*Curtains raise as the IZ theme song starts playing*

Toklo: Heeellooo and welcome back everyone! I've got some pretty hard questions for our IZ characters today and- *stops to stare questioningly at Beast Boy* Hey, Beast Boy, you can quit now!

Beast Boy: Huh? What? *glances around in realization* Oh! *Hits big green button and theme song stops*

Zim: Stupid human…thing. Why is he your co-host, Toklo? Why did you reject the almighty Ziiimm?

Gir: Yayy, Taco humans!

Toklo: Because, Zim, this is an interview on your show! Your just lucky I love you too much to slap you right now.

Dib: Hey! Why does everyone like Zim? He's criminally insane!

Zim: Oh, pipe down human-worm. You should know by now that Zim will always be better!

Toklo: No, you aren't Zim. I love Dib just as much!

Zim: CURSE YOU!

Toklo: :l Ahem. I apologize for this chapter taking so long but…we were hoping for at least 10 reviews. Oh well, maybe next time. Anyway, I know you all just want your questions answered, so let's begin!

Beast Boy: *Hands Toklo pretty blue note cards*

Toklo: Umm…actually-

Keef & Gir: Ooooh, SHINY.

Toklo: Quiet guys! Here, *Gives Keef and Gir unusually large cookies* hopefully that will shut you up.

Purple: Hey! How come we don't get snacks!

Toklo: Because you guys aren't much of a problem, *glares* and don't get any ideas.

Beast Boy: Forget them, Toklo, and just read the questions already! These guys are driving me crazy! 0_0

Toklo: Jeez, who peed in your soup? And besides, you're the one setting up the questions, so get moving! Quickly!

Beast Boy: Oh...Oh yeah! *Runs over to computer and clicks some things*

Question 1 is from 'Gir's Biggest Fan':

For Gaz: Are you AGAINST ZAGR?

Gaz: Zim's an idiot. Why should I even put up with him?

Zim: *Stands up in chair and points viciously at Gaz* You-

Toklo: Sit. Zim.

Zim: *Growls but sits*

Toklo: Don't feel bad ZAGR fans! Gaz just hates everybody.

Gaz: True.

Questions 2-4 are from 'The 1000000000th IZ-FAN':

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR GIR! What pairing do you like BEST? Remember, you HAVE to choose ONLY ONE and you CANNOT say none...

Gir: Can I say monkey? MONKEH!

1) Do you like ZATR-(my fav pairing) ZAGR-(true but scary) ZADR-(just plain gay) or GAMR-(omg so cute)

Gir: Zim and Marie are friends! They's is friends like good waffles! ^_^

Toklo: Ok, you guys should know Gir hardly ever gives real answers, but I'm thinking that's the closest you'll get 'The 1000000000th IZ-FAN'. Oh and for those who don't know, Marie is one of Gir's nick-names for Dib! He called him that in the unaired episode "Mopiness Of Doom".

Dib: What? I'm not a friggin' girl! And even if I were, my name sure wouldn't be-

Toklo: Hush! And watch your slang, Dibbers -_-

2) If you had one wish, what would it be?

Gir: Oooh, mastah promise me the cheese in the sky! I wants to fly there SOOO bad!

Beast Boy: Dude, don't you mean the moon?

Gir: *Jumps on Beast Boy and pets his head* I like you pUppy!

Beast Boy: GNnnaaaugh! *Tries to squirm out of Gir's grip* How about a little help, Toklo? Anybody?

Toklo: *Snatches Gir up and returns him to his seat with another big cookie and pats him on head* Now, Gir, puppies are adorable but let's not jump on their heads, ok?

Gir: Hee heeheeheeheee!

3) What if you saw Tak killing Zim, how would you react?

Gir: Nobody hurt my master! They says so!

Toklo: Well, Gir, the question is what if it happened?

Gir: My master wouldn't get hurt if I gots this pizza with me! *Gir holds up a revolting slice of pizza and suddenly everyone pukes*

Everyone minus Gaz and Gir: Nnaaaugh! Put it away!

Gir: *Swallows pizza slice whole causing another round of puking*

Gaz: Whiners.

Toklo: Ehh, *cough* go on BB *cough cough*

Question 5 is from 'XxDoomygrlxX':

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ZIM AND TAK! What would you do if you were locked in a room with Tak/Zim and you couldn't kill or hurt him/her, so How would you entertain yourselves to pass by the time?

Dib: I thought Tak wasn't in this season.

Toklo: She's not. So I guess that's just for you, Zim.

Zim: Eh? What? Oh…I don't know. I would probably order my pak into sleep mode so I wouldn't have to deal with that pathetic traitor! Yes…

Gaz: Whiner.

Dib: Tell me about it.

Question 6-13 is from 'Tinkerbell220'

yayzzz its bb! i have a question for dib and bb if u oh i dunno suddenly went bald cuz someone put hair remover on ur head would u be mad? *hides bottle of hair remover*

Toklo: Well, I'm thinking the bb means you, Beast Boy. So Dib and Beast Boy, what would you do? I'm kinda curious myself!

Beast Boy: NO WAY do I want to go bald that quick! Starfire already told me how I look in twenty years, and I want to enjoy my awesome dew while I can!

Dib: I'd be pretty mad, duh. I mean, who wants to go bald as a kid?

Zim: Hmmm…the bald Dib-head. Why didn't I, the AMAZING ZIIIM, think of that?

Dib: Whoa! No way are you ever touching my hair, Zim!

Zim: We'll see, Dib-stink. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Toklo: … O_o

zim! i looooooove u dib U SUCK EGGS

Dib: Hey! What did I ever do to you?

Zim: Hahahaha! How could you not love Zim, inferior human?

Toklo: So true.

zim? would u be gladly accept the help of thousands of fan girls to help u take over the earth?

Zim: Never! Invaders need no one! Not even you fanning human females!

Toklo: Zim, they're called fan girls.

Zim: Eh? Oh yes! Zim knew this! Zim knows all. I am ZIM!

Toklo: Uh, yeah, hence the title "Invader Zim"-_-. Next question.

Beast Boy: Dude, do I seriously have to do this? These guys are freaky!

Toklo: I know, you already said that! And yes you have to, BB. As long as I'm standing here with the blue glowing mic, you have to!

Beast Boy: Whatever.

second question which pairing do u prefer ZaDr -i hate that one ZaTr - ehhh i dont like it either ZaGR - LOVE THAT ONE! and u cant say none of them U MUST PICK ONE!

Zim: Who are you to command Zim? I will pour the 'hair removal' on your head as well as the Dib's now, human worm beast!

Toklo: Just answer the question, Zim.

Zim: I hate all of them but fine…I pick ZATR only because I would rather my mate be an Irken than a filthy human! *shudders* Even if Tak is so…terribly revolting. Nuhh…

and heres a bone crushing hug *SQUEEZE*

Zim: Aaauugh! The germs! The filthy human germs!

Toklo & Dib: Ha hahaha hah.

Keef: Oooh, Zim's getting a hug! That makes me SOOOO HAPPY! *Explosion erupts and Keef passes out*

Toklo: Aww, come on! Zim, Dib, did you guys put that blue goo on Keef again?

Zim & Dib: Maybe…*Turns to face each other* Hey! Quit it! Errr…

Beast Boy: *Points to Dib and Zim* Are they brothers or something?

Toklo: What? Do they look alike at all to you? 0_0

Beast Boy: No, but they fight too much.

Everyone minus Zim, Dib, Keef, & Gir: I know right.

Beast Boy: _ Next question?

Toklo: Next question.

Mighty Tallest... I HATE YOU! UR BOTH JERKS TO ZIM! EVEN THO HE DOESN'T KNOW IT soooo im gonna make u watch the Fred movie annnd 3 hours of RaPr bwhahaha

Red: *obviously fake* Jerks? How are we jerks? Zim's a great Invader! *twitches*

Purple: What's 'Fred'? :l ?

Toklo: It's these videos of a teenage boy pretending to be 6 with a very high-pitched voice and a hyper disorder.

Red & Purple: ?

Toklo: *Shows Tallests a Fred video on lap top.*

Red & Purple: =O

Toklo: *Waits few minutes.*

Red & Purple: *Still unfazed*

Toklo: *Pokes Tallests* Hey…hey…hey…hey…hey…HEY…Oh, great. Now we have to have to deal with Keef and The Tallests. *Points to random person in audience* You! Go get a red flare gun, a picture of the most intense ZADR you can find (but keep it rated T appropriate), 5 dozen boxes of donuts, and all the grey mice you can find!

Random Person: *Stares confused, but goes off to find said items* OK!

Toklo: While we're waiting, let's go ahead with the next question!

Beast Boy: Umm…the next question involves those Tallests dudes again.

Toklo: Ugh. Well let's hope that girl hurries with-

Random Person: I'M BACK! *Drops items in front of Toklo and disappears back into audience*

Toklo: Ok…umm…Zim, Dib, you guys might want to hide…just in case.

Zim: Eh?

Dib: Um, why?

Toklo: Well because I'm going to show these to Keef. *Shows Zim and Dib a few items*

Dib: Oh…ugh…Nnaugh! NnNAUGHH!

Zim: *points trembling finger at items* AAAAAHHH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! So REVOLTING!

Zim & Dib: *Runs off to hide behind Beast Boy's computer*

Beast Boy: Dude, that is SICK!

Toklo: *Sighs and throws grey mice on Keef* (Not the things showed to Dib and Zim)

Keef: *Half opens eyes*

Toklo: *Takes deep breath and quickly shoves ZADR pictures in Keef's face*

Keef: *Jumps up excitedly with a bright spinning rainbow in the background and starts glowing gold* O. MY. GOSH…it's so amaaazziiinnng! Makes me soo happyyy! XD

Toklo: Keef, are you gay?

Keef: :0 No! I just love to be HAPPY!

Toklo: Well in a way that still makes you gay since gay used to mean happy. :D

Keef: …

Toklo: Ah, I'm sorry Keef. Moving on. *Throws donuts on Tallests*

Red & Purple: ... :o ...

Red & Purple: YAYY! DONUTS!

Zim: *Peeks out from hiding spot* Is it safe?

Toklo: Yes, yes, you guys can come out now.

Dib: Pheww.

Zim & Dib: *Crawls cautiously back to seats*

Toklo: Ok, now, everyone back to attention! We've annoyed the impatient readers long enough! *Shoots red flare gun into the sky*

Everyone minus Toklo: *Stares at light and resumes their attentions* Ooooh…Aaahh.

buuut my favorite tallest gets a giant doughnut and gets either a laser or a smoke machine depends on my fave tallest which is...RED! i hate u but ur still awesome soo ya u get a laser and a doughnuts LASERS ROCK

*Computer shoots out lasers and doughnuts to Red*

Red: *Grins wildly with prizes in his arms* (To Purple) Ha! Told you everyone likes lasers.

Purple: :(

Toklo: Oh, it's ok, Purple; you're my favorite Tallest. And I like smoke machines better! : p

Purple: Yeah! Smoke machines rock!

Toklo: I know right ^_^

and my question is... would u rather let zim be tallest for a full day orrr give up ur snacks for a week? mwhaha

Red: I do love snacks, but there's NO WAY I'd let Zim be Tallest for a day. We'd have no snacks then, cuz we probably wouldn't even exist!

Purple: Yeah!

Zim: What was that My Tallests?

Purple: Err…well…we only said that because he's too great an Invader to become a tallest! T.T

Zim: ^_^ !

ok gir? u said u wanted tacos rite? well here u go 10,000 tacos

*Computer shoots out tacos to Gir*

Gir: TACOS! :DDDD *Scarfs down tacos munching loudly*

annnd what do like better monkeys or piggies?

Gir: Piggy? Why my piggy! *Starts crying* WHYYY!

Toklo: I guess that means he likes piggies better. (To Gir) I know Zim was being a jerk by throwing all your piggies in a time machine to kill Dib so here you go! *Hands Gir a rubber piggy*

Dib: (To Zim) You tried to kill me with rubber pigs? O.o

Zim: Silence! T_T

gaz? are u against or for ZaGr Say yes! pleeaaassee? ill give u pizza? and a gamesalve?

Gaz: You're kidding, right? *Pulls out Game Slave and large slice of pizza*

Toklo: Ya and we already had this question.

annd tak? will u EVER forgive zim? and how can u hate him he is sooo cuute.

Zim: Cute? The Almighty Zim is not cute!

Toklo: Ohh yes you are Zimmeh! And once again, Tak is not in this season. : / Sorry guys.

Zim: Zimmeh? Who is this Zimmeh? And why does it sound like Ziiimmmm?

Toklo: Well I think it's time to rap up this lil chappie! If you guys send in much more reviews, I will make all the boys dance the Cupid Shuffle next chappie! That includes you, BB ^_ -

Zim, Dib, Keef, and Beast Boy: What!

Toklo: And did I mention you can also submit dares? C : -(supposed to be smiley face.)

Everyone minus Toklo: O.O

Toklo: Bwahahhahaha! Til next time my little pretties…