Disclaimer: I do not own Hana Yori Dango or any of its character and plot. If I did, Doumyouji would have married me in the end.
The 'mothers' will not be in this chapter, but don't get disappointed first before reading this. Hope you enjoy, read and review please!
Holy Mother's War
CHAPTER I: THE PICTURE OF TROUBLE
"A JAPAN'S CORPORATES GATHERING???" Makino could not believe her own ears. She started stammering all of a sudden. "T-the-then…then.. If that's really a–Japan–corporate- then… YYYOUR MOTHER must. be. there…right??" She was utterly wrong to underestimate this brat. This guy must have the volume of gut that could fill up that Nile River in Egypt! Yup, that volume of gut and stupidity and madness..
"For the nine hundred and seventy times, Makino- YES She will be there! That old hag is The Chairman of Japan's Commercial Chamber so… What? Are you so excited to see her? Look at your face, Makino HAHAHAHAA.. ...You're so pale whi--"
"SINCE WHEN EXCITEMENT GOES WITH PALENESS, YOU IDIOT??!" She blurted out and fumed with anger. God..can't this guy be more stupid? She sighed on his face.
"Look, I got two weeks full of deadly exams coming and I don't want to ruin my mood to study. YOU alone had done the very best to that and now you want your mother to join the club? I don't understand what you're thinking, Doumyouji -and I bet I CAN'T EVER do that- but taking me to such party.."
"--it's a Corporate Gathering!"
"Wha-- yeeahh... WHATEVER! Even if you're only make a party to celebrate your damned little kitten's birth, every single rich guy in this planet and president and CEO and their wives and their mistress will certainly be there and.... I.. I.. I will ALWAYS be the perfect clown for your mother to entertain them with embarrassment!"
But Doumyouji didn't hear a single word of her chanting no more. He was already bemused in his own world to find a thick sheet of paper--- wait, no no no it's a photograph--- peeking out from the piling sheets of Makino's chemistry notebook…
He blushed suddenly at the sight of that photograph, as he drew it closer to meet his eyes.
She sensed his changing-color face, and she knew something was wrong with that damned thing.
"Oiy,,what's that? Doumyouji, what's that? Doum-give it to me!- What's that??" She reached to grab it from him, but he was so much taller and more agile outranking her. The moment he stood up and half-raised the hand which holding that piece, Makino could only reach for air even as she climbed on a nearby chair to touch it.
Without much effort, he caught both of her protesting tiny hands in his one big hand and raised that picture up to his own nose with another.
"Aww… I didn't know you cherish this moment so much Makino…Look at this red face of yours.. Me, on the other side, stay calm and cool. What a scene…" He puffed that big chest that irritated Makino to no end.
"Yo, what're you two lovebirds doin'?" Owh mother, great. Can't these two jokers show up at any MORE PERFECT TIMING?
Ignoring her obvious discomfort at their sudden showing up, Soujiro and Akira approached Doumyouji who were proudly presenting them the picture in his right hand. Makino rushed down from her chair, hit them to no avail with her little fists and hopped like a bunny between those three flesh towers as they hand-overing the picture one to another and keeping it as far as possible beyond her reach.
They smiled so evilly at the very sight of that thing.
"You know, let's place it on the school exams announcement board." Soujiro rubbed his chin in excitement. "Everyone will come straight there after the exam, right, Makino?"
"Wha-what're you talking about? What will be placed on the board…wait what…" An anxiety tone started to waver her voice.
"No, you fool. " Akira stepped in. "Why should we place it in that dirty boards while we can have the whole people in Tokyo see it? I got one ex who is the head editor of this magazine. I'll make sure she put it on the cover."
"Oiyy STOP IT!!" Makino was all red in anger. These stupid guys really need to be educated somehow. "Why should I let you put it on a board, a magazine- and and I don't even know what picture is that! Give it to me!! I swear I'm going to kill you three this ti-- "
"Bring it to the gathering, Tsukasa. Make it the first slide of your mother's presentation."
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Makino's jaw dropped to the level that any anatomical science could not prove to be possible, as everyone's too in the room.
How could he- How could HANAZAWA RUI have such an extremely bad-foolish-irritating-devilish idea in his beautiful head? And how did he end up here holding that stupid thing-- I'm gonna fill up all their mouths with it after I tear it to pieces— "Oops, sorry Tsukasa.." In a lightening speed and cheetah-like agility, Tsukasa grab it back from Rui. There's no way she's going to ruin my plan this time, he sneered.
Tsukasa cleared this throat. He raised his one black arrogant eyebrow up as he stared down at Makino.
"So it's decided , Makino-dear?" His lips were pulling to one side forming that crooked evil smile as he swung that little thing to face her and flop it so that she could see what exactly that damned picture was.
Her heart stopped beating, and her jaw crushed that cafeteria floor down to the school basement.
So this is my first chapter. The second will be on this weekend, I promise, but I desperately need your reviews to know how things are going in your head while reading this. I welcome everything everything… but no flame please.. Unless you want a story of fire accident in the next chapter ;p. Dakkara…See u this weekend! ^_^
