The Worse Dare With the Cullen's 9
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Emmet's pov:
"Okay, everyone meet back here at noon. Then we will go get some lunch for the human. Then we can continue till 8:30. Got it? Get ready set, go!"
And with that, I was off to make the best prank. I was planning on doing some more to Brendan, but first, I want to do something else. I ran towards this big place called Fat Spree. Inside were a bunch of young fat girls. The room was like a big auditorium.
"Hey ladies, what's up?" I asked.
All at once, their heads popped up. Then they all started screaming and hyperventilating. After they got enough sense to realize what was happening, they ran to me and tried to stuff paper in my face.
"Hey, hey now ladies, I don't really want your paper, or pens, so could you just leave me alone?"
"Oh Kellan, you don't have to act like Emmet here, we all know you are way smarter than him. Please, just start signing our papers." This younger girl with reddish brown hair said.
"Ummm, lady, I don't know who you are or who you think I am, but I am Emmet. I am not Kellan, or whoever you think I am.
"But you are Kellan, we all know that Emmet isn't really, even though we all wish different."
"Listen lady, I am not Emmet so stop."
"Ya, we all know you aren't Emmet-"
"No, I am Emmet."
"But you just said-"
"Stop, I am done," I said while walking out the door. It looked like I was this spoiled little celebrity. Oh well, I guess I have to go find another place to prank someone.
I ran through town to this bridge. It was for fishing only. There were these two old people sitting on the bridge. Perfect.
I went under the bridge and dove under the water. It looked all green and dark. I quickly found there lines with bait on them. I pulled them quickly and hard. I guess they weren't expecting it because they fell off the bridge and into the water. One dude came up rather quickly while the other didn't. I put my head back under the water, which I apparently had lifted to see what had happened. The guy was sinking to the bottom of the lake. I swam down there and felt his pulse.
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Nothing. Nothing! NOTHING! I AM A MURDERER!
Oh well, it's not like I sucked his blood so, whatever. I swam over to the edge where that guy who survived couldn't see me and got out. Now it was time to prank Brendan. I ran all the way back to town and went into the park.
I looked around for a little while and found him. I walked over to him and said hi. He replied with a hi back and we started to have a conversation about this town so I could think about more pranks. Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Alice. Hmmm, I guess it wouldn't hurt if I let her join the prank. I gave her a little signal I don't think she noticed, and...
"Brendan how could you do that?"
"What?" he asked.
"You are going out with this man? This despicable man, even after we've been through so much?" Alice asked.
"Ummm," was all he could say.
"You never told me you were involved with someone else." I said.
"Oh, he is very involved with me. He has had all kinds of sex with me, he's even married me three times, and if that isn't enough, he left me pregnant. We've had three babies together, but he left me with all three." Alice said.
"You little booger! You told me you were gay! I've had great sex with you all yesterday and this is how you repay me? How could you lie to me like this?"
"What? You've had sex with my brother?" Alice said with much shock in her voice.
"He's your brother? I, I, I," he stuttered.
"Ya, you better not say what you're thinking."
"Come on Emmet, let's go, this guys not worth it."
I was hesitant, so Alice took my ear and pulled me away like a mom and her child. Everyone was staring at us. Then they started to laugh. Alice looked at her watch.
She started walking towards the center of the park. Then I spotted it, she was going to throw me in the fountain.
"Hey, Alice what are yo-"
It was too late. She did it. She threw me in. It was probably as tall as my knees. Then I thought of something.
"Help, help, I'm drowning, help me."
Everyone started to laugh. I had to admit, it was a site to see, and to bad I couldn't have seen it. Then, Alice's watch started to beep.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
It was time to go back. Alice ran away, leaving me to drown. I yelled after her about leaving me and out came another round of laughter from the crowd. Then a girl about the age of 87 walked over to me, grabbed my ear and pulled me out of the water. She threw me on the ground. Then, she jumped into the water and pretended to drown. I was too scared to do anything, so I ran back to find Alice. We just stood there waiting for both Bella and Jasper to come back. When we spotted Jasper, both of us yelled, "Where is Bella!"
"What do you mean?" asked Jasper.
"She's not with you?" Alice questioned
"No, I thought she was here already."
"Well, she obviously is not, so we have to go and find her." Alice said irritated.
"Ya plus imagine all the trouble she could get into in this huge city." I stated.
"Yeah, we better hurry!" we all shouted, and with that, we all left to find Bella's sent.
