Chapter 2

Hey It's Kung, Leave a message, and I won't get back to you. MMMMMMMMM

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Scorpion-ass.

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Morshu-reptile is ripping me off.

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Reptile-MMMMMM bombs.

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Mileena-I'm pretty, make love to me.

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Icarly-We have a crappy show. Nevile and Freddy are gay.

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Obama-baraka is my evil twin, Baraka Obama.

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baraka-I killed Obama. he sucks cocks.

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Taylor Lautner-Let's fight! I'm tanner and more girls like me.

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Sub-zero-Heyyyyyy man!

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Kobra-Ken is dead, I shall rise out and take his place, hadouken!

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Shang tsung-hello gayboyyyy, Not ma prollem!

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Dan forden-you should get a TOASTY! torpedo from Quizno's.

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Great Kung Lao-I'm your great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfather, And somehow you have the same name as me. You suck! I'm more powerful, I actually defeated Shang Tsung, Liu kang Did and Not you!

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mavado-where are my hookswords?

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kabal-I took my hookswords back.

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Stryker-Liu Kang tried to drop the arcade machine on me, so I told him to try and defeat me in Mortal kombat, I won, And beat shang tsung. I wish I could do that In real Life.

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Sektor-watch nightly ketchup! it's awsome.

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Kenshi-I got my sight back! But I didn't know Mileena was ugly, I wrecked that chick, No wonder why that BJ hurt.

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Jax-I just got a metallic dick,sonya here I come!

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sonya-Jax just gave me my first period.

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Rick astley-Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never ggonna run around and desert you!

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