Title : Then again, it's just a phone call

Ratings: May go up to M. I suggest you wait till I raise the ratings. [/Yes. I copy-paste-ed this from my last entry]

A/N : This is easier to update than my Cinderella boy. Anyway. Thanks for your kindness! Keep on rocking!

Italics for Italy
Bold for Germany

RING

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"Uh… is this thing on? Oh… Okay. You have reached Ludwig's voice mail, just leave your message after the beep"

DISCONNECTED

RING

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"Uh… is this thing on? Oh… Okay. You have reached Ludwig's voice mail, just leave your message after the beep"

DISCONNECTED

RING

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"Hello?"

"Ve~ Doitsu! Finally! I thought you'd never answer your phone!"

"Italia? Why are you calling?"

"Ve~ I forgot"

[/sigh] "Is it okay if I hang up now? I'm kind of busy wi—"

"Ah~ I remember now!" [/Clanking background]

"My pan handle broke Doitsu! I can't make pasta without it!"

"And… I'm concern about this because…?"

"Ve~ I'm coming over to your house!"

[/grimace] "For what?"

"Ve~ to cook pasta!"

"Italia, not right now I'm very busy"

"…"

"Italia?"

"…."

"Are you still there?"

"…"

"It's not disconnected. Italia?"

"…"

"Ve~ Doitsu! Why did you call again? I said I was coming over to your place. We could talk once I get there"

"Actually Italia, you never hung up."

"…"

[/annoyed] "Italia?"

"…"

[/ANNOYED]

"Ve~ Doitsu! My car is gone! Pick me up!"

"How can it be gone?"

"It's not here."

"I can't pick you up. I have a lot of things to do"

"…"

"Italia?"

[/sob]

"I-Italia?"

"Doitsu doesn't want to see me?"

"N-no. N-not that I don't it's just—"

"WAAAAAAHHHH…."

"Italia? Are you crying? Stop crying. You got it all wrong. It's not that I don't want to see you"

[/sniffle] "So you do?"

"Yeah. It's just that I have a lot of work to finish"

"…"

"Italia?"

"Oops… sorry. Dropped my phone. So you're going to pick me up?"

"I told you I can't"

"WAAAAAAAHHH…"

"Italia stop it"

"WAAAAAAAHHH…"

"Italia"

"WAAAAAAAHHH…"

[/sigh] "Fine. I will"

"Ve~ Excellent then!"

"Soon as I finish my work"

"WAAAA—"

"FINE fine, just… don't cry."

[/sniffle] "Hurry up Okay?"

[/groan] "Yes. I guess I have to leave my work"

"…"

"Italia, I'm hanging up"

"NO!"

"W-why? Is something wrong?"

"I want to hear Doitsu's voice."

[/Blush]"Ah, Okay."

"Ve~ I miss you!"

[/clears throat] "I missed you too."

"…"

"…"

"Ve~ could you bring some Gelato while you're on your way?"

[/groan] "Italia. I thought you're making pasta?"

"Ve~ I change my mind, I want Gelato instead!"

"Then what is the point of me going there?"

"…"

"Italia?"

"Huh?"

[/rolls eyes] "What was the point of me going there?"

"To bring me Gelato!"

[/sigh]

"Ve~ Doitsu? Are you still there?"

"Yes I am"

"Where are you now?"

"Driving. Which I really shouldn't do while I'm on the phone but you refused to let me hang up"

"Ve~ Is Doitsu bothered?"

"I…"

"Ve~?"

"I…"

"…"

[/deep breath of defeat. Who could resist Italy?] "No…"

[/lightens up] "Ve~ I'm so happy!"

[/sighs]

"Don't forget my Gelato!"

"I won't"

"Hurry up Doitsu!"

"I can't exactly let my car fly."

"Ve~ I love flying cars"

"Italia. I'm stopping for your Gelato so I'm hanging up."

"Ve~ Okay. Call me back!"

Two Minutes Later…

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"Hello?"

"Doitsu"

"Yes Italia?"

"You never called back."

"I'm still in the store." Background: That'll be 10.99 please

"Ve~ Doitsu… Who was that?"

"The cashier"

"…"

"I got your Gelato Italia"

"…"

"Italia?"

"…"

"Italia…?"

[/sob]

"W-why are you crying? I got your gelato. I'm on my way"

"Ve~ Doitsu is with another woman"

"Italia—"

[/sobs]

"Italia… I'm not with another woman. That was only a cashier attendant."

[/sobs] "France-nii-chan said Doitsu likes women. Italia is not a woman"

"Italia…"

"Doitsu's cheating on me"

"No I'm not. I was only paying her—"

"You're paying a prostitute? Waaaaaaaa…!"

"For the Gelato"

"Ve~?"

"I told you she's a cashier attendant"

"So… Doitsu isn't cheating on me?"

"No. Of course not"

[/sniffle] "Ve~ I love Doitsu!"

[/Blush]

"…"

"I love you too"

[/lightens up] "Ve~ then that means Doitsu won't look at other women or men?"

[/sigh] "Italia, you're the only… guy I love. And no woman can satisfy me like you do."

"I'm so happy doitsu!"

"No I should be the happy one. I have you"

"…"

"Italia?"

"Ooopss. Sorry, I dropped my phone again. What was that?"

[/annoyed] "Nevermind. Where are you anyway? Why do you keep dropping your phone?"

"Ve~ I don't know"

[/sigh]

"Doitsu? You're taking too long."

"I'm about to get there"

"Ve~ Good! Bring the Gelato okay?"

"I will."

"Ve~ Doitsu?"

"Yes Italia?"

"Touch me when you get here okay?"

[/blush. Straightforward Uke. LOL] "Uhh…. Italia"

"Ve~?"

"I don't think we should. It's high noon"

"Ve~ Doitsu doesn't want me?"

"No, no, no. Not That I don't but… don't you think it's a little too early."

"Ve~ No."

[/sigh]

"We could try BDSM"

[/shocked. Frozen.]

"Doitsu?"

"I-Italia? Are you serious?"

"Ve~ yes… France-nii-chan says we should cause it's fun!"

Germany's Inner thoughts : God bless you France

"Okay."

"Ve~ Hurry up Doitsu, I'm bored."

"…"

"Doitsu?"

DISCONNECTED

"Ve? What happened?" Italy blinked as he stared at his phone, wondering why Germany had hung up. Shrugging it away, the brunette Italian dove right into his couch and lied down. Placing his arms on his forehead he stared up to the ceiling, almost sleepy. But before he could even close his sweet little eyes a loud bang emanated from the door. The giddy Italian knew who it was. With great excitement he went over to the blonde visitor, greeting him affectionately.

"Ve! Doitsu! You came!"

The German had a lewd smirk upon his face.

"How could I miss your offer?"

"Did you bring the Gelato?" Italy asked with full curiosity.

Germany replied, this time, with a low husky voice that made the Italian shiver unexpectedly, "Yes, But I have a better use for this"

"Ve~ Really?"

"Really."

"Ve~ Doitsu… why are you in your military uniform? And what's with the riding crop?"

A/N :I'm going to leave it to your perverted minds to predict what'll happen next. Anyway, I need opinions. Who do you think should 'Make love' on the phone? Any suggestions? Was that question a bit too randy? Okay then… anyway… sorry I raped your eyes with Italy's 'Ve~' I just had to do it. My jaw got tired from saying it over and over again. .