AN: Thankyou Imspiderman for the review (: And that was a very freaky coincidence...

Mister Prozac

Minty

Jay…Jay…Jay. The name echoed around my head like a whirlwind, kicking up butterflies as it went. Once I arrived back at Bandit's house, I lugged the bags of shopping into her house after locking her car. When I managed to drag myself into the kitchen, I heard Fat Bottomed Girls blasting from the TV and I knew instantly that Sapphire had control over the remote.

"Ohhh you gonna take me home tonight. Ohhh down beside that red fire light. Ohhh you gonna let it all hang out, fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round…" My hips instantly swung to the beat and tune as I dumped the shopping onto the bench.

"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!" Sapphire cried from the living room, her voice ringing in my ears. Sighing, I trooped into the room where everyone was lounging, looking like they were dieing while Saph was sitting in the corner, singing.

"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round!" I chorused, making a grand entrance. Bandit shrieked and jumped at me, grabbing my shoulders.

"Where's the food?" She almost yelled, a crazy look in her bright blue eyes.

"It's in the kitchen! Please don't kill me!" I replied, holding up my hands. In a split second, she was gone, Hayley going right after her.

"You'd think they haven't eaten in a year," Stephanie commented lightly, turning back to the TV placidly.

"Ohhhhhhhh You gonna let it all hang out!" Sapphire sang.

"Hey Saph?" She stopped and turned to me.

"Oh, hey Minty! Didn't hear you come in."

"I'm not surprised," Stephanie mumbled.

"Could you please be a little quieter?"

"Why?" Saph pouted.

"Because the bloody neighbours can hear you!" I exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Araminta, don't take out all your issues on Sapphire," Stephanie reprimanded. She was the only one apart from my parents who ever called me by my full name; Araminta. She said it sounded very pretty and lady-like. I definitely didn't need 'lady-like' to describe me.

"Sorry, Steph. I'm just shaken up," I replied, chastised.

"About what?" She asked, sceptical.

"A guy."

"What guy?"

"Jay."

"Jay who?"

"I don't know. Just Jay."

"Just Jay? Well, it's an interesting name. But I think he may have been pulling ya leg a little there," Saph chattered.

"Saph, his name is Jay. Not Just Jay," I told her.

"Ohh I get it now," she giggled, grinning like a mad man.

"Tell me about him!" Stephanie demanded.

"About who?" Bandit asked, walking in with her mouth stuffed full of Oreos.

"Bandit!" I exclaimed. "They were for after dinner!"

"Since when did you become my mother?" She asked.

"Since your mother went away and told me I was your mother for the week." Bandit thought for a moment before shrugging.

"I don't care. Just tell me about this Jay," she said, plonking down next to Steph.

"Alright, well, he has dark hair and big eyes and a pointy kinda nose and – "

"I think I'm gonna need some popcorn for this," Sapphire muttered, standing and moving for the kitchen.

"Don't you dare eat anything in here after I've just vacuumed!" Stephanie exclaimed, narrowing her eyes at Saph. With her hands up in fear, Sapphire retraced her steps back to her spot.

"You were saying?" Hayley said, dropping down next to Bandit.

"Well…that was basically it. We talked for a minute or two and then I left," I finished, shrugging.

"No number?" Steph asked, her eyebrows raised.

"No?"

"Well he sounded hot enough," she replied bluntly.

"I just met him," I defended. "I'm not going to get his number." Yet, I added silently. With an eye roll, she flicked the channel. Sapphire pouted.

"I like that song," she mumbled.

"Well I don't," Stephanie replied. Bandit giggled and shot Saph a smirk. "Bandit, stop teasing Sapphire." In an instant, Bandit's face went from smug to shocked.

"Mothers," I said clearly, "have eyes in the backs of their heads."