Here come the Humans

Renesmee's POV

I woke with a start the morning of Halloween. "Wake up sleepy head" Aunt Alice was yelling at me while bouncing up and down like crazy. "We have a lot to today before 8 tonight."

"Ugh!" I turned to look at my alarm clock. "It's six in the morning. Are you crazy?"

Alice proceeded to turn on my ceiling light, having done that started pulling back all my curtains. "Ugh! You're blinding me Aunt Alice." I continued to complain.

"Oh, get up!" Aunt Alice responded, then continue with "No, I'm not."

" Yes, you are. You're sparkling me." I then yelled down stairs to Uncle Jasper saying, "Uncle Jasper! Make her stop." Hoping that Uncle Jasper would use his gift of to calm Aunt Alice down some.

"Don't you dare! Jasper." Aunt Alice called down having seen what Uncle Jasper had in mind. "Renesmee Carlie Cullen, you get out of bed this instant. Or, I'm going to dump you out of your bed."

The next thing I knew I was on the floor, and was hearing everyone laughing. Uncle Emmett was the loudest finding the whole commotion to be totally hilarious. A second later, Dad was by my side checking me over making sure I wasn't hurt; asking me "Nessie, are you ok? Are you hurt?"

"Alice, honestly. Did you have to do that?" Dad turned on her.

"Oh, please Edward. Admit it you, you thought it was funny." Aunt Alice remarked. "I saw you laughing too."

Dad just growl and left the room in a blink of the eye literally.

"Alice, honestly couldn't you be less annoying?" I said. In which Aunt Alice just shook her head. I should have known better to ask that question.

"Well let's get going, shall we?" Aunt Alice asked. I nodded my head and headed down stairs. I could smell something delicious coming from the kitchen.

As I entered the living room, I was amazed at what I saw. Aunt Alice managed to get the whole house decorated as she had described to me.

Finally, it was 7 pm the party was about to start in an hour. Aunt Alice started with Jacob had some fake fangs on and was wearing leather pants, a button down shirt, and a black leather topcoat. I was wearing black cardigan open underneath was a bright red camisole; with black leather pants and zipped up black high heeled boots. I wore silver cross charm necklace and a cladauggh ring.

After seeing Jacob's costume, my dad commented saying, " Those don't even look real. And even if they were, you wouldn't know how to use them."

In which Jacob replied with a fake valley girl accent, "What ever, Edward. Is not like you use yours."

By 7:30 Aunt Alice had finished with everyone and shooed us out of her room to get ready. The first of the guest arrived a few minutes after 8; Aunt Alice came running down the stairs in a blur. Only when she stopped to open the door were we able to see her in full costume. Aunt Alice really resembled Jasper. Alice was dressed in similar attire as Uncle Jasper and Dad except the color scheme. Her topcoat was a deep rose pink with gold filigree; the shirt was a cream color with frills, a vest of light emerald green, shoes to match of deep rose pink, and trimmed with ribbon of the same light emerald green; securing the family crest buckle in gold. Her hair was sleeked back in the way my Grandfather Carlisle usually wore is hair, at the base of the neck it was tied back into a pigtail secured with a gold silk ribbon.

"Wow!" I said lost for words. I couldn't take in the sight of my little pixie like aunt; who usually reminds us of Tinkerbelle resembling Peter Pan.

"Man Alice. You look like a dude." Uncle Emmett muttered. In which he earned a slap across the back of the head. So gracefully preformed by dear Aunt Rosalie.

Jacob having filled up from tasting the snacks, turned around starred at Aunt Alice, and finally commented sarcastically; "Who are you? And, What have you done to Alice Cullen?"

I finally busted out laughing; having heard everyone else, say what I was thinking. Eventually, Dad started laughing with me when he caught onto what I had just thought. Uncle Jasper feeling our mood, then Mom and the rest of the family soon followed us. The last to join in was Aunt Alice herself being the one who was critiqued. When we finally stopped laughing, Aunt Alice opened the front door to greet the first guests to arrive. Aunt Alice and I decided it would be nice to invite some of my mom's "old" friends from high school. I could hear the silent moan Aunt Alice let out at her disgust of the poorly home made and cheap store-bought costume. Mike and Jessica Newton came dressed it bed sheet togas with fake grape leaf crowns. They wore gold flip-flops that had gold ribbons tide on the side and laced around their calves. Eric Yorkie entered behind the Newtons as the third wheel. He was dressed like Mr. Smee wearing a red and white striped shirt, black shredded pants, and was wear a pair of black high heels he bought at the thrift store. Eric had sprayed his hair with grey Halloween hair spray.

As he walked by Aunt Rosalie asked "Where did you by those shoes? At the thrift store?"

Eric just answered, "As a matter of fact, yes I did."

Eric Yorkie continued to walk over to the buffet table, and started to hit on Jacob who was oblivious to him. Saying lines such as, " I wished my ass looked that good in leather pants."

Jacob turned and looked at him stunned, and paused said "Um. Cool Man."

"You don't get it do you? I think your really hot." Eric Yorkie continued.

"Don't I know it" Jacob said grimly from the corner of his mouth.

Eric went "Do you really?"

I finally went over and wrapped my arm around Jacob. I then turned to Eric saying, "Yes, he does. But I don't believe you're man enough to handle him."

Jacob turned back to me and kissed my forehead, whispered "Thank you."

"No problem. By the way Esme pulled out some hot gooey chocolate chip cookies from the oven. I know you're probably still hungry." Jacob ran at lighting speed into the kitchen.

"Big Appetite, uh?" Eric asked.

Right then Tyler arrived in a werewolf costume with fake fur pasted all over him sporadically with spirit gum. It stopped Jacob in his track to the kitchen. He started laughing hysterically, then continued to walk into the kitchen.

When he got into the kitchen, I heard Esme asking, "What's so funny Jacob?"

"Oh nothing, Esme. You really wouldn't want to know." Jacob replied.

"Oh. I'll just take your word for it." Esme said, continued "Here, do you want some cookies?"

"You know I do. You do have another batch on, right? Because these one it all mine."

At that Uncle Emmet entered the kitchen saying, "What if I wanted one!"

"You don't eat silly."

Emmett replied, "I don't care. It's the principle."

"Well, you're principle is pointless." Jacob responded as he popped another cookie into his mouth.

Uncle Emmett looked at him and shook his head. All of the sudden I heard my mom's friend Jessica scream. And turned around to take a look, in which I saw broken glass everywhere. In which Uncle Jasper was the first to notice, Mike Newton was covered in blood. Dad was standing right next to Mike, but didn't seem to care. Uncle Jasper walked over slowly to Mike bearing his teeth.

Mike turned around and said, "You're really into your character man."

In response Uncle Jasper just growled. And, Aunt Alice came running in yelling commandingly, "Everybody Out." From the corner, Mom was standing similarly to Uncle Jasper having not heard Aunt Alice. Mom was debating to herself what to do and nervously messing with her hair and plucking at the top of her sleeves. Everyone was running for the front door, jamming the doorway in the process.

Carlisle acting like the stewardess on the airplanes said in a clam manner "We have to clear the doorway. Single file please." He then continued to wave them through as an airline stewardess would, saying "Thank you for coming. However, the broken glass on the floor as created a safety hazard. I'm sorry that the party ended so early."

At this time Mike was still there pinned between Mom and Uncle Jasper, crying like a baby and looking scared as hell. I looked to Dad who was still not doing anything. At this point Grandfather yelled across the room, "Edward!"

In which Dad rolled his eyes and sighed "Fine. Jasper, Bella stop it. Mike just, get out."

"Edward!" came Grandfather Carlisle voice as he was closing the door.

"But, go see a doctor."