Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight…AT ALL

Alright, I have decided to update ONE more time before I have to leave on my trip, but after this I don't know when you will hear from me again.

"All right gentlemen, what do you have for me?"

While the girls were settling in to their new home, Edward had brought all of the men together to get their point of view on the situation. He was pleasantly surprised by the feedback he got.

"Well dude, let me just say, that Rosalie is HOT, I would LOVE to get set up on a date with her."

Edward smiled. He knew that Emmet and Rosalie had some potential to be together.

Earlier That Night

Approaching Rosalie's table, Edward could tell that she had a strong attitude. Despite that, she looked a little bit approachable. He knew that he had labeled her the ball buster, but couldn't seem to remember why. Nevertheless, he would approach her with caution. Before even sitting down, he shook her hand and introduced himself.

"Hello, my name is Edward."

"Rosalie"

"Nice to meet you"

"Enough with the chit chat here Edward, let's get to this. You aren't really my type, sorry to tell you."

Interesting. Edward raised an eyebrow and inquired,

"Why not? You haven't gotten to know me yet."

"Trust me, I know all I need to just by looking at you."

"Enlighten me."

He was challenging her. Judging by the tight expression on her face, Rosalie had gotten the message. Ready for a battle she let him in on her thinking process.

"For starters, let's go with your appearance, yes, you are very attractive, but not what I am really looking for. You have the height, but none of the bulk. Don't get offended, I know you probably fight very hard for what little muscle you have, but you have to be built like a linebacker sweetie before you can even consider dating me. And that handshake! Appalling! I have an eighty-five year old grandfather that has a firmer grip than you. Shaking your hand was like waving a wet noodle in the air!"

Rosalie's rant was long enough to fill up the short amount of time that each date took. Edward noticed that she smirked when he almost ran away from her table. Now I remember why I called her the ball buster. Her thought

Shuddering at the thought, Edward clamped his hand on Emmet's broad shoulder

"You know, I think that may be arranged."

"I swear, man, that girl was scary. It was all I could do from running out of the room. Poor Steve here started to cry, and she just smacked him in the head and told him to suck it up." Another guy piped up.

Edward looked around the room at all of the other guys nodding in agreement, while Steve looked like he had another wave of tears coming on. Ok, mental note, find a guy with nice build and good attitude to balance out her guarded one. Emmet should do fine for now, I just hope she likes him.

"Ok, so we agree that Rosalie is… difficult to approach, now, let's move on to… let's see, Angela."

There was a silence around the room. A few minutes passed, and all of the guys looked like they were thinking really hard. This was not good.

"Is that the one who was grabbing everyone's balls?"

"No dude, that was Jessica."

"Maybe it was that gold digger," Another suggested.

"Nope, that was Tanya,"

Steve, who had composed himself remarkably spoke up,

"I guess we can all agree that she just wasn't memorable at all."

Silence.

Edward ignored it, nodded and tried to move the topic onto a new girl, before the guys got bored. They kept discussing and deciding the flaws in each girl, keeping it cool and professional until they landed on one particular candidate.

"Alice, now what did we think about her?"

"Way too hyper," A guy named Chris exclaimed. "It's like watching a super ball, that shit was insane!"

The guys all started talking at once, describing their experience with the small caffeinated girl.

Earlier That Night

Before he even started towards Alice's direction, Edward noticed a lot of the guys leaving looked quite burnt out after a few short minutes. Taking a deep breath, and held his hand out to shake.

"Hello, my name is Edward, how are you doing?"

The short girl took his hand with much enthusiasm and started waving it wildly about.

"Hi Edward! My name is Alice! How are you doing? What do you do for a living? Have any hobbies? How about pets? I like animals! Except for cats, they shed all over m clothes and-"

As Alice paused to inhale, Edward took it as his cue to cut in and take over the conversation.

"Well Alice, that was a lot you gave me to answer, but let me see if I can answer all of your questions, I am a coach, I like to read, and no I have no animals, but I agree that cats shed a lot. What do you do?"

"I'm a student, for fashion design! It's perfect because it goes great with my hobby of shopping. Hopefully I will get to do some while I am here, I can't last a week without buying something,"

Edward's forehead gently creased with concern. He would have to let the channel executives allow some time for Alice to shop a little so she wouldn't go insane. Just as she was about to go into the important difference between sandals and flip-flops, time was up, and the next poor sucker was left to be stuck with Alice and her shopping addiction.

"OK, so now we have almost all of the girls, except for one, Bella."

All of the guys got excited once again, but none of them had the same reaction.

"She was hot!"

"So nice."

"What a nerd!"

"Ice queen"

"Ice queen? How about frigid or Cold hard bitch?"

The guys all stopped to look at each other.

"Did we meet the same girl?"

Oh boy, thought Edward, this is going to be the real challenge.

Earlier That Night

This is it, thought Edward, the last girl I have to meet tonight. I hope she isn't crazy. Unfortunately for him, she wasn't crazy, she was worse.

"Hello, I'm Edward, what is your name?"

"Bella,"

Immediately Edward noticed she was beautiful, but a bit shy. He thought it was adorable. This girl was the most beautiful woman he had seen in the room, perhaps one of the prettiest women he had seen in a long time. Looks weren't everything though, so he decided to test her intellect. He quickly found that she was quite bright, adding to the initial attraction. There was one thing, however, that he had to know. When they had slightly gotten to know each other, he asked the question.

"So Bella, what brings you to the show?"

"Oh, you know, trying to find love… or sanity" She mumbled the last part under her breath. Edward chose to ignore that part, so he wouldn't cause a conflict.

"On a tv show, that seems pretty odd,"

"What are you trying to say?"

Uh oh, thought Edward, I am digging a hole here, better try and fix this situation before it turns into my grave.

"Nothing, this is just an unconventional way to meet people, you know having it broadcasted all over tv. And in all honesty, you seem a bit too intellectual to want to be here."

"Well it isn't your place to say now is it? I think it is best if you just left now."

"Fair enough. good-bye Bella,"

"Good-bye and good-riddance, asshole," she muttered.

Edward just kept walking, pretending he had never heard her comment. So much for ending the date on a good note.

"Thanks you guys, I couldn't have done this without you, some of you may be getting phone calls from me later to set up some dates with some of the girls."

The guys slowly stood and filed out the door, waving good-bye to each other. Emmet made sure to give Edward one big hug, before shuffling out to the apartment he, Edward and Jasper shared.

"See you at home, right dude?"

"Of course Emmet, within the next few hours, I just need to finish up here, we get to do the next fun part, review."

"All right, don't tire yourself out so soon Eddie boy, you have weeks more of this to come."

"Gee thanks Em, now get your ass out of here and I will see you later."

As soon as Emmet left, Edward collapsed onto the couch behind him. Leaning back in his seat, he took a look at all the profiles once again, gingerly picking Bella's file up to examine before he left. She looked as if she was going to jump over the table and stab him with her pen when he revealed his true self. Edward was not looking forward to facing her at review.

"Looks like I have a lot of fixing to do, God help me," he thought aloud.

There is chapter 7, not too many changes.

My apologies to READREADREAD I did keep some of the interviews you thought had been thrown away. Please don't hold it against me!