Author's Note: Well here I am again only this time I have the fortune to write this chapter on my brand new laptop. Wooot! So I'm so excited that it may be extra long…we will see. WOOT! So I got a review from uh…idk at the moment but I love them because they said I was doing a good job and to keep it up. It was noted that Zexy needed to chill. He really did. Because we all know deep down he is a huge softy and adores Demyx. We all do though don't we?
Recap: Zexion and Demyx totally pwned Sasori after the organization was teleported into an Alternate universe by a device created by Vexen and used by Demyx. Now they are fighting the Akatsuki in Naruto's universe.
Axel and Roxas leap back as another explosion bloomed before them. Axel using his chakrams absorbed the fire from the blast but the concussion of the impact sent the two Nobodies back a bit. "Haha I knew you were all talk dudes." Deidara laughed.
"Says the Xigbar wannabe!" growled Roxas as he hit back a small clay bird with his OathKeeper. The bird exploded on impact with the blonde's keyblade. "Ugh these things are so ANNOYING!" he screamed before launching himself at the ninja and bashing him with the hilt of his keyblade.
"Chill Roxy we can do this easy! This guy doesn't have anything on us we are the Key of destiny and the Flurry of dancing Flames. We are just going to have to actually try and not be slackers like Demyx." The red head tosses his chakrams and the flaming disks cut through an incoming barrage of clay spiders like butter.
"You both sure do like to talk. You had better up your game if you're going to even attempt to beat me. I'm not even trying yet. I can do this all day. Right about now Sasori is wrapping up a battle with some of your stupid friends." Deidara says laughing as he swoops down on his clay mount to unleash another bombardment on the two Nobodies who duck to avoid losing any limbs and taking any major damage. Axel uses a wall of flame to block some kunai that had paper bombs attached to them.
"I hate these guys! What kind of nobodies are they and why are they attacking us? Shouldn't they be WITH us?" Roxas says as he blocks with his blade.
"Nobody? I am not a Nobody! How rude!"
"No! We that's what we are! Nobodies! That's why we have powers! Aren't you one too?"
"Uh, no. I'm a ninja."
"A nin-wah?"
"NINJA! Don't you have ninja where you are from?" The Nobodies traded puzzled looks.
"Uh nope but we have Yuffie, and she thinks she's a ninja." Roxas hit her in the back of the head.
"Dude she so is a ninja my Somebody is friends with her. She has a GIANT SHURIKEN!" as the too beings who really were not supposed to exist in the first place argued the only real ninja present face palmed and cleared his throat.
"As fascinating as this all is we have a battle to have. One I intend on winning." Axel looked away from Roxas and growled huffily.
"Fine if you're going to be like that, Roxy stay here, Axel has some bizznet to take care of." Roxas shook his spikey head.
"Oh boy he's speaking in third person again. Now you are in for it." Roxas planted his butt on a nearby stump that was only slightly singed so that he could watch his friend demolish their opponent. Deidara began to pelt the pyro with small explosives that Axel easily blocked or detonated with his flaming chakrams.
"Ok this is boring, I'm going to show you a trick only Vexen ever got to see." Axel snapped his fingers and they both laughed in glee as the ninja burst into flames and was promptly incinerated. Roxas grinned and gave his companion the thumbs up.
"You know Xemnas will be mad that we didn't collect his heart or anything." Axel shrugged and put his arm around Roxas.
"Yeah but I got to burn things."
"Get your arm off me if you want to keep it."
"Point taken."
(meanwhile back with Demyx and Zexion)
"I'm sorry I got so out of control Number IX it is most unlike me. Please forgive me." Zexion said as he wrapped another bandage around Demyx's head.
"Oh sure Zexy! Io would do anything for you! You're my best friend ever!" Zexion's eyes narrowed and a scowl graced his usually emotionless face.
"No I'm not. And. Don't. Call. Me. That. AWEFUL. Nickname." Zexion punctuated the last word by pulling the bandage extra tight.
"Sure thing Zex-ion."
(Word gets back to the Akatsuki headquarters)
"Lord Pein both Deidara and Sasori are dead. They were defeated in battle by these strange warriors." Pein's eyes widened momentarily at the mild shock. This is not what he had been expecting.
"Then they deserved to die if those fools couldn't even dispose of these foreign ninja."
"Sir they don't…they don't seem to be ninja at all. They emit no chakra and their weapons are most unorthodox." Pein slowly stroked his chin in contemplation. This was getting interesting for him.
Ok so that's it for this chapter. Next time we will get more Sora…and Marluxia versus Hidan. YAY! Of possibly a Orgy meeting/dinner lol. I can't write a chappy without having Demyx and Zexion in it they are my super favorites.
