Edward: A wreck?????????

Eragon: Well, actually, it looks like a terrorist hijacked it and attempted a suicide bombing in it.

Edward: *Gasp, thud *

Emmett: Well, Eragon, that's the second vampire you've floored. I've got to hand it to you, you are an excellent bear of bad news,

Alice: Emmett, it's a bearer of bad news, not a bear. You have such a one track mind.

Emmett: Whatever. I thought it was bear. It makes more sense.

Eragon: *Hangs up phone * Wow. Craziness.

Alice: Yeah, seriously. Ok, who's next?

Emmett: Hmmm…

Eragon: Hmmm…

Alice: Bella!!!!!

Emmett: Where?

Eragon: Retard, she means we have to call Bella.

Emmett: I knew that.

Eragon: Then why did you ask where she was?

Emmett: To make sure you knew what was going on! Gosh!

Alice: Alright, whatever, Em. Come on, who's gonna call the human?

Eragon: Hey! No racism!

Alice: I'm not being racist; I'm whiter than she is. And she looks like an albino.

Emmett: Lalalalalala!!!!!! *Dances in a random circle *

Alice: Emmett's bored again.

Eragon: Yeah, no kidding. Emmett, you wanna call next?

Emmett: Yes yes yes!!!!!!!! Gimme the phone!!!!! What should I say?

Alice: That Edward committed suicide.

Eragon: That's harsh…

Alice: True…we don't want to give her a heart attack…and it wouldn't be hard to make her faint…

Emmett: I'll tell her that Jacob will imprint on her daughter.

Alice: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Like that'd ever happen.

Emmett: I'll do it. *Dials number *

Bella: Hello!

Emmett: Guess what.

Bella: Who is this?

Emmett: MEEEEEE!!!!!!! Your favorite werewolf friend will imprint on your daughter!!!!!!

Bella: What the he—

Emmett: *Hangs up * Done!!!!!

Alice: Weeellllll….

Eragon: That was, er, nicely handled?

Alice: Sure! Very, very nicely…

Eragon: Yeah, um, that was pretty pathetic.

Alice: Yeah, that's for sure.

Emmett: B-b-b-but…oh, well. Who next?

Alice: Emmett, I think we need to work on some technique.

Emmett: You didn't like it? I thought I handled it superbly.

Eragon: Not really. We should prank her again sometime though! We can think of something better...

Alice: Now Jasper!!!!

Emmett: Yeah!!!!!

Alice: Eragon, you'll have to call him. He'll recognize our voices.

Eragon: Ok…what should I say?

Alice: Hmmmmm…that the police are after him because of all the times he's threatened to eat Bella…and the times that he did actually eat her…attempted murder doesn't go over real well with the police.

Eragon: Ok, sounds good…good thing Emmett and I had that thing with the police…

Emmett: Yeah, that was great!!!! Good times, good times. Good training for you to know what they're like.

Alice: *Narrows eyes * What thing with the police?

Emmett: Oh, nothing. Just a little…

Eragon: Misunderstanding.

Emmett: Yeah!

Alice: Huh. Well, I'm not gonna push it. I'll just have to ask Edward!

Emmett: Ok, call Jazzy!!!!!

Eragon: Ok! *Dials number *

Jasper: Hello.

Eragon: Hello, is this Mr…

Alice: *Whispers * Hale.

Eragon: Hale?

Jasper: Um, yeah…why?

Eragon: This is the police.

Jasper: Oh crap.

Eragon: Where were you on the afternoon of…

Alice: *Whispers * May 22nd.

Eragon: May 22nd?

Jasper: Uhh…I don't' know! *Voice gets panicky *

Eragon: Well, I might have to bring you in for questioning…

Jasper: No!!! I can explain!!!!!

Eragon: Are you admitting you committed the crime?

Jasper: No!!! I don't even know what you're talking about!!!!

Eragon: You attempted to eat the victim…and succeeded at one point!!!

Jasper: I swear, I didn't do it on purpose!!!!! It was an accident!!!! And she's not dead!!!!!

Eragon: Yeah, that's what they all say. I'll get back to you. *Hangs up phone *

Alice: *Bursts out in laughter * Oh geez!!!!!!! Poor Jasper!!!!!

Emmett: Jazzy-boy was so freaked!!!!!!!

Eragon: *Cracking up * That was great!!!!

Alice: Ok, do we want to do more? Or just wait till another day?

Emmett: I think we should have a dance-off.

Alice: Oh geez. We have to watch you dance?

Eragon: Crud.

Emmett: Heck yes!!!!!!

Alice: Emmett, you are aware Rose isn't here to see this, right?

Emmett: Duh! You don't even look like her!!!

Eragon: Not at all…

Emmett: Ok, who wants to go first? Alice?

Alice: Nuh-uh. No way, Jose.

Eragon: Jose?

Emmett: I didn't teach you that one, did I? Oops. But anyway, then I guess, Eragon? You wanna start?

Eragon: Haha, um, no.

Emmett: Fine! I'll start! *Starts dancing crazily *

Alice: Oh, gosh. Close your eyes, Eragon, before he starts the really weird stuff.

Eragon: They're already closed.

Emmett: You guys are so mean.

Alice: We try.

Ok, how was that? Pretty fast updating, huh? I'm gonna give shoutouts to the people who review…maybe some encouragement. Lemme tell ya, reviews are good for the soul. And great for helping to overcome writer's block.

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