Chapter two: Getting To Know You – Too Well.
Remus hummed tunelessly to himself, wincing only minimally as he made his way up to Gryffindor Tower. Last nights full hadn't been as bad as some past ones, and he was in a rather good mood, all things considered. For one, he thought as he gathered his things together for a shower, he hadn't had to sit in silence with Sirius all night again. James had gone and gotten himself a detention again and Peter had spent the evening at a study session in the library trying to work out Herbology. What he failed to realize was that Herbology really wasn't something that could be learned from books.
Remus was so lost in his thoughts on Peter and gillyweed that he failed to notice the familiar and not-so-familiar scents coming from the bathroom until it was too late. Until he had thoughtlessly pushed open the door and marched in, fully intending on taking a good, long, shower. Until he walked in on Sirius Black having a wank. A very naked Sirius Black currently crouching over the toilet seat, his legs spread wide, and one hand busy somewhere behind him.
Both boys froze, Remus's eyes wide and fixed on Sirius's one visible hand which seemed to be stuck to his cock as he stared, open-mouthed, at Remus.
For a long moment, neither boys moved. Then Remus blinked. In a second a blush had burst, full-blast, into Sirius's face and several things happened at once. Both boys began yelling out a mix of swear-words, apologies, and a large amount of incoherency that could have been anything from hexes to a discussion on their newest Potions project.
"Out! Get out! Get the fuck out you perv!"
"How was I to know what you were doing?"
"You ever heard of knocking?"
"This is a shared bathroom you exhibitionist!"
"It was also empty before you burst in!"
"You the love of Merlin could you move your hands already?"
"I was here first!"
"Why the hell are you naked anyway? You don't need to be naked to do that!"
"It's none of your business! Why the hell are you still here?"
"Believe me I won't be for long!"
"Just get the fuck out!"
