BPOV

As Charlie was away with Billy for a few days, I was staying with the Cullen's. I awoke to the sound of screams. Jumping out of bed, I ran into the hallway. Rosalie emerged from her bedroom, screaming.

"My wardrobe's full of snails!" she screamed, running down the stairs. I went into her bedroom and opened her wardrobe doors. All of her and Emmett's clothes were covered in snails. No wonder she was panicking.

"CARLISLE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?"

Giggling, I raced downstairs to watch the confrontation between Carlisle and Rosalie.

"Rosalie, I'm sorry. I was trying to get back at Emmett for continuously watching porn on my computer…"

Emmett burst out laughing.

"So putting snails in my wardrobe is your idea of a revenge prank? Ha! Pathetic! I could do better with my eyes closed!" he laughed.

The door opened and Esme strode in, smiling.

"Hey kids, I'm back!" she greeted. Her face fell when she saw the look of horror on Rosalie's face.

"Don't tell me. Jacob and Nick pranked you, did they?" guessed Esme. Rosalie pointed a finger in Carlisle's direction.

"Worse! Your husband filled my wardrobe with snails!" she exclaimed. Esme raised an eyebrow, before laughing and shaking her head to herself.

"Carlisle, I have to admit, couldn't you be a bit more original? The whole snail thing keeps getting repeated!" laughed Esme.

Alice and Jasper appeared, looking angry.

"You guys have got to come and see this! It's terrible! Now I know what that stupid little Jason kid did when he came in here!" cried Alice. Esme looked puzzled.

"Care to fill me in?" she asked me.

"Jason is Jessica's stalker. She sent him to us undercover, and he came inside and snuck of for a while. Eventually, he disappeared. We didn't know where he'd gone. Obviously, he's pranked us somehow."

I turned and followed Alice and Jasper into their bedroom. Everyone stood around Alice's laptop. Emmett's face appeared on the screen.

"The Cullen's – part one!" he smirked. The camera showed a door that I recognized to be the Cullen's toilet door. My voice filled my ears, singing Mary had a little lamb.

"That's Bella, singing on the toilet," Emmett told the camera.

Carlisle filled the screen. He was sitting in his office, looking at his computer screen, unaware that he was being filmed.

"Oh god!" he whimpered. "Alice and Jasper are getting it on upstairs, and Alice forgot to turn off her web cam!"

A view of Edward's bathroom appeared on the screen. Edward was standing in front of the mirror, doing his hair. He frowned, clearly annoyed.

"Damn," he muttered to himself. "I ran out of hair gel!"

Emmett's booming laugh sounded, and it dawned on Edward that Emmett was filming him.

"Get out!" yelled Edward, pushing Emmett out of the bathroom.

The scene changed. Jasper was standing in Emmett and Rosalie's room. He picked up a magazine off of the bed.

"A porn mag," he sighed to himself, shaking his head. He looked around, making sure that no one was looking.

"Guess it wouldn't hurt to have a peek," he muttered under his breath, opening the magazine to the first page.

"Caught in the act!" yelled Emmett. Jasper jumped, throwing the magazine out the window. His face turned red.

"Turn that camera off!" he growled, striding past Emmett and out of the room.

The scene changed. Rosalie and Alice were sitting on the lounge watching a documentary on celebrities.

"Oh, wow! Cameron Diaz uses the same shampoo as me!" beamed Alice. Rosalie snorted.

"Are you kidding me? Her hair looks hideous!" she laughed. Alice glared at her.

"At least I use shampoo!" she yelled. Rosalie turned bright red.

"I wash my beautiful hair every night. Just in case you were wondering, I use the same shampoo as Justin Bieber!"

Alice burst out laughing.

"Yeah, well that explains a lot."

Rosalie pushed Alice off of the lounge.

Alice closed her laptop, sighing.

"That's the end. Rosalie and I get into a bit of a fight there, but you get the point."

Rosalie looked as if she was on the verge of tears. She turned to Emmett, glaring.

"Why would you do this to me?" she demanded, placing her hands on her hips.

"It wasn't me!" exclaimed Emmett, pouting. Rosalie looked over at Edward, to see if Emmett was telling the truth. Edward nodded.

"Emmett is telling the truth. He filmed all of this, and put the tape in the bottom of his wardrobe. I don't think he realized that Jason was going to come along and take it."

It dawned on me that we weren't the only ones watching the video.

"Jason put it on youtube!" I gasped. Alice nodded.

"It's already got nine hundred thousand views, and it's only been on there for a day!" she whimpered. "It's horrible!"

"I bet Jacob, Jessica and Nick are behind this!" pointed out Rosalie. "But at least I pulled that brilliant prank on Jessica."

The whole town had probably seen this by now. We would all be the laughing stock of the school.

"I feel really sick!" sighed Alice. "I don't think I can go to school today."

Emmett snorted.

"You crazy vampire! If we don't go to school, everyone will think we're too embarrassed! We need to show them that we don't care!" he said calmly.

"But we do care," pointed out Jasper.

"Let's just go to school and face the music," argued Emmett.

"Agreed," I muttered.

School wasn't as bad as we had thought it would be. Obviously, most people had seen the video of us that Jason had put on youtube, and whispers and laughs echoed in my ears. Nevertheless, all it took to shut them up was a glare from Rosalie.

I had to admit, the video was quite funny. Apart from the whole thing about me singing on the toilet…

Jessica POV

I tried pretending to be sick, but my mother knew I was faking. She forced me to come to school. After the Cullen's had ruined all of my clothes except for an old, brown tracksuit that looked absolutely hideous, and after they had downloaded porn onto my father's computer and given me the blame, my father wouldn't give me any money to buy new clothes.

It was utterly horrible. Walking into school wearing a dirty old brown tracksuit that hadn't been washed for three years!

I walked up to Lauren, who was wearing beautiful, clean-smelling clothes and babbling to Angela.

"Hey Lauren!" I greeted. Lauren continued talking to Angela, ignoring me.

"Um, Lauren," interrupted Angela, "Jessica is talking to you."

Lauren looked down at me, wrinkling her nose.

"Oh my god, Jess. I didn't recognize you. Why are you wearing that old potato sack? Oh, and why do you smell so bad? Your hair looks like it hasn't been washed in days! Feral!"

"Well, my parents wouldn't let me take a shower, cause they're really angry at me at the moment, and the Cullen's destroyed all of my clothes," I explained, hoping that she would understand. Lauren took a step away from me.

"Don't talk to me. You'll ruin my reputation," she snarled, turning her back and strutting towards a group of nearby boys, who were giving me weird looks. I moved closer to Angela, who backed away, holding her nose.

"Angela, come on. It's not that bad," I sighed desperately. Angela just shook her head, walking over to Ben and Tyler.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the Cullen's walk past, laughing to themselves and pointing at me.

"Nice work, Rose," I heard Emmett laugh. I clenched a fist. So Rosalie was behind this, was she?

In Italian, the only class I had with Rosalie, the teacher put a video on and made us sit quietly. Rosalie was texting under the table.

"Sir," I said, raising my hand. "It's hard to concentrate on the movie with Rosalie texting over there."

The teacher raised an eyebrow.

"Ms. Stanley, have you ever heard of a little thing I like to call deodorant? Now do be quiet, and watch the movie."

Blushing a deep shade of red, I ignored the laughter that erupted around the classroom and pulled out my notebook.

ROSALIE POV

She's trying 2 get me in trouble with the teacher.

Lol Rose. Nice work on the pranking.

I miss u Emmy. Xx

Bella just fell off her chair!

That's not funny.

Yeah it is. Mike is the only 1 not laughing.

Jessica looks like she wants to kill me.

Lol.

I think she knows it was me that pranked her.

Yeah, every1 is avoiding her cuz she smells.

If only we could get to Nick and Jacob.

I'm working on it, Rosie.

I stopped texting and looked up to see the teacher looking down at me.

"Are you behind this?" he demanded, handing me a paper aeroplane made out of pink paper. I unfolded it and read the message on it.

This class is boring. The teacher is an idiot, love Rose. =]

"No, sir," I replied, handing the aeroplane back to him. The teacher glared at me.

"I was under the impression that you were the only Rose in this class. These little aeroplanes of yours are all around the room! Detention."

Glaring over at Jessica, who was smirking at me, I clenched my fist. As the teacher walked away, I whipped out my phone.

Bad news, Emmy. Jessica's got me on detention today.

Damn. I wanted to talk tactics with you.

Tactics?

Pranking ideas.

Oh, right…

BPOV

For some incredibly strange reason, Emmett had decided to take Trigonometry. He had taken up residence in the empty seat beside me, as Jessica had left Trigonometry and was now doing Italian.

"Apparently Jessica is trying to get Rose in trouble with their Italian teacher," Emmett muttered to me. I frowned at him.

Mike turned around in his seat to join the conversation.

"Jessica's been acting really weird lately. By the looks of it, she hasn't had a shower in days."

Emmett and I exchanged a mischievous glance. Mike raised an eyebrow.

"You guys aren't still going on with all of that pranking crap, are you?" he sighed. Emmett beamed at him.

"We sure are!"

Mike laughed.

"Nick's been acting so strange lately. He sits by the window looking out at our yard all day long. It's so freaky. Whatever you guys have been doing sure seems to be taking its toll on him. Jacob Black's staying at our place tonight cause his dad's gone away with your dad or something, Bella."

Emmett grinned.

"Mike, I advise you to stay out of the house tonight."

Mike sighed. Emmett's eyes narrowed.

"Unless, of course, you wish to spend some time with Jacob and Nick."

Mike laughed.

"Emmett, I'd rather be on your side than theirs. Seriously, Jacob's a cool guy. But Jessica and Nick are idiots. I can't believe I dated Jessica. What was I thinking?"

"You weren't," I muttered. Mike smiled.

"So what was with that video you guys put up on youtube of yourselves? Pretty embarrassing, if you ask me."

Emmett beamed.

"It wasn't us. It was Jessica's stalker, Jason. He stole the video from us," I explained to Mike.

"Are you serious? That little kid that follows Jessica like some sort of dog?"

I giggled, leaning back in my chair. My chair toppled over and I found myself sprawled across the ground. The whole class burst into laughter. It bothered me that Emmett's face was turning red in laughter. Mike was the only one not laughing. He got out of his chair and helped me to my feet.

"Sorry, sir," I muttered, receiving a dirty look from Mr. Byron.

Emmett leaned in to Mike and me.

"Mike, welcome to the world of pranking. Let's discuss our pranking methods."

Edward POV

Sometimes Emmett could be a very stupid person. Why the hell had he even filmed that stupid video in the first place? Thoughts had flooded my mind all day of what people were thinking about it.

Oh, wow! So that's why Edward's hair looks so good! He uses loads of gel!

Wow, Alice uses the same shampoo as Cameron Diaz? No wonder her hair glows!

Whoa, that moody Jasper kid reads porn mags, huh?

Edward is such a fag.

That's so sick. Jasper and Alice doing it and forgetting to turn off their webcam, ha! And their dad saw what they were doing? Wow.

That Rosalie chick sure can get feisty…

Jacob POV

Jason had done just what we had wanted him to do! He had put that embarrassing video up of the Cullen's, and it had just reached one million views after being on youtube for a day!

"I hope the Cullen's don't find out that I'm staying at Nick's tonight," I muttered to myself. "That would lead to complete chaos."

"But Bella is so beautiful, and I haven't seen her gorgeous face in such a long time. It saddens me," sighed Nick. I rolled my eyes.

"You sadden me," I muttered.

"What was that?"

"Oh, nothing."

-

This chapter was a bit longer than my others, but I haven't updated in a while, so I guess it's a good thing. Keep those reviews coming, guys. I love to hear your opinions. (:

x

-Bellapouts.