Metroid Prime: The Musical

Chapter 2: Flaaghra and the BEAST

Flaaghra went skipping off to high school bubbling in pleasure! He had dumped his girlfriend and successfully avoided catching Pellagra. He danced a jigsaw. His friends wa- oh wait he doesn't have any friends, my mistake. It was ten years after Samus had told him not to eat Cheetos. Flaaghra was the captain of the boozeball team at the high school (Yeast High). Samus has just transferred to his school that was why he was happy?

Anyway Flaaghra was busy playing boozeball so he headed over to the gym but in the process he skipped the drama class he had singed up for. Thus he got detention in the drama class and he just happened to stumble upon Samus.

"Samus"! he explained! "I didn't know you here at Yeast High!"

"Like, ohmygod, what is so important about her" declared Mother Brain. Mother Brain was a real brainy kid but she secretly liked Flaaghra because he gave she a cookie back in 3rd Grade. Also because he dumped his former girlfriend in the most stylish way to date.

"Don't talk bad 'bout my homies!" said Flaaghra with a flair.

Said Samus, "See, I sought sanctuary so…"

"Don't be a developing love interest!" said the drama teacher Dr. Meta-Ridley. Turns out he never had a significant otter.

"I'm going to sing up for the auditions for signing!" sang Samus, as if she were singing.

"Wow dude. Somehow I feel particularly motorvated to sign up too." Flaaghra said, not mentioning that he wanted to sign up with her because it was a (really obvious) surprise.

After the detention Flaaghra's best friend Invisible Security Drone came over to talk to him. "Your performance in boozeball is slipping I think it is because of the auditions" said Invisible Security Drone.

"Nonsense your crap is astounding I hereby submit you for inquisiting!" said Flaaghra?

"Woah man you had too much booze!?" said Invisible Security Drone.

"No man I'm just drunk on teenage love-at-first-sight-until-someone-gets-pregnant." said Flaaghra because it was true.

"How is babby formed?" searched Invisible Security Drone making a bad joke.

"Screw you man I'm outta here!" declared Flaaghra.

CONTINUED IN PART THREE