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Chapter Two

"How about this one?"

"No, this one!"

"Come on man, this one!"

Edward shook his head and sighed. He had decided he was going to handpick the girls himself, and had decided to enlist the help of his friends. It was his belief that in order to get more well rounded girls, he was going to need a variety of men to help pick out the women who were considered by their standards, undateable. In theory, this was supposed to be a relatively quick and painless process. So far, it wasn't working.

"Guys, you are missing the entire point, I need girls who exhibit classic deal breaker signs, not potential girlfriends for you. The point is to choose the ones who are wonderful on paper, but men wouldn't touch them with a 10-foot pole. Remember? The point of my show is to pinpoint those reasons and correct them! Look, if this is too hard, then I will just find someone else who can help me."

"Come on man," one of the guys complained, "you know we haven't gotten any in months, we were just having a good time."

The other guys soon joined in immediatetly with their weak attempts at defending themselves. As the noise level was rising, so was Edward's temper. There was a lot at stake with this show, and any issues could very well ruin the career he loved so much.

"Enough! I have heard quite enough! Emmet, honestly, I don't care if you haven't gotten any, it's your fault that you are too picky. I swear, I should have just put you guys on the show instead of finding girls, you whine more than they do. If you guys want to keep helping me, then do your jobs, because in case you have forgotten, I have a lot resting on this show."

"Don't worry Edward, calm down" soothed Jasper, "We were just fooling around, we know how much you have worked for this project, and we won't let you fall flat on your face."

The other guys started to nod their heads.

"Yeah Eddie boy, no harm done, we really want you to do well, you're our buddy after all!"

"Thanks Jasper, it's nice to feel some support every now and again."

"No problem man, plus, if you fail, how are you going to hook us up with any chicks from now on?"

Jasper's comment was met with a pillow hurled at his face, with laughter following.

"What, Jasper gets a thanks, but I don't? My feelings are hurt!"

"Shut up Emmet, when you finally start calling me Edward, then I will acknowledge you."

"Nice try, but not going to happen, Eddie Boy!"

**WHOMP**

A second pillow was thrown and hit Emmet square in the face. Before a pillow fight could start, Edward redirected his friends back to the task at hand.

"Alright guys, you know what to do, read the profiles and pick the ones that you think are attractive, but have strange little personality things about them. Remember 10-foot pole!"

He felt a lot more relaxed knowing his friends were there with him throughout this whole ordeal.

"What about this one, this girl is HOT, but she has an issue with leaving potential guys way too many texts."

"Sounds like a potential Jazz, how many are we talking exactly,"

"40 within three hours after the first date."

"Throw her on. That's a good start, now find me seven more like that."

It took the guys another two days to get through all of the applicants, but Edward was confident with the ones that he and his friends had chosen. They all had certain quirks that drove guys away at first glance. All they had to do was contact them, and the show would begin.

Ok, so this concludes chapter two, tell me what you think and what you would like to see. I appreciate feedback.

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