JACOB POV

I pulled up in Jessica's driveway and gasped. Bella was stumbling down the driveway, grinning and laughing, a dazed expression crossing her face.

"Hi Jakey!" she laughed, as I ran over to her.

"Bella, are you okay?" I gasped. She smelt strongly of alcohol.

"Woof woof!" she giggled. I frowned.

"Bella, let's go for a drive."

I lead her over to my car, and got her to sit in the passenger seat. I started up the car and drove off into the distance.

"So what were you doing at Jessica's, Bella?" I asked, peering over at her. She still looked dazed, and looked tired.

"Well Edward went hunting, and Emmett got me drunk!" explained Bella. She giggled again, and leaned back in her seat.

There was no way I was taking her back to the bloodsuckers. This was a prank war, and we didn't get many chances to prank the vampires.

Bella groaned and vomited all over herself. I frowned. We had just crossed into Quileute land.

QUIL POV

"Is that Bella?"

"Whoa, dude, she's covered in spew," I gasped. Embry laughed.

"Come on, let's go check it out."

We raced over to where Bella lay moaning and groaning in the front seat of Jacob's rabbit.

"Will you get a whiff of that!" gasped Embry, pointing at Bella's spew. I laughed.

"Boys!"

I gasped, as Jacob knocked me to the ground. He scrambled off of me and grinned as I got to my feet.

"What's with Bella…?" I wondered aloud. Jacob grinned.

"She's drunk. But it wasn't me. It was the bloodsuckers. And now, I've got her at my mercy. It's time for some… pranking."

Embry laughed and patted him on the back.

"Nice one, mate."

Jacob grinned.

"So, are you guys in?" he asked. He looked from Embry to me. I looked away. Bella had always been nice to me. Why should I do this to her? No, it was time for me to repay her for her kindness.

"Sure," grinned Embry, high fiving Jacob.

"I'm in," I agreed. Jacob smiled.

"Well then, men. Let's get to work."

EMMETT POV

"I'm so sorry. I didn't realise that it would um… come to this, you know."

Edward growled.

"Now isn't the time for apologies, Emmett. Yes, you went and got her drunk while I was out hunting. Yes, you were a complete idiot by doing so. But right now, we have bigger problems on our hands. Much bigger problems."

"What's that supposed to mean? It's not like Jacob is going to hurt her or anything. The guy loves her!"

Edward sighed, and looked over at the door.

"How about I allow Quil to do the explaining? Come in, Quil."

I frowned. Quil? Wasn't he a…

"Werewolf," I groaned disappointedly. "Like that'll solve our problems."

The door opened and Quil walked in. I shuddered as the smell hit me. Was Edward out of his mind?

"There's not much time. She's…"

"Now that they know you've come to warn us, they'll speed up the process. Besides, there's no way any of us could go and save her. The treaty ensures that we must…"

"I know all about the treaty. I grew up with it," sighed Quil. "There was no way I could stop them. They're both bigger and stronger than I am, and…"

"I understand that. At least I know what to expect…"

I sighed in frustration.

"Hello! Frustrated vampire here! What's going on?" I demanded. Edward ignored me.

"Will he bring her home?" asked Edward.

"Probably. They were in human form, so I couldn't…"

"I know."

"This is getting…"

"Emmett, be quiet. No one cares."

That shut me up. Dude, what was with the whole angry face he had going?

"Well, Emmett, maybe if you hadn't gone and I don't know, gotten her drunk!, then perhaps I would be smiling. But, no."

I rolled my eyes. Where was Rosalie? She was always good in situations like these. No one else ever stuck up for me.

"Fight your own battles, Emmett. Now be quiet, I'm… oh my."

The door opened and Bella stumbled in. She looked sick, and was covered in spew. Edward raced to her side.

"Bella, are you okay?" he demanded. Bella groaned.

"Oh, my head. My back… my back. Oh my god! They… oh god."

"Bella, do you mind if I…?"

"Oh…" groaned Bella, she fell into Edward's arms. Edward carried her over to the lounge and lifted up the back of her shirt. I craned my neck to get a good look. There in the middle of her back, were two black letters inside a big red heart. N.N.

Edward growled.

"Can that be removed?" asked Quil. Edward sighed.

"No, it's permanent. It… I'm sorry, Bella. I never should have gotten you involved in this. I should just end this now."

I let out a low whistle.

"No, don't take the easy way out. We've got to get them back. We can't get to Jacob, and Nick is almost always on Quileute land. So that leaves…"

"Jessica," muttered Bella. "Get Jessica."

Edward still looked unsure.

"Perhaps if we…"

"Dude," laughed Quil. "You've got to admit, Emmett's got a good idea there. Get your revenge. Don't let Jacob, Newton and that Jessica win. Fight back. Even Bella agrees, don't you, Bella?"

"Of course," she mumbled.

I grinned at Quil to show my appreciation.

"So you're in?" I asked him. He laughed.

"Of course. This should be fun."

"Can we trust him?" I asked Edward. Edward looked over at Quil, frowning. His frown turned to a smile and he nodded.

"Yes, we can trust him."

ROSALIE POV

"We shouldn't make a move until we're agreed on a good prank. We can't let them off easy after everything they've done to us," said Emmett. I smiled.

Bella, who was still sick from yesterday's hangover, let out a laugh.

"You sound like we're planning their deaths, Emmett."

"If it were up to me," I interrupted, "we would be planning their…"

"EMMETT! WHAT HAVE I… OH GOD! EMMETT! GET IN HERE NOW!" came Carlisle's angry voice.

Emmett flinched. He went into Carlisle's office and paused at the doorway.

"Hey there, Carlisle."

"LOOK AT THIS! JUST LOOK AT THIS! I HAD SOME VERY IMPORTANT WORK ON THIS COMPUTER, EMMETT. NOW ALL OF THAT HAS BEEN REPLACED BY THOUSANDS OF PORN PICTURES!"

"Well they were just boring letters from random doctor people and I didn't think they mattered. I had to make space for all of those beautiful girls, and…"

I got up, and walked into the office.

"Carlisle, look. Get over it."

Carlisle frowned.

"Rosalie, I know you want to help Emmett get out of this situation, but…"

"Carlisle, you should be thanking Emmett."

Carlisle's eyes widened in horror.

"Thanking him?"

I smiled.

"Yes, because thanks to yours and Emmett's little dispute, I've had a brilliant idea to put those mongrels in their places once and for all."

"Great idea, Rosalie," laughed Edward. "But perhaps we should go a bit harder on them. After all, Bella's tattoo was very… major."

"Of course," I grinned. "Don't worry, that's not all we'll be doing to them. Once we're done with them, we'll never have any trouble from them ever again."

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