I know this must be FUCKIN short but eh I wanted to just show the down low of what's going on so far and all before I hop into what happens between the pairs and all that :Pidk how Imma do that just yet but what happens, happens :3 I hope you enjoy what's happening so far though xD

Alex was the first to wake up. Rubbing his eyes free from the magical sleep, dust he looked around, only to scream like a little bitch.

"Ahhhhh we're surround! Everyone wake up were being attacked by the enemy! Where's the general!" Alex freaked as he kept screaming "enemy" and "we're being attacked" yeah weird army lingo shit like that.

"Will you shut up you army freak!" Yelled the bottle blond named Heather. "Some of us are trying to work off a-" Heathers jaw dropped as she saw all the monsters that surrounded them, showing no means of escape. "Hang…ove…er. Hehehe well…hello there, monsters." Her fingers twitched into a small wave.

"Heather….is it….really you?"

Heathers eyes widened as a familiar voice filled her ear drums. "D-Daddy?" Her voice shook as she saw the smiling face of her father. Tears began to stream down her cheeks as she hugged daddy dearest close.

"Shhh its ok baby, I'm here now." Harry whispered soothingly, quickly washing away all her fears away.

"I thought you were dead dad….no you WERE dead, so how did this happen?" Heather sniffled as she whipped away dry tears.

"Heh well if he did die looks like he's gonna die AGAIN!" Alex said while poking one of the monsters with a conveniently found plank of wood. "Hehe he jiggles because he's fat!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Heather warned for she knew the creature very well. "Those are Cancers, I think, and they're pretty dangerous."

"Dangerous! Ha! The things I fought were dangerous." Going back to poking the creature he giggled furiously. "Whatcha gonna do fatty fat fatty!"

The monster (er cancer?) growled, thus making it grab a hold of the wooden plant and break it like a tooth pick.

"Hehe." Alex laughed nervously. "You know I was just joking…right? OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SUCK ME IN YOUR FAT FOLDS!"

Around this time everyone woke up because Imma not waste my writing genius on everyone waking up.

Everyone grumbled, shaking their heads and massaging their temples, in hope their head would stop pounding.

"What the hell happened?" James questioned hazily as he looked around, only to scream like a bitch just like Alex because we know in Silent Hill only MANLY MEN scream like women. "What the fuck is Pyramid Head doing here! Isn't this the human only group! Be gone demon! Rejoin your lacky's!" Shifting his eyes from left and right he actually got a good look at the monsters that surrounded them. "That seriously….need to go on weight watcher…"

"Ok will everyone SEROISLY SHUT UP NOW! Especially the men, Imma tired of all the high pitched squeals!" An unknown voice boomed.

Everyone looked high above to see….a fucking teenaged GIRL , STANDING on a rooftop with many different kinds of monsters that inhabited silent hill all around her. The girl had brown hair and emotionless brown eyes, she wore a zipped up hoodie that was fancied up in black in white strips, and on the right side of the jacket their was a cute little skull with a bow plastered onto it., her pants at the hem were studded and looked worn out. A smirk graced her lips as she stared down at the group. "Ello everyone!" She waved.

"Uhhh…who the fuck are you?" Travis asked boldly.

"My names Kristin and I am the new dictator of Silent hill!" She smiled happily. "Nah I lie I just bribed these monsters, who knew they were so easy to manipulate eh?"

Everyone knitted their eyebrows together in confusion. What the FUCK was wrong with this crazy bitch!

"Uhhh why exactly did you capture us craz- I mean Kristin…?" Heather asked.

Kristin rolled her eyes. "To the couples I love in the Silent Hill serried a reality, duh. That's the only reason the dead are alive now." She shrugged which in turned caused everyone to gawk at her.

"Uhhh couples?" Henry questioned.

"Yeah couples. I am what people like to call a fangirl, and we fangirls like to stop at nothing until our dreams are fulfilled." She smiled happily. "I mean DAMN if I wasn't a fangirl I wouldn't be able to do any of this!" She motioned around to all the creatures.

"But didn't you just say they were easily manipulated?" Walter smirked.

"You're pushing it blondie!"

"So…what are you going to do to us?" Alex asked as he resisted the urge to poke one of the fatties again.

Kristin shrugged. "Nothing much, you're all just gonna be paired up and be tossed somewhere in Silent hill. Don't worry though none of you will ever cross paths." She smirked. "I'll be watching your every move and if what I want to see happens, then I will let you go right away, but if I don't.." She pondered for a moment. "hmmm well it depends on my mood if Imma in a good one I might just let you go…bust sadly if not I might just tell all the twilight fangirls that you HATE twilight and think it should be burned and just feed you to them."

Everyone shivered at the thought of those twilight fangirls…clawing at them…biting them with their fake vampire teeth, yelling either "Team Edward sparklepants!" Or "Team Jacob PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"

"Yeah horrible thought isn't it? So I hope ya'll learn to love who your partner is or just pray I'm in a good mood." Kristin turned to her side and grabbed a bowl that one of the monsters were holding. "What the fuck!" She threw it at one of those baby school monsters that Harry fights in the school in the first game." I hate peanuts!"

Everyone face palmed. This was seriously the person that held their fate in her hands?

"Well it was nice meeting all you but I get a feeling we're going to die no matter what." Harry sighed.

"This is all because I wanted to strangle that lazy bitch with her own Christmas lights isn't it!" Travis bellowed.

"Well." Kristin began. "Ready for the game to begin?"

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Alex screamed, because he's just so god damn MANLY! He raced to the nearest fat boy and hugged it. "I lied! Please suck me in your fat fold! Protect me from the crazy geek girl with glasses who speaks of COUPLES!"

Kristin growled and began to rub her temple with one hand, with one free hand she snapped her fingers. Sending everyone into complete darkness once again. "Now everyone put them into position!"

The creatures moved out.

"….Do I look like a geek to you?"

The creature looked away in fear of answering.

"It's the glasses I swear!"

To be continued