iHost

Chapter 5

Oh, my goodness, who watched iGot A Hot Room? How awesome was it? Okay, I really don't want to sound perverted, but um… Sam jumping into bed with Freddie! I don't know…interesting. Oh, I won't be able to update till Wednesday or Thursday because I'm going on a vacation! Just to let you know you can follow me on Twitter at AthenaFanFic!

Disclaimer: I own iCarly…wait what? Oh, never mind…frowny face! But seriously, I don't own iCarly.

Freddie's POV

"I'm Carly!" Carly shouted.

"And I'm Sam!" Sam shouted.

"And this is iSpencer!" Spencer screamed coming into frame. The Carly and Sam giggled. The rest of the web show went by normally, but I felt an odd tension. As if something wasn't right. I decided to confront Carly after the show.

We were all downstairs sitting on the couch, Sam mutilating a fried chicken leg. Somehow I found it amusing and cute…wait no…disgusting. Carly was biting her nails nervously, something she rarely did unless she was in deep trouble. "Okay, kiddos I'll be back in one hour," Spencer said, opening the door.

"Where are you going?" Carly asked.

"Accordion audition for a band, bye!" He shut the door.

"Hot girl?" Carly turned to me.

"Yep, hey Carly can I ask you something?"

"Sure, what?"

"Why are you so nervous?"

Carly's POV

What did he just ask? Ugh, well I might as well tell them now. "Uh, guys I have something to tell you."

"What? Tell me! Did you get in trouble, finally? Are you going to jail?" Sam asked, suddenly getting excited. She started shaking my arm.

"Sam!" Freddie shouted.

"Freddork!" She shouted right back at him. Sam jumped over me and started to attack Freddie. I let them fight for a few seconds then I pulled Sam off of Freddie.

"That's it you blonde-headed demon…"

"Ooh, I'm so scared, nub!"

"Meh!"

"Meh!"

"Guys, cut it out! I have something important to say!" I screamed over their mehing. They turned their attention to me, eyebrows raised. I huffed and sat down.

"This must be some serious chizz," Sam whispered to Freddie. He nodded his head in agreement.

"Okay, um, well yesterday when I said I was going to see Griffin…that was a lie."

"I knew it!" They said in unison.

"Shut it, Dipthong!" Sam said.

"Guys! Let me finish!" I screamed.

"Sorry," they apologized, together. Sam glared at Freddie.

"Anyway, I really went to the TCA office building."

"And…" Freddie said.

"How do I put this…um you guys aren't hosting with me."

"What?" They both yelled.