Summary: Being around Mello might have rubbed off on him, but we all know Matt has a lot to complain about. And you thought Matt was supozed to be the nice one.
Matt Rants
Today's Rant: Mello's Chocolate
I know all you fangirls and fanboys find it sooo cute how Mello eats obsessive amounts of chocolate, but I have to tell you, it's not fucking adorable!
He eats like, six zillion a day, and works out obsessively so he doesnt gain any weight, which is why the guy isn't buff. Not only that, but the guy considers becoming bullimic because it takes less effort than working out. That's NOT healthy!
Despite what Mello thinks, this isn't just me being jealous of a chocolate bar, still though you try feeling second best to a fucking chocolate bar! It's completely ridiculous!
To make matters (ohsweetZelda. Matters. Matt-ers. Thats what I should call my wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter/fangirls,) worst, I'm the one that has to buy his chocolate, therefor making his addiction worst. Not only do I have to pay for it with my money, I have to feel the guilt and misery that is his growing obesidy! Tell me ladies, would you still love him if he weighed, say 400 pounds? Didn't think so.
Authors Note: So i've decided all the chapters are going to be a little bit lounger than this one and just be Matt complaining about stuff lol 8D I hope that sounds alright 8D Anyways I now have a facebook group now! It's basically going to have like, parts of fanfics i didnt want to put on fanfic, short stories non fanfiction related and random questions (instead of question of the day) and yeah. it'll be kool 8D So join and support 8D
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Question Of The Day: Do you play any instruments? if so, how long did it take you to get good?
