BPOV

As I had suspected, when Charlie had turned up to see Nick and Jessica stuck to a giant billboard, with crowds of onlookers cheering and teasing, Nick had kept his mouth shut. According to Edward, he had told Charlie that it was a random male with tats who had done that to them.

He didn't tell Charlie that it was Edward, Emmett and I because he knew that I would tell Charlie that he had kidnapped me. We were even. But I still hated him. And now that Jessica had decided to join Newton forces, well, I guess I hated her, too.

"Think of it this way," said Alice, "at least we have one extra pranking toy!"

I laughed, and then remembered something.

"When Nick was explaining to Jessica where they were taking me, he said that Jacob had told him that Edward's family weren't allowed to go to La Push. So…" I began.

Edward growled, and tightened his grip on me.

"Dog," he spat.

"So Jacob must be in league with Nick as well!" I finished. "But why?"

Alice sighed.

"I hate not being able to see him."

"Remember at paintball, Jacob was sitting next to Nick? It all fits now," said Emmett, grinning. "That should make things more interesting."

"We need to think of something good," muttered Jasper.

"Well, duh!" said Emmett. "Even Bella knew that!"

I rolled my eyes. Everyone went silent, thinking. Alice's eyes glazed over.

"I've got it!" she grinned, exchanging a glance with Edward. "I knew something like this would come up! I prepared myself. Shall I go up and find something suitable?"

Edward frowned as Alice dashed up the stairs.

"What's going on?" I demanded. He smiled, as Alice returned.

"Sorry Rose, I hope you don't mind me borrowing these," she grinned, holding up a skimpy wonder woman suit and a revealing pair of blue lingerie.

"What are those for?" I demanded. And then it hit me.

"No!" I groaned. Alice smiled.

"What? You don't even know what we're doing yet!"

"I don't think I want to!" I exclaimed, looking at Edward for help.

Knowing Alice, she was obviously planning something bad. Something bad always involved me. I knew that much from my experience with Emmett.

"Okay, here's the plan. We're going to toy with Nick's granny and Charlie. Bella put on that wonder woman suit. I'll organise the rest," explained Alice. I groaned as she threw me the wonder woman suit.

Was she making me strip for Charlie?

-

Emmett's jeep pulled up outside of an old looking house.

"This is where Nick's granny lives," said Alice, grinning. "Off you go!"

I gulped and got out of the car. It was hard to walk in the boots.

"Remember: think sexy, act sexy!" instructed Emmett. He was wearing a black suit and a fake moustache. We made our way to the front door. Emmett knocked on the door loudly. The door opened and Nick's granny pointed at me and gasped.

"Put some clothes on!" she snarled.

"She has clothes on," said Emmett coolly. The old lady looked up at him angrily.

"Who are you?" she snapped.

"Are you related to Nicholas Newton?" asked Emmett. The lady nodded.

"You see, last night, Nick hired Isabella for two hours. He didn't pay for her services, and now she's angry," he explained. I pouted. Nick's granny gasped.

"Nick's been a bad boy!" she snapped. "I'll be telling his daddykins about this! And I'll be taking away his undies as well! He can go without!"

She slammed the door in our faces. I grimaced at Emmett.

"Don't worry about her, she's calling Mr. Newton as we speak," he told me, as we walked out to the jeep. Alice took off into the distance.

"Nick is going to be in so much trouble!" she laughed. "Now it's time for phase two!"

We pulled up outside of Charlie's house. Emmett pulled out the box with the skimpy lingerie inside and wrote on the top in black marker:

To Bella,


You can't hide from me. You know you want me. I'll stop by at midnight tonight. You better be dressed! There's no avoiding me anymore!

Love Nick.

I laughed as Emmett ran up to the front door and rang the doorbell, dropping the box, before running back to the jeep. We drove off into the distance.

CHARLIE'S POV

"I had no idea you were such a great cook!" I told Sally-Anne Yorkie as we sat down to a candlelit dinner. She smiled breathtakingly, just as the doorbell went.

"I'll get it, Charlie," she told me, walking over to the door. I watched as she held up a large box and gasped.

"Charlie!" she gasped. "I think your daughter has a stalker!"

"What?" I asked, alarmed. She handed the box to me. I read the message on the lid, before opening the box to see a blue bra and panties. I sighed.

"It's just the weirdo down the road," I told Sally-Anne. "Don't worry, he's got rainbow coloured hair and last week, he was stuck to a billboard."

The worried expression left her face. She sat down looking curious.

"You should still be worried," she told me.

I needed to keep an eye on Nick Newton. He was trouble. Stuck to billboards, handling rifles, sending my daughter lingerie. Maybe he was mental.

"Eric's always had a bit of a crush on Bella," explained Sally-Anne. "But he'd never dream of doing a thing like that."

I smiled.

"So what's Eric up to these days?" I asked, determined to get her off of the subject of Nick Newton's lingerie.

NICK POV

"Dad, I swear I didn't hire a prostitute!"

"Don't lie to me, Nick. If only you were more like your brother!" yelled my father.

I was sick of hearing about Mike.

"Her name was Isabella!" said my grandmother, "and that big man that was with her could have beaten poor old me to dust!"

I gasped.

"Isabella?"

I groaned. The Cullen's were up to their old pranks. I went up to my room and dialled Jacob Black's number.

"Hey Nick, what's up?"

"Jake, you won't believe what those Cullen's have done now!"

I explained to him everything that I knew and he sighed.

"You can't let them do this to you, Nick. You need to stand up for yourself. Get your revenge, why don't you?"

Jacob had a point.

"That's it!" I gasped. "I need to get my revenge!"

BPOV

"What about Jessica?" I demanded. "We can't let her get away with trying to kidnap me!"

"What about the dog?" snarled Rosalie. "He's had it coming for a while now!"

"You can't go to La Push, but you can go to Forks. We get Jessica before we get Jake, okay?" I said quickly. I knew that most of the Cullen's would love to irritate Jacob. And I knew that most of them would love to fight with him, but that was totally out of the question.

"What should we do to Jessica?" asked Emmett.

Rosalie pulled out her phone, smiling.

"I'll deal with her!"

JESSICA POV

My phone buzzed and I picked it up. One message.

Hi Jessica, it's Nick Newton here. I'm feeling nifty. Aren't you? Meet me at my house. Wear something… nice. My parents and Mike are away for the weekend. I've got the place to myself. Come prepared.

I beamed. My long awaited sex was coming!

-

I arrived at Nick's house in a pink bra and panties. He answered the door and gasped.

"Jessica? What are you doing here?" he gasped. I smiled.

"You invited me over!" I laughed, pushing him aside and walking in. Why was he so surprised to see me here?

"Go up to your bedroom. I'll meet you there," I instructed. He didn't move. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of chocolate sauce. As I turned, I gasped. Mr. and Mrs. Newton were standing there looking horrified, along with an old lady, who was probably Nick's granny.

I froze.

"He's hired another one!" gasped the old lady. "Get her out before she asks for money!"

"Get out of my house!" roared Mr. Newton. "Never return, do you hear me? Prostitutes aren't welcome here! Don't you EVER contact my son ever again! NICK! GET IN HERE NOW! YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!"

I squeaked and ran outside. Nick was standing by the door looking horrified.

"You liar!" I spat. "You told me they were away for the weekend!"

"No I didn't!" he gasped. "It was Cullen!"

I stopped.

"What?"

"Yeah, the Cullen's are trying to get me in trouble! Look, I'll explain later. Right now I've got to…" he began.

"NICK! WHERE ARE YOU? IF I HAVE TO COME AND FIND YOU…"

I squeaked and ran out to my car, not wanting to face the wrath of Nick's father.

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And in case you didn't know, it was Rosalie pretending to be Nick who invited Jessica to Nick's place. That's why Nick had no idea what was going on. And his family thought Jessica was another prostitute.

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