Hey, guys, it's me, Nutmeg! These are my own personal ways. I have had one or two requests, but they will be put in an additional chapter along with Marlene. Hope you enjoy these…even though they aren't as psyched-out as the others…

Blazenutmeg's Ways…

Skipper-falls to pneumonia

One random day Skipper was out in the snow and sleet and hail. And he was out for to long.

He got very cold and wet. He got very ill.

Marlene brought him loads of steaming soup, hot chocolate, soda, and all yada yada yada, but he got even sicker.

SO one day, he was feeling worse than ever. SO when Marlene came to bring him his soup and Kowalski was heating hot chocolate and Rico was throwing up soda and Private was pouring it into a glass, and then Skipper started coughing hysterically. Marlene dropped the soup and ran over to him with all this DRAMA and then Skipper kept coughing. He stopped very suddenly and he breathed a little bit. But then he rasped, "be strong, Boys!" And then took his last (and very pained) breath. There were many tears and weeping and wailing a gnashing of teeth. (Well, Marlene was the only one who did that because she's the only one with teeth)

THE END.

How Kowalski Dies~ Gets BACONIZED

One day, Blazenutmeg's family went camping with Panda Cat Blaze. Blazenutmeg's mom had brought bacon.

What the fam didn't know was that Blazenutmeg's dad had slain Kowalski and mixed his remains in with the bacon. He fried it all up and then reserved the fresh Kowalski bacon for Panda Cat Blaze alone. So Kowalski fans, PANDA CAT BLAZE ATE HIM.

How Private dies-(AND I HAVE NO FAVORATISM lol) Dies in sleep.

One day, Private went to bed. He didn't wake up. This was depressing news. But there was no pain involved. THE END.

How Rico dies~HE DROWNS

One day, Rico went for a swim. But he still had an anchor in his stomach. It caused him to sink. He was OK for a while, but soon could not breathe and died down, down, down in the deep, perilous depths of the Penguin Habitat swimming area.