Authors Note:Ok so I haven't written in a long time. Mostly because I doubt anyone reads it…and Lisa says I'm bad at it. Which in turn made me self conscious of how bad I am at it so I stopped writing but now I'm forcing myself to do and here I am. So this will be Demyx and Zexion versus Sasori…because Puppet Master Jutsu is my favorite. They are my favorite Nobodies and Sasori is my favorite Akatski member, so it is only fitting they finish each other off. So yeah…review please. I really would like one or two. It motivates me to actually write if I get one.

Disclaimer: I own nothing...it is so tragic!

Pages from Zexion's Lexicon swirled around him as he dodged the long scorpion-like tail that the Puppet master shot at him. With a dramatic flourish of pages Zexion made himself a copy of Saïx's Claymore and swung it with as little effort as the Lunar Diviner himself. The heavy weapon smashed into the tree that the ninja had just previously been perched destroying it and the surrounding area.

"Not bad. You can defend yourself but can you help him too?" Zexion spun around to see the grotesque mouth of the living puppet creature unhinge and fire needles at Demyx. Before the Cloaked Schemer could even react a pillar of water erupted from the ground and stopped the incoming projectiles. He saw that Demyx had summoned his Sitar and there was a cold defiant look in his eye.

"I don't need anyone to look out for me. I am the Melodious Nocturne." He struck the strings of his weapon and water smashed into their opponent sending him back. "Even if I'm a bit more upbeat than the other Nobodies that doesn't mean I'm weak. I can fight with all the cold calculation that any of my fellow Nobodies can." He rode a series of geysers over to where the puppet was and slammed his Sitar down upon it smashing the wooden and metal body into pieces. Demy's Sitar dissipates and he turns to Zexion. "See Zexy! Piece of cake!" He gave thumbs up to the slate haired Nobody who, though he would never admit it, was thoroughly impressed by the lower ranked Nobody. They duo began to walk away and fulfill their mission and collect hearts when a body rose from the shattered remains of their former enemy.

"I didn't want to have to do this but," the click of the 'mans' artificial joints moving jars the pairs ears "since that pink haired girl and the hag destroyed most of my puppets and you have ruined Hiruko I guess I will have to do it myself." The red headed man smiled a creepy power hungry smile. It made Demyx cower a bit, his new bad ass persona forgotten momentarily. Without the Nobodies notice the larger hand of the destroyed puppet hand moved and erupted in a cloud of purple gas. "Hahaha who knew end game would come so quickly?" Nothing was heard except the hiss of the gas pouring out for several minutes.

"What is this? Poison gas?" Demyx shouted. Beyond it clouding their field of vision it did nothing to the Nobodies.

"I'll take care of this Number IX." Zexion waved a hand and a set of Xaldin's lances appeared out of his Lexicon and whirled around clearing the smoke.

"Ho-H- How did you survive?" Sasori choked out shocked.

"DUH! Stupid! We are Nobodies we don't need to breathe!" Demyx said as if it was the most obvious thing in the entire universe.

'This is boring me what about you Number IX?" asked Zexion absent mindedly flipping through his Lexicon.

"Yeah he isn't and fun and I doubt even Namine could lose to him!" With a snap of both their fingers a horde of heartless knights and Dancer class Nobodies appeared and converged on the ninja.

He fought back but more of the creatures appeared as he destroyed the one converging on him. "What are these things? AHHH AHHHH!" a dark portal transported the new heartless made from the Puppet Master back to the castle for Roxas to destroy later and the dusk created was sent to Vexen.

"How very anti-climactic." Zexion sniffed arrogantly flipping his bangs to the right side of his face the back again.

"Yeah Zexy that was laaaaaaaame." Demyx said whose hands were behind his head casually in a very Sore-esque pose strolling languidly behind his superior. Zexion's visible eye twitched.

"What did you just say?" Demyx's face paled as the schemer turned around to face him.

"Uh lame?'

"No before that."

"Oh uh…you mean…Zexy?" The water wielder whispered the offending nickname.

"Yes. Number IX what have I told you about calling me that?"

"To uh…never do it. Under punishment of…death." The blonde gulped and began to back away.

"I suggest that you run Number IX. Run far and fast." The copy of Saïx's claymore appeared again in his.

"Oh crap."

So hooray for bad ass Demyx! I was debating on whether to make him bumbling weak Demyx and thought NO! He is a Nobody gosh darn it and he deserves respect and would so kick ninja butt! So review if you like Bad Ass Demyx. Hell review anyway. Please?