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Ok, continuing with the madness (and btw, I really do love Emmett, but he is so much fun to make fun of)
Take 12
Emmett has introduced Eragon to the world of media…music, TV, and the like…especially music. Emmett + Eragon + iPod = craziness. Yeah, fosho. May I suggest you look up the songs as they hit them? Might add to the funniness. I'll have a list of the songs I mention at the bottom. Oh, there will possibly be a debate on music genres…
Emmett: Womanizer, womanizer, you're a womanizer…
Rosalie: Emmett!!!!! : I told you I don't like it when you listen to Britney Spears!!!
Emmett: Oops, I did it again…
Rosalie: I'm serious!!!!!!! It makes you sound gay, not to mention retarded.
Eragon: Oooh, burn!
Emmett: Shut up, Eragon.
Eragon: Let me see the iPod!!!
Emmett: Ok, here ya go. *Hands iPod to Eragon *
Eragon: *Scrolls through artists * Dude, you have so much music!
Emmett: Well, when you have unlimited money like I do…
Jasper: And like to get all the free songs off iTunes just for the heck of it.
Emmett: You end up with tons of music. *Glares at Jasper for sharing his secret *
Eragon: Haha, so you have a bunch of random crap on here, huh?
Emmett: It's not crap. It is mine, therefore it is not crap. Holy crap!
Eragon: It's holy crap?
Emmett: No, I just thought of something!!!!
Eragon: What?
Emmett: We should sing along with the songs till it bugs the crap out of everyone!!!!!!
Eragon: Ok, sounds good!!!!! Who sings first?
Emmett: We trade off lines. What song should we sing first?
Eragon: *Shuffles through songs * Hmm…how about…
Emmett: Pick a really good one!!!
Eragon: An Owl City one!!!
Emmett: Yeah!!!!! We should do Dental Care!!!!
Eragon: Okay, here it is!!!
Emmett: Yes!!!!
Eragon: Okay, I'll start.
Emmett: Let's go where everyone else is!
*They run into the living room where Carlisle, is watching TV, Esme and Rosalie are reading, Alice is looking through a fashion magazine, Edward is sitting there, grinning while listening to everyone's thoughts, and Jasper is at the computer *
Emmett: I brush my teeth and look in the mirror!
Eragon: And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear!
Emmett: I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights!…wait, that sounded gay!!!!!
Eragon: *Trying not to laugh * And rather than flaunt my style, I'd flash you a smile
Emmett: Of clean pearly whites!!!!!
Edward: You guys are beyond weird.
Alice: No kidding.
Emmett: Regroup!!!
Eragon: Roger!
*They run to Emmett's room *
Emmett: We need a less gay song.
Eragon: We need to have a playlist, so we can change the song and sing with the next one.
Emmett: But we can't just sing the whole thing…we should just take lyrics out of the song, and sing them when they fit in the conversation…but not gay-sounding ones.
Eragon: That's a great idea. Let's pick some songs…
*They sit hunched over Emmett's laptop, looking through his iTunes *
Eragon: That one!
Emmett: Yeah! How about this one?
Eragon: Eh, nah.
Emmett: This one!
Eragon: Yeah!!!!!
*They pick a bunch of songs to mess with * (A/N song list at the bottom of the chapter) *Then they run downstairs with their arsenal *
Jasper: Check this out! The Prime Minister of *Insert random foreign country here *just committed suicide!
Emmett: *Sings * I scream into the night for you, Don't make it true, don't jump. The lights will not guide you through. They're deceiving you, don't jump.
Eragon: *Sings * Come and rescue me, I'm burning, can't you see. Come and rescue me. Only you can set me free. Come and rescue me.
Jasper: Um, alrighty then…
Edward: Esme, what book is that?
Esme: Erm, Percy Jackson and the Olympians…
Carlisle: Really? Is it any good?
Esme: Yes…Quite, actually.
Edward: Hehe! *Chuckles to himself *
Jasper: What is it, Edward?
Edward: Oh, just Emmett and Eragon.
Jasper: Oh, I don't think I wanna know, then.
Edward: No, probably not…
Alice: Oh my gosh! Rosalie, look at this adorable dress!!! Wouldn't it look amazing with those new flats you bought?
Rosalie: Oh, yeah! It's so perfect! I have to buy it!!!
Alice: We need to order it today! I just love fashion.
Emmett: *Sings * And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
Eragon: *Sings * I'll do whatever it takes…
Alice: To buy this dress. Come on, Rose, let's go order it. *Grabs Rosalie's hand to drag her away from the madness *
Edward: You guys are insane.
Jasper: Here comes Bella.
Edward: How do you know?
Jasper: If her emotions were any more obnoxious right now, I'd go emo. Except for the fact that I couldn't be a dead music genre…
Emmett: Emo's not dead, silly! My Chemical Romance is alive! More alive than you.
Jasper: But that's not real emo. Go get a Hot Cross song. Or Moss Icon. Or look up Sunny Day Real Estate. They're post-emo.
Emmett: I refuse to believe that.
Jasper: Whatever. Doesn't really matter. Just trying to educate you.
Edward: Come on, Jaz, this is Emmett we're talking about. He is un-educatable.
Jasper: True. Well, so what else do you guys have up your sleeves?
Eragon: Well, we could sing the Blood On The Dance Floor song…
Jasper: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! That is the most obscene music I have ever heard of in my life.
Emmett: You mean you're never heard of…
Edward: Shut up. We don't need to know. (A/N So I've never actually heard BOTDF, but I read some of the lyrics once…yeah, and you thought rap was obscene. Haha, I wouldn't suggest looking up BOTDF)
Eragon: Ok, so what should we do, Emmett?
Emmett: Regroup!!!
*They run back up to Emmett's room *
Emmett: Okay, here's what I'm thinking: We do a concert!!!!!
Eragon: Yeah!!! And we can dress up!!! Like you could dress up as Britney Spears or Shakira or someone!!!!!
Emmett: Inspiration has struck in the form of Eragon!!!!!
Eragon: Glad I could be of service.
Ok, so sorry it's short, but I figured this was a good place to end it. Give me ideas for the next chapter!!! I can guarantee it'll be funny, but I need some ingenious new brainwaves.
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