If you are indeed a girl you will freakin love this chapter, guys you might laugh too. R&R LOVE YOU ALL!
After Kaylee had drifted to sleep, in cabin 9, Alvin was still awake on the bottom bunk of his bunk bed. He was listening to the crickets chirp he then decided to look up and whisper,
"Alex, are you awake?"
"Damn it Alvin." Alex whispered back. "Thanks to you, I am. What do you want?"
"I was going to ask Aaron, but Aaron is all the way on the other side of the cabin bunking with Theo, I just don't want to walk all the way over there."
"So…you're bothering me because you're too lazy?"
"Yes."
"Damn it Alvin."
"Why do you keep saying damn it?"
"Because I want to. Now, what do you want? I really want to get back to sleep."
"You see, I have this friend and well my friend has a girlfriend that he really likes maybe even loves, but now he's stuck because he seems to be falling for another girl who happens to be her friend whom he just met and he still wants to be with his girlfriend. What should he do?"
"Well Alvin, I'm not Aaron. I'm not good with this kind of stuff, but all I can say is that maybe you should tell your friend to stick with his girlfriend. I'm telling you that you should tell your friend not even to deal with the drama. It's too much pain and tears."
"Yeah." Alvin sighed. "Well thanks and goodnight."
"Good night, Alvin."
Alvin awoke, but not to the wake up bell. He was awoken by a terrible shake.
"Get up Alvin!" Came Trever's voice. "Come on, Al. The bell rang a minute ago."
"This should get him up." The other counselor Joey said picking up a blow horn.
"No JOEY!" Trever yelled. "Do you want to annoy the other cabins?"
"It was a joke dude. Geez, I thought boys like you were jokesters."
"Well, I'm not. I was raised better." Trever went over to Joey and confiscated the blow horn. "Do your job Joey and wake up the other campers while I take care of Alvin." Alvin got out of bed before Trever could shake him again.
"I'm up." Alvin quickly said.
"Good morning, Alvin." Alex greeted climbing down from the bunk bed.
"It's official." Aaron automatically and randomly announced. "I'm going to ask Chrissy out today."
"Well good luck with that." Kyle responded.
"I hope she says yes." Theodore squealed in a random excitement.
"I hope so too." Replied Aaron.
"Look, we all know she'll say yes." Alvin rudely stated while rolling his eyes.
"Geez, Alvin, you sound so angry." Simon said concerned. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine." Alvin said after fully getting dressed. "See you at the lodge." Alvin walked out of Cabin 9 and shut the door behind him.
"Wow, I didn't know Alvin could PMS." Aaron asked all fascinated. The first one to laugh was Jacob, then Kyle, Simon started giggling, Joey let out a strong laugh, and Trever just stared in hatred. Theodore didn't even get the joke.
"You know, that was real mature." Trever sarcastically stated.
"Come on, that was freaking hilarious!" Jacob shouted/laughed.
"I don't even get the joke." Theodore said normally which only mad all the other boys besides Trever laugh harder.
"You don't know what PMS stands for?" Jacob asked/laughed.
"No," Theodore responded.
"It stands for-"
"I've got it! It all makes sense now! It stands for Pissed Men Syndrome, right?" The boys began to laugh some more.
"STOP IT BEFORE I PEE!" Alex yelled/laughed.
"Let's go to the lodge Theo." Trever said. "Let's leave the laughing hyenas to laugh."
Meanwhile in the girls' cabin, cabin 3. Melody was brushing her hair when she heard Kaylee behind her.
"Yes Kaylee, is there something bothering you?"
"Yes, I have this friend and she likes this boy who happens to be the boyfriend of one of her friends. She likes the boy a lot and wants to go out with him, but she's afraid her friend will get mad at her. What should she do?"
"Wait until the boyfriend or the girlfriend breaks up with the other. Afterwards, date them. Tell your friend never try and break a relationship, that's man stealing and it will make her look just as slutty as Angel."
"Oh okay, Melody." Kaylee said.
"Come on, Kaylee." Jeanette called. "We're going to the lodge."
"Actually Jeanette, could you and I, you know just the two of us walk to the lodge?"
"Sure." Jeanette then called to the girls that Kaylee and her would be meeting them there. They then began their walk.
"So what do you want to tell me?" Jeanette asked.
"You promise you won't tell Brittany." Kaylee asked seriously.
"What about not telling Brittany?"
"Well, you see….I….kind of….have a crush on Alvin." Jeanette paused for awhile and then spoke.
"I know how you feel."
"Really? But how?" Kaylee asked.
"Because I like Simon and I still do, but when I found out he was dating one of my best friends from the chess team, it broke my heart. Although he did eventually break up with her. The reason being was something about a bad science project."
"Jeanette thanks."
"You're welcome. Now let's get to the lodge. Your secret is safe with me."
Well my secret isn't safe with Angel. I do hope she doesn't tell Alvin. Thought Kaylee.
When the girls arrived inside the lodge everybody was waiting for them. Alvin and Brittany were cuddling which made Kaylee sad inside.
"What's wrong with, Alvin?" Jeanette asked.
"He's depressed." Brittany responded.
"I'm not depressed; I'm just…never mind."
"Alvin, quit PMSing." Aaron said with giggle.
"I'm not PMSing." Alvin replied angrily.
"Alvin couldn't be PMSing because you have to be a girl in order to PMS." Wendy added. "And I think we all pretty much know that Alvin is indeed a boy because if he wasn't he would be on the girls' side." Theodore then lightened up after he heard Wendy. He turned to Eleanor who was giggling.
"Eleanor, what does PMS stand for?" Theodore whispered. Eleanor then blushed she whispered back,
"Give me your ear." Eleanor whispered the definition into Theodore's ear and when she was done. Theodore began to make a sickened/disturbed face he then shouted,
"EWWWWWW! You're gross."
"Theo, you finally got the joke." Kyle added with a little hand clap. "Congratulations, you graduated from 5th grade health class."
"You're all just sick."
"You know what's worse than that?" Alex asked.
"What?"
"I bet you ten bucks that Simon Seville kid will pick his nose. I bet you ten more bucks he'll flick it." Everyone turned to Simon. Simon got red in the face and wouldn't say a word. Soon everyone turned away and then Aaron said,
"Now if you excuse me, I need to ask Chrissy something." Chrissy got up from the spot where she was sitting and followed Aaron outside of the lodge. Of course everyone else was spying with delight.
"Chrissy, will…will…will you go out with me." Chrissy looked at Aaron and blushed. She then whispered something in his. Ear and after that, Aaron was jumping around yelling,
"SHE SAID YES AND SHE THINKS IM HOT! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
"Congratulations Aaron." Boys from Cabin 10 and 8 said while passing Aaron. One random girl from Cabin 1 came by and said,
"You're such a good couple."
The whole rest of the next day went pretty smoothly, it was just a normal camp day, but for Kaylee, well it was just like a day where its Valentine's Day and you don't have a boyfriend. She watched Alvin and Brittany talking cute, holding hands, at one point she found them kissing. She walked into the cabin with the girls that night sad. Before she got into bed, Melody came in.
"All right. I just got a call from Julianna, she's coming tomorrow." She announced. "But girls, just because another counselor is coming doesn't mean my rules aren't going to be eliminated. I'm telling you, if I do catch you with boys and you're doing naughty things with them, not only am I going to stick my size 8 ½ of your asses, I'm also going to rip your speed bumps off." The girls were terrified as they cover their speed bumps. "Well, good night, girls."
"The sooner Julianna get's here, the better." Wendy whispered to everyone.
What will happen next when Julianna arrives? Will Angel tell Brittany? What is Alvin feeling for Kaylee? Is Alvin PMSing? Yes if he was a girl then yes. Find out more in the chapter
