Harry Potter kills Edward Cullen chapter two

Death eaters vs. Volturi

Aro: Carlisle, my love my heart beats only for you!

Voldemort: …

Aro: What? At least I'm not obsessed with an eleven-year-old boy.

Voldemort: its different, I'm not gay, besides I only love my Belatrix, and my snakes.

Aro: Your just jealous of my love for…

Voldemort: Avada Kadavra

Aro: *dies*

Carlisle: Oh thank god, how can I repay yo…

Voldemort: Avada Kadavra

Carlisle: *dies*

Jane: No! My precious leader I will…

Voldemort: Crucio

Jane: AHHHHHHH! (The irony hurts more than the spell)

Other Volturi: Oh great and powerful, flying one, let us serve you.

Voldemort: Only movie voldemort would except help from sparkly people.

However, Imperius. Now go kill off each other and the winner gets to kill them self.

Volturi: *kills each other*

Voldemort: now how do I get out of this sparkle-infested castle?