Werewolves
Yet again another short chapter of the ongoing adventures of the harry potter world and the twilight world crashing into each other. Who will win, which will take control, why am I asking so many questions, and who actually wants twilight to win?
Jacob: bring it on wolfy, I'm the most powerful werewolf in the universe.
Lupin: No.
Jacob: What do you mean no?
Lupin: It's below me to fight pedophiles.
Jacob: I AM NOT A PEDO.
Lupin: Well, you like five year olds, and turn into something that resembles a bear…
Jacob: I am not pedobear.
Lupin Sure you aren't.
Jacob: Stop implying that I am.
Luping: You know what would help you not like five year olds?
Jacob: Okay I'll play along, what?
Lupin: Chocolate, it fixes everything.
Jacob: How would chocolate fix pedophilia, which I'm not admitting to.
Lupin: Chocolate is like the force, it has a dark type and a light type.
Jacob: it is nothing like the…
Fenrir Greyback: avada kadavra!
Jacob: *dies*
Children everywhere: yeah now with him gone we can be safe again!
Lupin: Hey greyback, want some chocalate?
Fenrir Greyback: Do you have dark?
Lupin: no…
Fenrir Greyback: then no.
Ah and another victory for the Empire!
