A/N: ta dah! I made the second chapter^^ happiness, anyways more importantly, in this chapter Pip is introduced to the new tyke of the organization, Sir Integra shows her feminine colors and Alucard might be jealous. -GASP!- Sorry for the late upload I got school now and I'm writing a bunch of other stories at the same time :P urgh I need to keep up with so many .
Disclaimer: no matter how much I wish it, I do not, probably will not, own Hellsing all rights go to Kohta Hirano. (I applaud you so!)
Rachel and Seras leaned back from their creation, they had put the new kid, Jason, in new cloths, a black flannel shirt and black jeans. They fluffed his hair and put cat ears on him. He looked at them with full embarrassment in his face.
"He's just the cutest thing!" Rachel shouted as she glomped the boy. He made an umphing sound but it was barely audible.
"I wan' to hug him too!" Seras complained, then when Rachel didn't let up, Seras dog piled on top of them.
"mould 'ou meam ge' oo' oph e?" the now suffocating Jason muffled out. The girls giggled then sprang off of him.
"We've got to go show him to everyone else!" Rachel squealed and Seras nodded. Then they dragged the half dazed boy from the room. As they opened the door they soon found Pip, Captain Vernedead, on the other side just about to knock on the door in fact.
"Oh!" Seras said in completely shocked. "Captain Vernedead!" she stiffened up. "What a pleasant surprise, uhhh did you need something?" Seras inquired taking a step in between Pip and Rachel with their hostage.
"uhhhh..." he said with complete humility. "I was ummm... wondering if you would like to go out an' hav' a drink wit' me?" he shrugged in his french accent. "But o' course if you're too busy I understand..." he nodded to Rachel, who was rolling her eye's at him.
"ummm sorry but I was planning on spending the night with my new friend..." she stiffed out, trying her best to sound apologetic. The french man raised an eyebrow.
"What do you think of our little creation?" Rachel burst in shoving Jason forward. "He's adorable right?" she snuggled against the boy's face. Jason looked up to Pip and Pip down to this new boy set before him. They kept eye contact then Pip saw the boys full outfit. He started laughing hysterically.
"Tha' boys go' CAT EARS!" he cackled out pointing to Jason who simply frowned and glared at Pip as he laughed, grabbing his stomach. "Do you kno' 'ow ridiculous you look right now?" he said trying to contain his laugh.
Seras and Rachel glared daggers to him. "I think he looks stunning!" Seras protested and wrapped her arms around the boy bringing her into an embrace against one of her more overgrown area's.
"Are you kiddin' me?" Pip finaly said regaining his composure, a few giggles escaped but he didn't burst out again. "Le' me tell you somin'. Men aren't meant to be cute an' adorable! Tha's why you don' see men in dress's." he smirked.
Jason looked at himself then glared to Pip. "I am not in a dress." he growled stubbornly. Pip eyed the boy, ignoring the squeals and shrieks of adoration coming from Seras and Rachel in the background.
"Look's like your kit cat boy's got a temper." Pip kept eye contact. Not showing faulteration in this stare down. The boy looked as if he would murder the man before him. Then Pip leaned in to the boy's actual ear. "If you're no' careful Rachel just might put you in a dress." He whispered. Then stood up "Oh an' one more ting." He walked up to Seras. She snapped out of her giggle frenzy to face him seriously.
"Yes Captain?" She asked formally.
"You don' 'ave ta be so formal around me. Only my men do and tha's only when they're on duty." He took her hand and gave it a light kiss which made her blush. "I see you later, Seras?" he grinned genuinely. She nodded and he began to walk off. He caught the boy's look though it was nearly a death sentence. Pip smirked, aww the kid had a crush on Seras, too bad for him that that was Pip's woman.
Seras and Rachel were relentless on showing off their creation. Walter nearly had a heart attack when seeing the boy thinking that it was some form of demon, no doubt. Most of the troops either contained muffled laughter or made mocking "aww" noises, causing disapprovement from the trio Rachel would've massacred them if it weren't for the fact that she wasn't permitted to do that to her own men anymore.
The girls found Alucard and Integra in her office, more than likely discussing some vampire case, but that didn't matter. "Look what we brought!" Rachel cheered as she pushed Jason in and dragging Seras behind her. Obviously the girl lost her confidence around her master.
Alucard turned to see the dark haired boy in... cat ears... He gave out a look of disgust, grimacing at the thought that they shared the same gender. "What did you do to him?" he glowered. Examining the rest of the boy's outfit which didn't seem to bring out any male pride.
"Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?" Rachel clasped her hands around the boy and brought him into an embrace. Seras looked away shyly trying not to draw attention to herself.
"Cute is not the word you use to describe a man... If he is to stay in this estate he better grow a backbone." He glared at Rachel. "And that means to stay away from you two." he hissed.
"Oh piss off!" she shouted leaning forward on the boy making him hold more of her weight. "What would you know about it anyways, you old bat!"
Alucard growled then turned to Integra to give him permission to rip out the females innards but what he found would on any other day make him laugh and tease the woman but in this moment his eyes nearly pop out of his head to make his sunglasses fall to the ground.
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, head of the Hellsing family, master of the 500 year old vampire Alucard was... giving the strangest most contorted face that Alucard had ever seen on her face in her entire life, well since she awoke him way back when but that's getting technical. It resembled the look of how Rachel and Seras looked at Jason but this looked so much different... It was a look of obliviousness, yet focus, melting yet stiffening... yes Alucards master the one he'd known to be a dictator thought this boy Jason, was cute...
A/N: OMFG IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THIS! DX wahhhhhhhhhh and it's not even that good T-T I'm failing so much I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry it took me so long to get this done I had school other fanfictions cosplays conventions my life was hell but now I'm getting it in order so hopefully more updates and so on. Thanks for reading! and please keep reading! sorry if this is a bad chapter D:
