Yay, I finally updated! Here's Panda Cat Blaze's Ways! Enjoy! AND be sure to remind her how funny they are! She's my buddy!

Panda Cat Blaze's Ways

How Skipper Dies~
gets eaten by ORCA WHALES! OH THE JOY.

Example:
One Random Day in a place farfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfar away Skipper the penguin was minding his own business (Well, actually, he was spying on ZEE EVIL DOLPHIN) When some random crab or robot r who knows what scooped him up and carried him off for Judgment (Not Judgment Day, that's later)

So there he was, happily (wait, no, sadly and full of fear) standing there in front of ZEE EVIL DOLPHIN.

And ZEE EVIL DOLPHIN was like, YOU MUST DIE. Cause that's what he does that way.

So Skipper was like, NO! Ok, how will I die?

And so ZEE EVIL DOLPHIN was like, YOU SHALL BE DEVOURED BY ORCA WHALES!

By this point, Kowalski, Rico, and Private had appeared and they were very sad, because their brave, wonderful, and adorably chunky leader was about to be devoured.

So Skipper was standing there, and he was processing this information, (Because he is apparently stupid and takes a long time to realize that he is about to die.)

The ZEE EVIL DOLPHIN released his evil ORCAS OF DOOM and as they were rushing toward Skipper, he realized he was officially about to die and there was no way out and a single tear escaped from his eye. (And then Panda Cat Blaze appeared out of nowhere and made a comment on the drama and left to talk to Blazenutmeg)

THE END.

HOW KOWALSKI DIES….

One random day, Kowalski was happily walking through the zoo, and he saw a frog. Now Kowalski possesses a secret fear of frogs, and this was an especially scary frog, and Kowalski died with shock and fear.

Skipper came along, and when he saw Kowalski dead on the ground, he got very mad at his friend for dying. So he screamed 'RICO, DO YOUR THING' and so Rico cut Kowalski to bits with his chainsaw. And let's just say they had sushi for the next few days….But Kowalski was peacefully buried.

HOW PRIVATE DIES~ Eats 'bad' fish

One Random day in Randomville…..

Private was very, very, VERY VERY hungry. So he went into his secret lair and got a fish, but what his friends did not tell him was that Kowalski was performing an experiment on this particular fish, and it had chemicals laced within. So Private ate it.

Now these particular chemicals were being tested on the fish in order to see if it would survive. The fish would have lived a long, happy life if Private had not eaten it and it ate his insides away.

HOW RICO DIES No one really knows...