Metorid Prime: The Musical
Chapter 3: The Auditions With The Pirate Who Rides On Top Of The Korakk Who Got Piano Lessons Just In Time For This ChaptR
Flaghra and Samus arrived at the baleen scene where all the dudes were auditioning. Mother Brain and the Kraid (who were homersexual) were siging and dancig. Dr Meta Ridley was giving them a favorable review but she didn't car vary much because they weren't the protaganists. Samus wanting to sing but Meta Redly seed they were too late. There was a pirate (the won who rides ontop of the korakk) who dropped his bottle of IED.
"Momgosh said Samus" let me help you grabbed your things. She said to poor Pirate who was grabbing her things.
She grabbed his things.
"Hey kool thanks maybe" I can show you my 1337 p13no skeels? She asked.
"Sure" agreed Samus.
They watered as he played the p13no, which is like the piano but sexier. For some reason they decided to sing, Samus and Flaghra, and I forgost the lyrics again.
"Soooooooooo" said Meta Rudly. They all gasped. "Gasp!" exclaimed the pirate.
"I have now decided to bend the rules because you sing better than that beetch and her gay friend"!
"How audacious" said Flaghra.
"You're right, maybe I should have said whore instead" asserted Mecha Ridley.
So Meta Ridley put up the adultery list. Now It wasn't just Mother Brain but Flaghra and Samus too!
Meanwhile, Mother Brain was stalking Samus for her academic achievements…
