A/N: Happy New Years! Merry Christmas! Happy Chanuka! Happy Quanza! Happy Day!
How is everyone? Okay, first post for the year and there is plenty more where this comes from,
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In which they talk of Hottness

"Diggory said I had a 'hott' ass the other day." Alice said, fiercely scribbling out a wrong word on her Potions essay.

"Really? That's new, I guess…" Lily said before sighing and taking Alice's essay into her hands. "Oh, Al, this is awful!"

"I wasn't sure what it meant at first. 'Is it on fire?' I asked, which, naturally, made him do that gorgeous laugh of his."

"Well, what does it mean? And Alice, it's lacewing not massing flies, boof head," Lily asked, fixing up the misspelled word.

"Apparently it means it's nice." Alice replied, now inspecting her nails.

"Nice?" Mary asked, looking at Alice. "How can an ass be nice?"

"Well, according-"

"-To Frank," Lily whispered to Mary, giggling.

"-to Frank anything can be nice. Nice ass, nice body, nice breasts,"

"Except, when we refer to breasts we call them 'boobs' or 'titties'," James Potter said, sliding in next to Lily and kissing her on the cheek. "Hello, gorgeous."

"Go away, I'm working." Lily replied, dragging her hand across her cheek.

"Mm, I love you too,"

"Why would you call them boobs?" Mary asked conversationally.

"Why would you call them breasts?" Sirius shot back, fist-bumping James in triumph.

"Because that's their scientific name you dolt." Mary responded, grinning.

"Oh. Are you sure its not something like breasteus feminus?" James asked, sniggering with Sirius at his feeble wit.

"No, now either offer something interesting to this conversation or go away." Lily said, pushing him slightly.

"Okay, okay, what are we talking about?" James asked, straightening his school tie and making a pathetic attempt at smoothing down his hair.

"When someone says something is 'hott', what do they mean?" Mary asked seriously.

"Double T?" Sirius asked.

Alice nodded.

"Well, then it means that they're exactly that. Hot. Burning. Sizzling. Boiling." Sirius said, counting them out on his fingers.

Lily, Mary and Alice looked at each other, completely bewildered. Suddenly, Alice clasped her hands to her ass, a look of utter fear appearing on her face.

"It's not hot though!" She screeched, feeling around.

"Here, Alice, let me feel it!" Lily cried, beckoning her friend over.

"It's not hot, is it?"

"Not that I can tell,"

"But didn't Frank say it also meant nice?"

"Yes, Mary, but what if Amos meant it was actually on fire?"

"But obviously at the time it wasn't, otherwise I would've felt it. Wouldn't I?"

"But didn't we just have charms? And we were doing numbing spells!"

"Oh yes, and yours was really good Lily, I couldn't feel anything!"

"There isn't a sign of burning though…And someone would realize, surely,"

"Fiendfyre?"

"I thought you could feel that?"

"Yes well, I think you can. Is it still hot?"

"No, wouldn't I feel it?"

"Well, Lily, stop hogging Alice's bum and give me some time with it so I can see!"

"Guys, I don't want you fighting over this old thing."

"It's not old, Alice, I rather like it."

"Well we all know how much you like bottom, Mary,"

"Shut up! It was one time and it was a dare,"

"We didn't mean you actually had to kiss the bare cheek, you just did it!"

At this, Sirius and James could take it no longer. They burst into an apoplectic fit of laughter, tears streaming out of their eyes and down their cheeks, dampening their school robes. James struggled to his feet and wobbled over to Sirius, still laughing uncontrollably, and collapsed on him, causing the laughter to erupt once more.

"You – you – you b-believed us!" Sirius managed to choke out, cracking up again.

"Oh no," Alice whispered, removing Mary's hands from her ass and sinking into a chair.

"I-I-I can't believe this! You – you actually believed us!"

"Shit." Mary said.

"Oh, Merlin." Lily added, bringing a hand to her face.

"It just means you have a good ass. Hott. Sexy, nice, firm, if you want." Remus said, who had, until now, been sitting in the chair closest to the fire buried deep in a book. Alice made an odd, sort of humphing sound and got up, taking her books with her and headed up the stairs. Mary followed suit, her face bright red and getting redder every minute.

Lily sat still, figuring the happening out in her head.

"I don't even understand." She whispered, rubbing her temple with a finger.

"Oh, Merlin, I will never, never let you forget that." Sirius said, getting up and stretching. He wiped his eyes and added: "Never, not until the day you die."

Remus sighed deeply at the immaturity of his friends and he too, got up, and left the room with Sirius close on his heels.

"I hate you." Lily said plainly, looking at James.

"I know. But, see, the thing is, I don't hate you. I, in fact, love you." He replied, winking at her. He leant over to the window and looked out into the sky. The stars were scattered carelessly over the carpet-like night sky and the moon played hide and seek in about the clouds.

"You remind me of the night sky," He whispered, looking back at Lily.

"Dark? Wistful?" She offered, giggling softly at her wit.

"No. Beautiful." He said, and with that he upped and left, leaving Lily alone in the bustling common room.

"Beautiful. Not hott, but beautiful. Merlin," Lily murmured to herself as she left the noisy room.


A/N: Okay, questions? Flames? Cookies?
Whaddya think? Personally, I quite liked it.
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P.s Sorry for extra Alerts, spelling mistakes etc. realised after I posted, eugh !