Why buy this Titan?

Disclaimer: I don't own the titans, but I do own the Dark SIDE. We have cookies.

Chapter 2 Starfire

Lucas Ash Lightning: *Speaks* Hello, I'm Lucas Ash Lightning and this is WHY BUY THIS TITAN? Today's Titan is …..STARFIRE

*Starfire comes on stage smiling and waving hi to the audience*

Audience: *Claps and Whistles*

Lucas: Here are our reasons

She has a hot bod. Looking at her will take your breath away.

Robin:*Comes in* DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT. YOU MAKE HER SOUD INDECENT.

Cyborg: I know what he says not right, but Star doesn't seem offended.

Starfire: *does poses*

Lucas:

She's Tamaranian.If you get tired of earth theres always Star.

Robin: TAKE THAT BACK YOU MAKE HER SOUND LIKE A PORT-MAG.

Lucas: Security

Back to the reasons

She's a princess. That's right you can keep the heir to the throne.

CRASH!

*nearby wall breaks and Blackfire comes flying in*

*audience gasps*

Cyborg: What the hell is that crazy chick doing here!

Blackfire: Foolish game show! Starfire is not the heir to the throne!

Beast Boy: Uh.. It's not really a game show…

Blackfire: *glares at the changeling*

Beast Boy: Eeep! *flinches* I'll shut up now…

Blackfire: As I was saying... My sister is not the heir to the throne! I AM! AND I WON'T LET ANYONE THAT SAYs SO OTHERWISE LIVE! I SHALL—OW! *butt got hit by a tranquilizer* I.. feel…. Dizzy… I like green! *falls to the ground*

Cyborg: *nudges Beast Boy* hear that Beast Boy. She said she likes green.

Beast Boy: *imagines him and Blackfire together and faints*

Lucas: Well, That's all the time we have for today bye

PLEASE R&R

This is not a copy of anything this is my own version.