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Fluffy Bunny Voldemort in a pink tutu
Thanks for beta'ing BladeMaxwell-GoddessofDeath
"One, two, one two," Bunny Voldemort marched as he used his carrot as a stick and his evil bunny minions following behind him at a steady hop/march pace.
It turned out that bunnies had a language all of their own and now that Voldemort, the Dark Lord of Fluffy Cute Bunnies, was one it seemed that he could also understand and speak this language.
"Sir," a slightly larger and smarter bunny then the rest said (who we shall call Ed) as he stood to attention next to Voldemort, "It is time for our exercise."
"Exercise huh?" Voldemort asked thoughtfully, ignoring the group of rabbits behind him crashing into a nearby tree as one big wave of fluff bunnies, "I guess my troops need to keep fit, alright let's do this then."
Ed nodded, "Right this way my King."
Voldemort followed Ed to what seemed like a clearing, he had practiced lots and now he was able to walk properly without falling over, only to find himself in a weird clearing.
The sight that meet Voldemort made his eye go wide, "Ed…is that a…ballet studio?"
Ed nodded happily, "King Voldemort knows! Ballet helps us with our jumping! Oh King Voldemort show us the way."
Voldemort turned around, planning to escape, when he found himself facing a sea of bowing bunnies.
"Oh great King Dark Lord Voldemort of all Fluffy Cute Bunnies," the bowing bunnies said on their knees and arms out straight, "Show us the way, show us how to do it correctly, show us oh Great King the way to do ballet and hop!"
Voldemort didn't know what happened next, no matter how many times he hit his bunny followers with his carrot (It seemed that they were mastoic like House Elves and thanked him for every whack) Voldemort found himself in a pink tutu.
Voldemort looked in the mirror, he didn't even want to know how the bunnies had set all of this up, and from the snake like man he once was now stood a…fluffy cute white bunny in a pink tutu.
Voldemort let out a groan, what had he become? What did he have to do around here to get normal followers to help him take over the world?
"Oh great King Voldermort," came Ed's voice, "You look great in your pink tutu, maybe one day we could all look as good as you."
In Voldemort's opinion there were two things playing on his mind, one was that these bunnies should be very grateful that he doesn't have his wand at this moment and the other thing was 'am I, the Dark Lord Voldemort, about to do ballet as a fluffy bunny in a pink tutu?'
"Let's begin!" Ed said as he bounced towards the bars, "Our wonderful King will show us how to do perfect stretching first, right King Voldemort?"
The only thing he could do was try to not run away from the crazy bunnies, and he had thought that Lucius Malfoy sleeping with a teddy was a bit weird.
And so without any hopes of escape, Voldemort began to do what he thought was ballet. There were rows and rows of fluffy Death Eater bunnies copying Voldemort's every movement, even when he kept falling over.
After five minutes of this Voldemort decided to try a new tactic.
"My loyal followers," Voldemort called out as he pointed his carrot to the sky, "I will now be giving you each powers to help me!"
The bunnies leaned in with an 'ooohhh' sounding throughout the fluffy bunny ballet studio in the woods.
"Close your eyes," Voldemort said, he sighed in relief as the bunnies did as told, "Now count to a billion and you'll have your new powers, but no peaking. Don't open your eyes until you've all reached a billion."
With one last check to make sure the Fluffy Death Eater bunnies weren't peaking, Voldemort made a break for it.
"Freedom!" Voldemort cried out as he ran away still wearing the pink tutu and waving his carrot in the air like a mad man.
What Voldemort didn't know was that Ed had heard his cry.
"Our King has been naughty," Ed said as he watched Voldemort bunny in a pink tutu run of, "Our King needs to be…punished."
There was a murmur of agreement behind him and the bunnies pulled out some rope and a medium sized (well for a bunny that is) black box with no markings on it.
The End!
If you all like it I might make a BunnyVoldermort does bondage next through it'll be up on AFF only as I don't want to chance things with RB and the people involved with it…no comment *zip's mouth shut*…so if I wrote a BunnyVoldermort does bondage next would anyone read it?
