Chapter 3

Kung Lao-This is Kung Lao, If you're Christian bale, I'm still sorry about the Incident on the set.

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Jax-The Klan is after me.

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KKK-We're after Jax.

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-Buy a honda…wait who are you? AHAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Sub-zero-I killed Mr. Opportunity.

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Liu Kang-Hey Kung! Wanna come play!

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sektor-Watch Nightly Ketchup!

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sektor-Watch nightly ketchup!

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Sektor-Are you watching yet!

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Jade-Helloooooo.

Kung Lao-Yes?

Jade-Hi baby! Did you miss me?

Kung Lao-Huh?

Jade-You Love me don't you?

Li mei-Who's there?

Jade-Li Mei?

Li Mei-Jade?

Jade-Why are you at Kung Lao's

Li Mei-I slept with him.

Jade-You did too?

Kung lao-Uh…..

Li Mei-Damn He's good.

Jade-I know right!

Kung lao-Talk to each other on another phone please.

Jade-He's sexy!

Li mei-If the 3 of us did it we'd melt the bed cause we're so hot.

Jade-Yeah!

Kung Lao-I'm shutting off the machine.

Jade-Sexy

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Quan Chi-Penis!

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Raiden-Let's duel at high noon.

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Kano-I'm evil, I stole Sub-zero's medallion.

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Frost-The medallion! give me the medallion

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I killed Frost, Froze Kano, then Watched so much Defenders of the Realm.

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Liu Kang-I'm a dolphin.

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Johnny Cage-Go see Dragon fist III, Liu Kang's a dolphin?

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Kiwi-I'm a kiwi bird, I'm more powerful than Shao kahn.

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Shao Kahn-Damn Kiwi Bird.

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Hsu Hao-I'm lame and Mongolian.

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Kai-KAI!

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Dairou-Hi.

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Darrius-My alternative costume looks like Jim kelly, But Reminds me of AfroMan.

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