Why buy this Titan?
Disclaimer: I don't own the titans, but I do own the Dark SIDE. We have cookies.
Chapter 2 Starfire
Lucas Ash Lightning: *Speaks* Hello, I'm Lucas Ash Lightning and this is WHY BUY THIS TITAN? Today's Titan is …..STARFIRE
*Starfire comes on stage smiling and waving hi to the audience*
Audience: *Claps and Whistles*
Lucas: Here are our reasons
She has a hot bod. Looking at her will take your breath away.
Robin:*Comes in* DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT. YOU MAKE HER SOUD INDECENT.
Cyborg: I know what he says not right, but Star doesn't seem offended.
Starfire: *does poses*
Lucas:
She's Tamaranian.If you get tired of earth theres always Star.
Robin: TAKE THAT BACK YOU MAKE HER SOUND LIKE A PORT-MAG.
Lucas: Security
Back to the reasons
She's a princess. That's right you can keep the heir to the throne.
CRASH!
*nearby wall breaks and Blackfire comes flying in*
*audience gasps*
Cyborg: What the hell is that crazy chick doing here!
Blackfire: Foolish game show! Starfire is not the heir to the throne!
Beast Boy: Uh.. It's not really a game show…
Blackfire: *glares at the changeling*
Beast Boy: Eeep! *flinches* I'll shut up now…
Blackfire: As I was saying... My sister is not the heir to the throne! I AM! AND I WON'T LET ANYONE THAT SAYs SO OTHERWISE LIVE! I SHALL—OW! *butt got hit by a tranquilizer* I.. feel…. Dizzy… I like green! *falls to the ground*
Cyborg: *nudges Beast Boy* hear that Beast Boy. She said she likes green.
Beast Boy: *imagines him and Blackfire together and faints*
Lucas: Well, That's all the time we have for today bye
PLEASE R&R
This is not a copy of anything this is my own version.
