GAY EPIDEMIC
Ice Cream is gay?
"Why is it that everyone I date is gay?" The brown haired shinobi asked as he slid into his seat.
"Well, it would be kinda awkward to date a man that wasn't." Temari replied, menu in front of her face and thus blocking the view of her brother.
"Baka, I meant the girls. They're all coming out as lesbians. Not bisexual, bi-curious, No- just lesbian. What the hell does that say about me?" Kankurou asked with wide eyes. "I mean, I like women- I love the boobs, the va-"
"Too much information."
"I like girls. Yes, I also like men- but I accept that. It doesn't mean I'm exclusively into them." He explained, glaring when his sister laughed loudly at his distress. "This isn't funny. What will other women in my future think? Will they think 'oh, he dates guys and lesbians so he must be exclusively into the penis.'" He mimicked in a high pitched voice.
"In my experience, girls like gay men. Girls fall for them all the time. It's supposed to be sexy or something." She spoke, poking her head out from behind the menu.
"I-" The girl behind Kankurou giggled madly, and caused his eyes to widen in surprise. The shinobi precariously looked behind him at the girl, finding that she was reading a newspaper. When he looked closer, it was the obituaries.
Creepy.
"Girls are into gay men, huh?" He asked as he turned back to the blonde.
"Yeah. It's the new thing."
"How many have you dated, Temari?" He asked with a smirk.
"Two. Tom and Jerry."
"I knew ice cream was gay."
Another giggle from behind him, and he rolled his eyes. Temari smiled as she continued reading through the menu.
