Authors note: WELCOME to Oh no, it's THAT girl CHAPTER TWOOOOO
*hears applause *
I hope you liked the first chapter of the story and is now going to read CHAPTER TWOOOO!
If you're wondering, my brother gave me a lollipop when i wrote this... me and sugar *sighs* -.-'
Disclaimer: Look at first chapter, i won't do the disclaimer the following chappies, capishe?
Chapter 2; THAT girl is a criminal?That didn't go as i had planned, and thus I'm now waiting for Ibiki to squeeze information out of my poor poor brain.
Not that I actually planned anything... it just sound cooler.
'No it doesn't, it just sounds like your plans suck and keep failing'
Now is not the time Rai, I thought annoyed as I walked in circles around the room which actually is a cell.
The only good thing that happened to me was that I now know how I look.
I have raven black hair with a brown-ish red tint to it in certain light, I have amber-y red eyes and I've gotten ears and tail.
Not that I didn't have ears before... But now I have animal ears.
I won't go into detail about my clothes so I'll leave that to your imagination, but just so you know, I have fingerless gloves and knee high boots – not ninja boots – (a/n:i think it's important that you know that ^^ dunno why though... -.-).
I don't know what you think but I think I ended up pretty.
Fuck... here comes Ibiki.
Right now, me and Ibiki were sitting at the opposite ends of a table and staring, oh sorry, I'm staring and he more like glares at me.
You know this would probably be classified as romantic if not for the fact that this was, as I said before, me and Ibiki who was glaring at each other in a cell with spiderwebs in the corners.
We were staring at each other in heavy silence, don't take me wrong, I actually like silence but I can't, at all, stand an awkward silence, it tends to make me... rant about embarrassing stuff and blurt out random things.
"A GAY BABY IS BORN!" I exclaimed slamming my hands on the table and leaning slightly forwards staring at Ibiki with my amber-y red eyes that contained their usual happy and mischievous glint in them, and a grin that showed my newly gained fangs.
He recoiled slightly out of shock at my sudden outburst.
The awkward silence grew heavier and was getting to my head, so I started what I usually started in these situations and that was talking.
"You know Ibiki! Your name is Ibiki right! Many people think I have a stuffed bunny named Alfredo! BUT I DON'T! Although my imaginary friend Steve does in fact HAVE a stuffed bunny named Alfredo! MY stuffed bunny is named NiNi and I got her when I was FIVE!" I squealed hyperly (a/n: is that even a word? If it's not, I invented it *puffs out chest in pride *) holding up seven fingers instead of five.
Ibiki sighed and looked up at the ceiling as If he was asking god, or in this case, kami, 'Why me?' but still cracked a tiny smile, I think I'm growing on him!
"Anyway Michelle" My name was one of the two things I told him, he had been here many times before but all I told him was my name and age, it went something like this;
Ibiki: Where do you come from?
Me: My name is Michelle
Ibiki: are you a spy?
Me: I am 13 years old
Ibiki *irritated *: Where do you come from?
Me *grinning *: My name is Miche-
Ibiki: I KNOW DAMMIT!
Yeah... I know, hilarious right?
"Is there anyway you're going to tell Konoha anything?" He asked at me looking crushed. (a/n: I imagined Ibiki doing puppy eyes, and it would be really CUTE *squeal *)
"yes, yes it is" He looked at me hopefully.
"really?"
"yes"
"how?"
"Let me speak to Sarutobi, he would understand" Hopefully...
'you can't just think that he will know what to do and what you are just because he is old!' Rai shouted at me mentally.
I thought you said mostly old people knew what a Dimension traveler is!
'I said wise people' he sighed.
Ain't that the same thing? I questioned wide eyed.
'I GIVE UP!' he said leaving me on my own.
"Okay, you may speak with him" Ibiki said regretfully – Because he couldn't get any information out of me himself – snapping me out of my thoughts.
"FINNALY!" I cheered jumping up from the chair and started to run towards the door.
"No" he said forcefully making me trip ever my own feet and face planting.
"No? What do you mean 'no'!" I asked angrily from my place on the floor.
"What I mean is that you won't go to the Hokage, but rather that he will come to you when he have time" He said, a satisfied glint creeping into his eyes.
I groaned and walked grumpily back to my chair – Not really my chair but... yeah – and sat down muttering a string of curses that would make even the most bad ass sailor proud while Ibiki left to do god, I mean kami, knows what.
It has now been over two hours since Ibiki left.
Two fucking hours.
The only company I've had is the spiders and that fly named Denise, but Denise died when she accidentally got eaten by one of said spiders in a web in a corner of the room, and I an all my short glory didn't reach that high up so I couldn't save Denise, and I wept the first hour of my loneliness.
The second hour I became really bored so in the end I started singing very loudly making the guards scream at me to shut up, thus it made it even more fun to sing and I started singing annoying soungs louder than I had before.
If you wondered where Rai disappeared to, lets just say he's now wearing big pink earmuffs and is sleeping loudly in some room in my head, wherever he found that.
While I in all my coolness were dancing and singing loudly on the table to nothing other than 'caramelldansen' the Hokage walked in in all his large-hat glory and when he saw me dancing and singing an amused twinkle appeared in his eye .
I, who just noticed him entering, shrieked like a stuck-up girl in a haunted house and tripped on absolutely nothing and started palling from the table, landing flat on my face on the floor and groaned in pain.
Then I sat up in a chair, acting as if nothing happened to keep that little dignity I have left.
"I heard you didn't want to tell us anything" the Hokage said, once again completely serious, he must really like Konoha huh? I know I would too.
"It's not that I don't want to tell you, I just didn't want to tell Ibiki since he would probably deem me crazy and then I wouldn't have a chance you know?"
"I'm not really sure what you're trying to tell me"
"I'm a traveler"
"Yeah, never would've guessed that with the way you dress and all Sarutobi told me dryly.
I didn't even bother to mentally yell at him for the use of sarcasm.
"No! I mean I'm a dimension traveler" I sighed tiredly.
"Yeah sure... and my mum is a sheep"
Do I sense sarcasm? Nah, that can't be it...
"She is! Really! THAT'S SO COOL!" I yelled staring at him sparkly eyed with my hands clasped together.
He just eyed me sceptically.
"Do you have any proof?"
"Proof? Lets see... My ears and tail! Look!" I said swishing my tail before his eyes.
"lets say I believe you, what would you do then?"
"Asking for permission on a Konoha citizenship" I said honestly, and that seemed to please Sarutobi since he smiled and said;
"Welcome to Konoha Michelle"
"You mean I'm a Konoha... nian?" I bounced happily in my seat.
"For the time being, yes" (a/n: If you're wondering why he just accepted, he is just that awesome and old so he knows stuff)
"AWESOME" I punched the air.
"By the way, are you going to become a ninja?"
If this was any ordinary day I would have screamed 'yes' right away, but since this, in fact, wasn't any ordinary day I wasn't so sure.
Rai? I asked mentally, but the only answer I got was loud snoring.
RAI! I yelled and slapped him awake.
'Don't steal my pancakes!' he squealed jumping up in a crouched position as if he was going to attack, but when he noticed me he just sat down and glared grumpily at me.
'what do you want Neko?' he growled.
I just wanted to know if there was any chance that... just maybe... I would be able to become a ninja?
'you won't have any talent in it'
So I can't?
'I never said that, I only said that you won't have any talent in it, not that you have any talent in anything else either, for the matter' he grinned cheekily.
Noe it was my turn to growl.
"So will you?"" the Hokage snapped me out of my mental argument, and me imagine different ways of Rai's 'accidental' death.
I will prove you wrong!
'that's what I hope you will, wouldn't want you to die eh?'
"Yes sire!" I saluted mockingly "I will join your army and fight for world domination!" I then proceed with cackling evilly.
"good, good... and now we'll have to talk about your living circumstances"
"We have to talk MORE!"
"Just a little"
"hn"
The hokage sweatdropped and probably thought something in the lines of 'not another one' or 'where did she pick that up?'
The hokage coughed "well anyway, I think you should live with a jounin, at least until you know your way around konoha, said jounin will also train you and then have you in his team"
'I think you'd do well with a babysitter'
Shut up.
"Aww... do I really have to?" I whined, at his not my head dropped in depression.
Hope the jounin is someone I like...
"Who will I live with then?" I sighed.
"Hatake Kakashi"
My squeal echoed through the village.
~~~ With Kakashi ~~~
"Hmm... must be one of Sasuke's fangirls again" He said with his nose in a book.
Guess what book ;P
I actually wrote the last of this chapter one lesson in school, one that I didn't bother listening to...
Hmm... No one noticed...
Sorry that this chappie was a bit late... I was at a sleepover...
And sorry again for making excuses (even though I WAS at a sleepover...)
