Chapter 3
Kung Lao-This is Kung Lao, If you're Christian bale, I'm still sorry about the Incident on the set.
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Jax-The Klan is after me.
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KKK-We're after Jax.
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-Buy a honda…wait who are you? AHAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Sub-zero-I killed Mr. Opportunity.
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Liu Kang-Hey Kung! Wanna come play!
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sektor-Watch Nightly Ketchup!
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sektor-Watch nightly ketchup!
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Sektor-Are you watching yet!
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Jade-Helloooooo.
Kung Lao-Yes?
Jade-Hi baby! Did you miss me?
Kung Lao-Huh?
Jade-You Love me don't you?
Li mei-Who's there?
Jade-Li Mei?
Li Mei-Jade?
Jade-Why are you at Kung Lao's
Li Mei-I slept with him.
Jade-You did too?
Kung lao-Uh…..
Li Mei-Damn He's good.
Jade-I know right!
Kung lao-Talk to each other on another phone please.
Jade-He's sexy!
Li mei-If the 3 of us did it we'd melt the bed cause we're so hot.
Jade-Yeah!
Kung Lao-I'm shutting off the machine.
Jade-Sexy
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Quan Chi-Penis!
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Raiden-Let's duel at high noon.
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Kano-I'm evil, I stole Sub-zero's medallion.
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Frost-The medallion! give me the medallion
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I killed Frost, Froze Kano, then Watched so much Defenders of the Realm.
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Liu Kang-I'm a dolphin.
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Johnny Cage-Go see Dragon fist III, Liu Kang's a dolphin?
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Kiwi-I'm a kiwi bird, I'm more powerful than Shao kahn.
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Shao Kahn-Damn Kiwi Bird.
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Hsu Hao-I'm lame and Mongolian.
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Kai-KAI!
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Dairou-Hi.
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Darrius-My alternative costume looks like Jim kelly, But Reminds me of AfroMan.
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