Canada froze, spoon in his mouth. "Oh. My. Maple. They thought we were-"

America gagged. "Ew! That's just nasty!"

Prussia blinked. And blinked. And blinked some more. "Oh. Oh, wow. Uh, no. Thanks, but I don't swing that way."

Russia stared at them. "What? I am confused. What did they think we were doing?"

Canada shook his head. "You don't want to know."

/AN/ The End! Bwahahahahah! Poor Russia...so confused.