Theories
"Okay Temari. I figured it out." Kankurou said hurriedly as he sat in his seat, and then stumbling because he forgot to take his puppet off.
"Figured... what out?" She asked as he struggled to get in the seat.
"Okay, so there's this study about how we choose our mates in life. Basically it says that we date those who have similar characteristics to family members and people we grew up with. It explains everything."
"Explains what?"
"That it's your fault." He stated. Temari rolled up her newspaper and hit him over the head, making him flinch. "Hey!"
"What the hell are you trying to say, Kankurou!"
"The reason why I date blonde lesbians is because of you! And how I'm more attracted to red heads than any other hair color is because of Gaara!"
"So basically, you want to fuck Gaara and me?"
"Ye- wait, no! Just people with similar physical characteristics!"
"You are one sick bastard. Told ya Suna men are creeps." Temari said as she scooted out of the booth and walked off, leaving her brother gaping like a fish.
"That is not what I meant Temari and you know it!"
