The Worse Dare with the Cullen's 7

Bella's pov:

~two hours later~

"Jasper, honey, where do you want to go?"

"First, let's go to Bunker Hill, then we can go to some place close to there. (I just used that because it is one of the closest battles near my town.)

~two hours later~

"Now that we are done looking at old stuff, let's go do something fun." Emmet said.

"What do you have in mind Emmet?" Bella asked

"Well, first we are going to look for a pray to prank."

"Who would you like?"

"Well Jasper, I would like a… that kid over there."

"Okay guys, I am going to tell each of you what to do. Then, we can each do our own pranks afterward, okay?"

"Whatever"- Jasper

"Yes, totally!"- Alice

"Sure."-Bella

"Well then, here is what you're going to do."

~four minutes later~

Bella's pov:

We were all in our positions. I was slowly following this boy who Alice told me was named Brendan. Alice is our watch guard. Sorry, watch lady. Emmet is getting the meat sauce and Jasper is getting ready to add lust and a lot of it. We are going to make Brendan fall in love with me only to get his heart crushed when I find something really obnoxious and gross. I have to wait for Emmet to give Jasper the sign. Then, Alice is supposed to give me the signal when she gets it from Jasper.

I know, it's a little complicated, but you'll get it. Wait, there's the signal, time for me to shine.

I ran up to Brendan.

"Hey hot stuff, what's up?''

"Were you talking to me?"

"Ya, why wouldn't I? I mean you're like totally hot!"

"Well, I guess I am. So, do you want to catch a movie or something?"

"Sure, but first, let's get to know each other and our past."

"Okay, first let me go put this money in the bank. Then we can go find a room."

"No, I don't mean that."

"Oh, why not babe? You and I can make a fire in the room."

"Well, maybe later. First I want to know what you are like."

"Then we can go sit down over there on that bench."

"What's your name?"

"Brendan"

"What's your favorite color?"

"Red"

"Parents?"

"Kim and Adian"

"Favorite food?"

"Chinese, broccoli and chicken."

"Your favorite song?"

"Shoes by Kelly"

"Do you want to be bj?"

"What?"

"You don't know what bj is?"

"Nope"

"Well, I am not telling you, but you can go ask that girl over there that looks like a pixie."

"What do I say?"

"Just say, hey sexy, would you help with do a bj on me?"

"Okay, I will. See you around sometime."

"Kay." Even though that isn't part of the plan, it will be even funnier. At first we were going to do this thing where he gets up and all of a sudden, there is a tomato stain on his pants. Then it will look like he pooped/ bleeded in his pants, but this is way better than that. I just hope Alice, Jasper and Emmet won't get mad.

Alice pov:

All three of us agreed to not listen in to the conversation and to just stay with-in seeing range. Then, all of a sudden, Bella points to me. Then, in a matter of seconds, Brendan stood up and came towards me. I could see Jasper was starting to come to me, but I told him to stay.

Jasper's pov:

That boy Brendan started to move towards my wife. I started to walk over there but Alice told me to stay. That boy was feeling lust. Uh, stupid boys and their crushes.

I could see Emmet standing by Bella and asked her what was going on.

"Bella, this is not in the plan. What were you thinking?" I asked her while walking over to them.

"Just watch and learn boys. I just made your little prank so much funnier."

We all turned to watch Alice and Brendan.

Alices pov:

"Hey sexy, what's going on?"

"Nothing, why?"

"I just wanted to know if you would go and bj me."

"Ummm….."

"What's the matter? It's not like I am going to have sex with you."

"But you are."

"What do you mean? I am not."

"Don't you know what bj means?"

"Nope."

"Then go ask that strong, muscle man over there with the black hair." I said while pointing to Emmet.

I then told Emmet and Jasper what was going on at super fast speed. Jasper then took Bella by the hand and pulled her over to a laundry mat at the corner. They were going to give me a minute before joining me.

"Okay" he said with much enthusiastic.

Emmet's pov:

I prepared my-self for what was about to come.

"Hey, dude, can you come with me? I want you to do something to me."

"Like what?" I asked already knowing. Bella and Jasper now joined Alice. All three started to laugh.

"bj me."

"Okay!" I said with more enthusiasm then he had before. I then led him to a shed behind all the stores and pulled him in. I began to take my clothes off.

"What are you doing? We aren't having sex."

"You wanted to know what bj is, don't you."

"Ya"

"Well, bj is short for blowjob. I am going to show you what it means."

"Oh"

Bella's pov:

OMG, I am sooo going to tell Rose when we get home. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

"Hey guys," I said while trying to stop laughing "I think Brendan is gay."

"Why do you say that Bella?" Jasper asked.

"He hasn't objected to Emmet yet."

"Your right Bella!" Alice said

~10 minutes later~

"I can't believe you guys made me do that!" Emmet yelled

"Sorry Emmet, but you made me be the main character in that other prank of yours, so it was only fair that I got you back."

"Well, now it's time for our own pranks."Emmet told us all.

"Oh, guys, remember that that last prank was on camera and that we all will have a miny camera on use to record our pranks." Alice said.

"Okay, let's make a bet. When we get home on Sunday, let's see who can pull the worst prank ever." Emmet said. "And, if you pull the best prank, then you will be the supreme ruler of every one of us when we get home for a week."

"Ya Emmet," Alice said, "how about we continue this prank until Sunday, when we get home. That gives us about four days to pull some pranks."

"Okay, everyone meet back here at noon. Then we will go get some lunch for the human. Then we can continue till 8:30. Got it? Get ready set, go!"

And with that, we were all off to see who can pull the best prank.