Summary: Being around Mello might have rubbed off on him, but we all know Matt has a lot to complain about. And you thought Matt was supozed to be the nice one.

Matt Rants

Today's Rant: Girlfriends

Dear fan girls reading,

Sorry I didn't rant sooner. I haven't been able to come up with complete, coherent sentences for the last couple of days due to Mello getting a girlfriend.

You're allowed to reread that last bit over if you are ensure of what I just said. If you don't want to reread it, fine. I'll rewrite it; Mello got a girlfriend.

Yeah.

I'm still speechless that he got a girlfriend before I did! Is she a lesbian mistaking him for a chick or what? Anyways, Mello's super-hot-probably-a-lesbian-girlfriend is not what I'm here to rant about today. It's kind of related to the topic but it doesn't matter. ANYWAYS, before I lose track of my train of though again, on to my rant!

Why is it that girls always go for the bad ass, then complain and cry and mope when their bad ass boyfriend cheats on them, treats them like dirt or dumps them? It's a hellofalot confusing and I for one, find it retarded! No offense intended towards retarded people. I mean, do you really just want drama? Mello's in a fucking mafia! Getting wrapped up with his affairs is always a stupid idea, and very few people get untaggled with the mafia alive! I just find it stupid that you would pick the bad asses over decent people like say, me, for example!

Another good example of this is ImAGay Lightbulb! He pretends to be the perfect, decent guy, and he gets all the girls, but beneath his OCD exterior is a guy with a god complex, multiple personalities, sadistic fuck bag, who cares more about his shiny hair then he ever will about any girl! And despite this, he always has flocks of girls following him around! What is wrong with you people?

Also, what's the point in you guys fangirling if you aren't going to be mature enough to actually ask one of us out? I know for a fact that L is lonely enough to take anybody at this point in time! Man up, would ya?

Actually, disregard that last statement and don't man up. Most of you are girls and I'd perfer to keep it that way. Peace.

Authors Note: Sorry for the epic pause! I'm sick. Lol anyways I hope you guys are all going great! Anyways I wrote the first half a week or two ago on my iPod and never got around to uploading it. Hope you liked it! 8D

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Peace in!

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