*Curtains raise slowly as IZ theme song plays*
Toklo: WHEWW! *Fans herself with pizza slice*
Everyone minus Toklo: What the...? =/ ?
Toklo: *Stops fanning* Huh? This...this was once a colorful Mexican fan!
Gaz: *Smirks evilly into Game Slave*
Toklo: Umm...is there something you'd like to discuss Gazems, dear?
Gaz: Do not EVER call me that again or, I swear, I will reign down doom and GLOOM down on your stupid head and then suck it out and feed it to a neon platypus and shove that and the universe into your soon to be pealed eyeballs!
Beast Boy: *girlish squeal*
Toklo: NO THANKS! I like my eyeballs in balls not peals. Though the neon platypus sounds pretty cool...
Gaz: ERRR...The pizza explains my rage I have towards this chapter.
Toklo: Why?
Gaz: -_-
Dib: I think she's mad because she had to come here with a head-ache.
Toklo: A head-ache?
Dib: Yes. Keef gave it to her on the last chapter.
Toklo: Of course...Anyway, let's start the questions!
Questions 1-2 are from 'Rin Koorbloh'
question for Dib and Zim: How old are you guys...? (Zim, could you convert your's to earth years if necessary, please?)
Dib: I'm eleven.
Zim: In Irken years I am one-hundred and fifty. But in your Earth years, I am also eleven.
Question for the Tallests: What is it like ruling a massive empire?
Purple: It's awe-some! =DD !
Red: Yeeaaaahhh. B)
Questions 3-6 are from 'joy2theworlddannyphantom'. But she is requested to be called
Joy: ANyWhO! *eyes glow red* KILL THE HAPPY! KILL! Jen: Shove Keef and Giir into a death machine.
Toklo: 'Jen' is the hyper translation, everyone. Hmm...but could that be considered a dare?
Zim: YES, YES! =)
Toklo: ._.
Beast Boy: Uhhhh...for you, I guess so.
Toklo: Alrighty then...Gir and Keef, GO DIE! (Turns motherly) But be back for your questions!
Gir & Keef: YAAYY! *Runs into unknown creepy tunnel behind stage*
Gaz: Hey! That leads to my room.
Toklo: It's ok, Gaz, they were sent to...to...ah, go ahead. Gaz: *Charges for the tunnel in a flash (literally, in a flash)*
Everyone minus Dib: O.O
Dib: ...She does that sometimes.
Joy: I LOVES YOU ZIM! *bows* YOU ARE TALLESSSSST OF Jupiter! Jen: She loves Zim and gives him Jupiter for his greatness.
Zim: $.$ YAY! Gimme! *Holds out arms expectantly*
Beast Boy: Take cover! *Ducks under random desk*
*Everyone hides but Zim*
*Jupiter shoots through computer with a big bang because it's big and flattens Zim*
Zim: *Painfully squeezes out from under planet and hugs it like a deranged little girl hugs her stuffed bear* Eeeeeeheeheehee. ^_^ ^_^ !
Toklo: Ooh.
Beast Boy: Sweet! Can I touch it? =o *Reaches over to touch*
Zim: *Smacks hand away and snarls like rabbid cat* Keep your filthy humanness off of Zim's planet, Beast Boy-beast! Only Zim can touch! And I am Ziiim.
Beast Boy: *In whiny-baby tone* Aww, dude, that's not fair!
Toklo: Hey, it's ok, Beast Boy. :) Teen Titans has the most stories out of all cartoons, and a lot of these reviewers seem to know you anyway. You're already getting some good attention last I checked.
Beast Boy: Not enough if you ask me.
Dib: Noooooo, Jupiter! That was one of my favorite planets! :(
Toklo: Why are all the guys so PMSy? Wait, how many girls do we have in here anywayz? *Lifts finger to count* One...two...this may be a problem. We need Tak, Mimi, and Gretchen! Too bad they don't come in until next season.
Joy: GAZ! GO JUMP IN A HOLE AND DIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! Toklo! You gets EVER LASTING SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE! Jen: Gaz has to go jump in a hole and die. Toklo gets everlasting supply of chocolate.
*Computer shoots out chocolate*
Toklo: Heeyy, thankyou! Gaz: Grrr...can't I go die later?
Toklo: Nope.
Gaz: Fine. *Jumps in random hole and dies*
Toklo: *Taps foot impatiently*
Gaz: *Demon soul floats out of hole with its corpse and fuses back together*
Gaz: *Picks up Game Slave and continues playing*
Dib: Wow, Gaz, that's a new record!
Joy: DIB MUST DIE! *runs up with a knife*
Dib: AAHH!
Jen: JOY! Joy: D: FiNEe! BIEE! *flies using black angel like wings*
Dib: Why does everyone hate me?
Zim: *Opens mouth*
Toklo: Zim!
Beast Boy: I don't hate you.
Toklo: Me either!
Gir: I luuuvz you puppy-head! =D
Toklo: Come on, everyone, group hug on Dib! XD
Dib: *Gasp*
Toklo: *Squeezes Dib (but not too tight)* 3
Gir, Beast Boy, and Keef: *Joins group hug*
Dib: *Blushes*
Zim: Hey, *Grabs Dib by scythe lock* My Dib!
Dib: Nngh! Zim! Quit it! *Throws Zim's fist off*
Toklo: Yeah...the non Zim/Dib fans aren't going to like this. :)
Zim & Dib: ?
Questions 7-11 are from 'Invader Nav'.
I LOVE YOU DIB! He is my absolute favorite, and he gets whatever his heart disires! MAKE IT HAPPEN! Don't make me release my robot squids on you!
Dib: Yay! Can you turn Zim over to Mysterious Mysteries without his disguise and have them give me the honor of dissecting his corpse? Ooh! And can you get them to give me a free Mysterious Mysteries t-shirt?
Toklo: Why would you want a new t-shirt when you wear that same outfit every day?
Dib: Because...I can still collect stuff.
Toklo: Well, let's see if 'Invader Nav' will grant your requests next chapter!
Dib: What? I have to wait? But 'Invader Nav' said to make it happen and not to make her release her giant squids on you!
Toklo: You can wait, Dibby. ;)
Dib: :(
As for Zim... QUIT SAYING HIS HEAD IS BIG, YOU LIZARD!
Zim: But it's the size of a hippo. Look at it! *points at Dib's head*
Dib: NO IT'S NOT! *swats Zim's hands away* Quit it!
Okay, Beast Boy, I want you to turn into a kitten!
Beast Boy: Ok! *Turns into kitten*
Gir: KITTEH! *Charges after Kitten Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: O-O *Jumps into Toklo's arms*
Toklo: (To Gir) No! Bad Gir! You can't eat living things!
Beast Boy: *Turns into T-Rex and snorts at Gir*
Gir: ... :0
Gir: AAAHHHH! *Runs behind Zim's chair*
Dib: Wow! *Pulls out camera and starts snapping pictures*
Toklo: Alright, Beast Boy, you've had your moment.
Beast Boy: *Changes back to human*
And Purple gets a smoke machine because smoke machines RULE! IN YOUR FACE RED!
Purple: Yeah! Smoke Machines!
Red: Grr... *Computer shoots out smoke machines* Purple: :)
Well, the last thing I'm going to ask is... Can I have a hug from Dib? *big eyes* please?
Dib: Eh, why not? *Hugs Invader Nav*
Beast Boy: Hey, Toklo, what's wrong?
Toklo: *Arms crossed* Oh, nothing...nothing.
Beast Boy: Ooooh, Toklo's jeaaloouuussss. :)
Toklo: Am not! Besides, I've got Zim too! *Squeezes Zim* Zim: Argh! The pain... X|
Questions 12-18 are from 'emma2679'.
Tallest red: Why do you HAVE to lie to ZIM? hes to awesome! he should be a REAL invader
Zim: But I am a real invader! What is the meaning of this My Tallests?
Red: I have no idea, Zim.
Plus why is Skoodge a invader?WHY?
Red: Skoodge? We launched him to another planet so why does it matter?
Toklo: Because he was living with Zim in Season 3, remember?
Red: Oh...oh yeah...Anyway, we tried to get rid of him just like Zi- I mean..jeez zits are gross on humans!
Zim: Yes...yes they are.
Toklo: Niiiice cover, Red. T.T
Tallest purple: I've got nothin for you...Your lucky...
Purple: *Raises invisible eyebrow*
Zim:YOUR AWESOME! *Hugs*
Zim: Ah! *Puts on padding before hug*
Keef: HAPPYYY!
Zim: *Bat ready* No! Away, Keef-beast!
DIB:What happened to Gaz? was she ALWAYS a goth?
Dib: Pretty much. But Dad wouldn't let her wear those clothes as a baby.
Gaz: *Punches Dib in arm*
Dib: Ouch!
Gir...MAN I HATE THIS LITTLE ROBOT! WHAT DOSE THE ''G'' STAND FOR ANYWAY?
All Irkens: We really don't know.
Toklo: My guess is 'General'.
Gir: Tacos!
HEY I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR LARD NAR! WHY DO YOU HATE THE IRKINS? DIE YOU VORTIAN!*Steals one of Reds lasers and shoots lard nar X-D*
Red: Hey, my lasers!
Toklo: Again, everyone, the only characters in this season are Gir, Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tallest Red, Tallest Purple, Keef, and my season one co-host Beast Boy from Teen Titans.
Toklo: Repeat—THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS SEASON ARE ZIM, DIB, GAZ, GIR, TALLEST RED, TALLEST PURPLE, KEEF, AND MY CO-HOST BEAST BOY!
Toklo: Tak, Gretchen, Professor Membrane, Mimi, Ms. Bitters, and my made up Witness Character will join us next season! And I'll let my new co-host be a surprise :)
Beast Boy: How much longer is this season?
Toklo: Hmm...At least two or three more episodes. Oh and I know the computer says 'Questions' even when some are dares but I figured it fits ok.
Gir: *Squeaks piggy behind Zim's chair*
Zim: GIR, go back to your chair!
Gir: *Goes back to chair*
Toklo: Well, that's all for a while. I've decided we need to wait for at least ten more reviews this time since I need more time to work on my other story, "Good Enough". Check it out if you want, but I won't say the pairing because someone hear will kill me…
Gir: *Waves* Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
Toklo: And remember, if there aren't at least ten reviews then I can't update so this may be the last chapter for a while. I mean, that's up to you guys. So bye!
*Curtains are drawn slowly and dramatically and a sad pause follows before scene fades to black*
