Well HELLO my EXTREMELY loyal fans. Wow. Um, I know you're all going to hate me and possibly track me down and throw tomatoes at my house, but as you've probably figured out, this story is dunzo. I wrote it 2 years ago when I was a completely different person! Thanks so much for all of your lovely comments, you're really the greatest. Sorry to leave you hanging for 2 years!

Xo,

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