ALLO! Long time no see. I've been around, just lazy and or busy. Now this is an idea I got from after watching the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Don't worry there are no spoilers. Also I have a Scream 4 movie fanfic, also for Hetalia, which WILL have spoilers. I have written chapters of Nameless story I just need to check some things and type it up. Thank you for your patience.

I do not own Hetalia.

Hurry for fail attempt ~~~~~\_|_/~~~~~ of making a boat

Arthur sighed and rolled over in his little row boat, looking for another bottle of rum. His crew mates kicked him off the ship, gave him a row boat, a gun, and bottles of rum. He won't survive they said.

"Just one more" whined the former captain drunkenly. "Just one more bottle!" he searched and searched and managed to scavenge the very last bottle. Every drop was closer to the last. Closer to him becoming sober and finally having to accept the situation he was in. He hoped that this bottle would kill him, but that hope is what got him here.

Soon the bottle was gone with the others. He sighed and laid down in the boat. Maybe a ship will pass by, he thought. Just as he closed his eyes he heard a bubbling sound followed by the sound of water babbling around his boat. Swimming around his boat. Like a dolphin would…or a shark.

Arthur grimaced and sat up to find out what was causing the noise. To his surprise it was a person. The boy's arms draped over the edge of the boat and his chin rested against them. His hair was more golden than any treasure Arthur has laid eyes upon, and his eyes deeper than the sea itself.

The boy smiled at Arthur and Arthur hesitantly smiled back. Of course it wasn't really a boy; he was as much a man as Arthur, younger and more beautiful though.

Arthur inched closer to him in his drunken haze. "What's your name, lad? Mine is Captain Arthur Kirkland, but you may call me Arthur"

The boy giggled and watched Arthur with careless eyes. "My name is Alfred, sir"

Arthur smiled. What a pleasant name to the ears.

"Why are you in the water, Alfred?"

"I have a secret. You can't tell anyone, promise not to tell? "

Arthur nodded.

"I'm a mermaid" Alfred giggled.

"Mermaid? I thought they were just an old maids tale" Arthur gasped, backing up a bit.

"Nay! I am real! Come and look" Alfred flopped his tail in the air slightly as Arthur looked over the edge of the row boat.

He gasped again. "You are speaking truth! ….but…What is it you want with me?"

Alfred blushed slightly and hid his face behind his hands more. "Well I came to investigate, and saw you all alone. I thought you wanted company"

Arthur just barely registered what Alfred said. "I've heard stories of mermaids…they only talk to men or women they fancy from afar."

This caused Alfred to blush more.

"…Then they take their lover to their home, filled with endless treasures, and please their chosen lover in any way they can…"

Alfred smiled. "…you got me…come hither"

Arthur crawled over to Alfred and leaned down so their faces were inches apart. Alfred wrapped his arms around Arthur's neck and kissed him deeply. Arthur kissed back eagerly as Alfred gently pulled him into the water. Alfred broke the kiss and looked at Arthur who had a drunken smug look. Alfred smirked then bared his sharp teeth before dragging Arthur into the depths of the unforgiving sea, never to be heard from again.

Everyone get on ~~~~~\_|_/~~~~~ the fail boat

A/N:
Hope you enjoyed. Please review or mermaid Alfred will appear in your bathtub/toilet/pool/hot tub/beach/pond/whatever and drag you under.

-w- I need to go to bed now. I got SOLs tomorrow.