Grandfather Carlisle always the cool collective one lost it and yelled at Alice "NO! We are not having the house decorated in that manner. I am NOT going to have my house covered in cobwebs and filled with coffins."
"But it will be fun." Alice whined.
"No Alice! I mean it! There is no way in hell, I am going to let you decorate this house using those stereotypes." Carlisle continued.
Alice replied, "That's just it Carlisle. Those stereotypes are what is going to make the party a success."
Carlisle sighed, "Fine Alice! However, I am not going to dress up as a Hollywood vampire."
Ok, Carlisle. Alice gave in, "However, you and Esme will have to dress up as another character from the vampire books and movies."
Dad started laughing when he heard what specific characters Alice had in mind for my grandparents.
"What is so funny, Edward?" Grandfather asked unintentionally yelling at dad.
"It just Alice's idea of keeping with the theme." Dad responded causally, continued, "Alice just decided since
Emmett is going as Count Dracula and Rose as Lucy. She should dress Esme and you as Jonathan and Mina."
With that Grandfather storm off into is study.
I couldn't help laughing after that. Since, Dad just helped Aunt Alice win that argument inadvertently. Finally I was able to stop laughing thanks to Uncle Jasper who was using his gift.
"So" collecting my breath "Aunt Alice who are you and mom going to be?" I asked although I had an idea.
"I was thinking to dress your mom as Claudia since your dad it going as Louis" Aunt Alice answered. "However, I'm not sure of myself."
"Ha!" Uncle Emmett and Dad scoffed simultaneously.
Aunt Alice looked at them, "Well, I don't defensively.
"Hmm," I thought, "If Uncle Jasper is going as Lestat, maybe you could go as Lestat's cross dressing mom. Dressed in 1700 regal attire."
"Yes that could work." Alice said thoughtfully.
"So, who I am I going to be?" I asked. "And, what about Jacob?"
Uncle Emmett started laughing suddenly. I looked at him, then to Alice who had that glazed over look again.
"What?" I asked. I couldn't take it anymore and looked at dad who shook his head in annoyance.
"That would definitely work, Emmett." Alice said after awhile, then turned to me "Emmett imagined you as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It happens to be both a movie and TV series."
"OK that covers me. What about Jacob?"
"Emmett picture Jacob as Angel, the vampire that's in love with Buffy." Dad moaned.
"I still don't see why Uncle Emmett thinks its so funny." I responded annoyed.
"Nessie, its funny to me," Uncle Emmett continued between laughs, "because Buffy is supposed to kick Vampires butts. Yet, shes sleeping with the enemy."
"Oh" I muttered. Then started laughing at the idea, when it dawned on me. Uncle Emmett would think it so funny because Jacob and I were together. From the outsider point of view a human was dating a vampire. However, from my family's POV, the Vampire was dating a werewolf. Like Uncle Emmett said I was sleeping with the enemy. As if that ever would happen before marriage with a mind reader for a dad.
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College started back I might not get to the actually party and costume detail soon
