Harry Potter kills Edward Cullen chapter two
Death eaters vs. Volturi
Aro: Carlisle, my love my heart beats only for you!
Voldemort: …
Aro: What? At least I'm not obsessed with an eleven-year-old boy.
Voldemort: its different, I'm not gay, besides I only love my Belatrix, and my snakes.
Aro: Your just jealous of my love for…
Voldemort: Avada Kadavra
Aro: *dies*
Carlisle: Oh thank god, how can I repay yo…
Voldemort: Avada Kadavra
Carlisle: *dies*
Jane: No! My precious leader I will…
Voldemort: Crucio
Jane: AHHHHHHH! (The irony hurts more than the spell)
Other Volturi: Oh great and powerful, flying one, let us serve you.
Voldemort: Only movie voldemort would except help from sparkly people.
However, Imperius. Now go kill off each other and the winner gets to kill them self.
Volturi: *kills each other*
Voldemort: now how do I get out of this sparkle-infested castle?
