I'm the author of this story AND PLEASE be very gentel on the comments….
(I'm sooo sorry kouji -_-;;;)
Kouji: say what….
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THEM…WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE LUCKY.
Kouji: er…why me?
me: cause yer my third favorite character? ^.^*
Kouji:-_-;
me: AHEM…once upon a time there was a simple family in a village who had a devilishly handsome son named kouji
Kouji: yer damn right I am *thumbs up*
All except me:*sweat drop*
me:*drool* huh? Oh yeh ^-^; but alas…he had two ugly evil step sis-err brothers named Chichiri and hotohori
Hotohori: LIAR! I'M MUCH MORE HANDSOME *pulls out mirror* OH YOU SEXY THING !
All:-.-;; ANY HOW they also had a step mother named mitsukake…
Mitsukake: *in a pink gown with make up* I'm sooo pretty!* sparkle sparkle*
All:…
Kouji:… I'm adopted….right...
Me:uh….they where very mean to him.
Chichiri: I'm mean noda! *pokes kouji *
Kouji: ow…the…'pain'-.-
Chichiri: oh no…I'm sorry noda!
Kouji: -.-;;;
Me:*sigh* any way there was a grand ball comin' and tickets where limited only and they all wanna come.
Kouji: I don't.
me: quiet.
they all bought a ticket and prepared to go to the ball.
Chichiri:wanna come noda?
Kouji: no.
Me: kouji begged them to let him come but…alas it's no use *cry*
Mitsukake: *in a see-through flower gown* you sure?
Kouji: YES I'M VERY SURE NOW GO AWAY MY EYES R' BURNIN'!.#
Me: poor kouji.
Kouji: WOOHOOO I'M FREE!
Me: they left him peeling onions.
Kouji: *crying*
Me: gasp kouji why are you crying? O.o?
Kouji: *sniff* stupid onion -.-#
Me: oh…-.-; then suddenly a cloud of smoke appeared out of nowhere and an orange hair very hot bandit arrived ^-^
Tasuki: *cough, cough*stupid entrance…
Kouji: genrou?
Tasuki: kouji!
Me: the two kawaii bandits started doing the 'bandit dance' in rejoice.
Tasuki: hi I'm just yer stupid floating f***er here ta grant your wish.
Kouji:oh…key that sounded wrong.
Tasuki:now listen yer forced agains yer f******* will ta go to a gay ball,got it?
Kouji:uh….ok
Tasuki:ok now strip.
Kouji: *blushes and holds hands defensively* WHOA buddy let's not go there ^^;;;;;
Tasuki:NOT LIKE THAT YA IDIOT. I'm just gonna change them into tucks!
Kouji: why do I have to take'em off?
Tasuki: ….. cause I have no idea how ta' use this staff…
Meanwhile
Hotohori: what's wrong Chichiri?
Chichiri: I CANT FIND MY STAFF NODA! NODANODANODANODA!
Hotohori: please calm down^-^;;
Chichiri: I AM CALM DAHAHAHA!*twich*
Me: riiiiiight.-.-
Meanwhile
Tasuki:*is bruised* OK!NOW I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!
Kouji: *is full of bite marks* REALLY? ARE YA SURE? NOTHING WILL MOVE, POP, SCRATCH, and BITE,?
Tasuki:YAH, YAH ZIP IT. Ok…here we go.
Me: and now is a good time to put your helmets and run to the nearest tree or hospital.
Tasuki: OK NOW YADDA YADDA YADDA POOF.
*cloths turn into tucks*
Kouji: FINALLY. It took ya 6 f***** times!*puts them on*
Me:and the now handsomer bandit is all dressed up and is ready ta rumble ^_~
Tasuki: I'm outa here.
Me:and with a poof the very hot bandit 'misteriously' landed in my room
Tasuki: what the f-
Me: come here cutie *-*….
Tasuki:**********************!
Me: meanwhile the other devilishly handsome bandit is in the front of the door and making his awesome entrance speech
Kouji: knock, knock who's there? It's kouji! Kouji who? The devilishly handsome bandit that lunatic told ya! Oh come in come in! Arigato!
*all dancers blink at him*
Me: he saw his other step sister…brother..thingy dancing with the princess who looks awfully…familiar -.o?
Chichiri: BACK! BACK NODAAAAAA!* slashing a whip at princesss*
Kouji: yeash what is wrong with y-AAAAAAAAAHHH THAT AINT NO GIRL!
Tomo: I AM TOO KAKAKA KISS MEH SEXY MAN?
Me:*about to throw up*
Kouji: *shrieks* I'M OUTA HERE.
Tomo: NOOO MY SEXY MAN! COME BACK!
Me: the make up wearing lunatic-er…'princess' followed poor kouji who may need to see therapy after this running for his dear life
Kouji: OH MY GOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!
Tomo: don't worry my love I'm good at chi rising techniques too!
Kouji: !
Me:-_-;;;; after running so fast he had his head band caught on a tree branch and the 'princess' picks it up
Tomo: I must find him
E: the next morning some of the guards search all over town for the owner of the head band but. Well no luck, till the came across kouji's place.
Guard one: one of you lost a head band head band?
All look at each other signaling "say nooo T-T": err…no why?(noda)
Guard one: because whoever lost this will be the groom for this lovely maiden
*reveals picture of tomo in a skimpy bikini*
All: XP
Guard two: oh great. we scrambled their brains.
The end.
Ok it sucked DON'T BLAME ME IT'S MY FIRST TIME AND IT'S LAME I'M A HORRIBLE WRITTER. Their occ?
