M: Hey Guys! So I wrote this in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, it only became a one shot.

Hope you like it!


Blaine had just answered every single question their economics teacher had asked throughout their lesson on Marxian Economics. Kurt was amazed as he was barely able to keep up.

Sometimes he's too perfect. Kurt thought to himself as he pulled out his phone.


Must you be a know it all? You're making the rest of us look bad :P – Kurt

I don't claim to know everything... - Blaine

That's not what it looks like from here. – Kurt

Oh, you can see me from all the way back there? I thought you were too busy hiding to notice little ole' me. :P - Blaine

Very funny. Newsflash. Not everyone insists on sitting so close to the Professor. - Kurt

There's nothing wrong with being proactive about your education. - Blaine

Okay, Mr. Know It All. - Kurt

I don't know everything! - Blaine

Sure :) - Kurt

I don't know why you smile at me when I'm not looking. I don't know why you made me your best friend. I don't know why you text me when you could text any of your 126 other friends (Yeah, I checked your Facebook) – Blaine

Really of all things in the world... the one you don't understand... Is me? – Kurt

Yes. – Blaine

Ugh. I know how frustrating that is... - Kurt

You really have no idea.. - Blaine

Oh but, I do. I don't know why you constantly make eye contact with me from across the room. I have no idea why you specifically remember my coffee order. I don't know why sometimes it looks like you're singing TOO me. - Kurt

Indeed it's terrible. But hey! There's beauty in it too. – Blaine

How so? – Kurt

I get to spend as much time as I need with you to find out all those answers. - Blaine


Kurt smiled to himself as he reread the text. There's no such thing as too perfect.