A/N: Hiya everyone! I'm back! ^_^

As soon as I posted up the first chapter, I got a whole load of extra ideas to add into this story, so this may very well evolve into a multi-chapter story! (That's a good thing, right?)

Anyway, the responses to all of my lovely reviewers! (I've only had one, but a girl can hope! Right?)

Klogun: Thanks for the lovely review! I'm happy to see that I made some people smile while reading this. Yeah, I don't actually watch/like Star Wars, but I always say 'I am your father!' at every chance to my friends. It drives them up the wall! :-D

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, or anything else that comes in-between. I only own this plot idea and my laptop. Oh, and the phone I do everything on!

Long author's note! Anyway, please review this, even if you hate it!

Our two heroes had just closed their jaws in shock at the location of Disney Castle, which was literally sitting at their backsides. The eldest of the two, the beloved Riku, had recovered first and tapped the other beloved hero, Sora, on the shoulder. The brunette immediately jumped up in shock, turning to stare at the tapper with wide puppy eyes. Riku rolled his eyes. (Not Sora's eyes, his eyes. Rolling Sora's eyes would be plain creepy)

"Why are you giving me dog eyes, Sora?" He demanded, crossing his arms. Sora continued to stare at him, mouth hanging open for no reason. Naturally, this disturbed Riku, and quite possibly the residents that were still gathered behind them, obviously having nothing better to do then stare at two foreigners, one of them with an unnatural position and the other with grey hair.

Riku didn't get why they were so fascinated by him. They were animals, for goodness sake! Why didn't they just buzz off and leave them alone!

As soon as he had thought those words, several animals slowly shifted away from him, before turning around and speed walking away. More of them followed in a similar pattern, until they were all gone, mere shadows in the too-cheerful town. Riku mentally face-palmed himself as he realized that he had shouted his thoughts out to the heavens. He was thankful that the King, Donald, Goofy or any other animal that lived in the Castle hadn't come out yet to check on them.

Great, I'm finally becoming stupid Sora.

"Earth to Sora. Wakey-wakey!" The boy shook his head to himself and grabbed Sora's shoulders, shaking them softly. The boy shifted weakly in his arms, still lost in his deep thoughts.

Please don't end up like Goofy. Please.

"I am your father!" Not the reply Riku was expecting. He took a step back as Sora looked up at him slowly, a demonic look glinting in his eyes.

"Can't touch this! Do-do-do-do, do-do, do-do. Can't touch this!" The boy sung in a terrible voice as he took steps forward towards his best friend. Said best friend took a step back each time, hence remaining at the same distance.

A centimetre.

Sora continued to advance closer, as Riku took larger steps back in sheer fear and concern for his friend. In all of his (long) time that he had spent with Sora, this had never happened.

Until now. And he didn't have a clue about where Sora had got his strange sentences from. Maybe he had been watching too many movies lately, and had finally cracked. But what if it was Roxas, who had taken over and made Sora go mental in return for forcing him to return to Sora? He didn't have a clue about how that was meant to work, but still...

He was broken out of his thoughts by maniacal laughter. Riku looked up slowly and uncertainly to see a certain spiky brunette laughing his butt off. He was clutching his sides in laughter. Tears were streaming down his face as he looked briefly up at Riku before resuming his laughter, somehow madder than before. This was not amusing. The noise ringed across the whole town, and Riku prayed with all of his heart that no one had heard it. (Or was still hearing it)

Finally, the boy regained enough common sense to calm down. His laughter turned into giggles as he looked up at an annoyed face, goofy grin stretching across his whole face. (Not really, because then Sora would have looked like the Cheshire Cat that Riku had bumped into once, while on a trek of Wonderland. He didn't go back there again) The eldest crossed his arms and began tapping his foot in irritation, waiting for the manic in front of him to start to open his mouth and let sound be freed from the cruel bars of his throat.

"Man, Riku. You've gotta get a sense of humour. Your face was priceless!" Sora chuckled silently to himself as the mother of all death glares, stares and bears (Last part was included for no reason) was eyed at him. His reply was to fold his arms behind him and somehow grinned wider than before. Riku's eye twitched.

"Excuse me? Get a sense of humour? Ha-ha, Sora. I just died of laughter at your last comment." Sora gulped tensely at the sentence, laughing nervously. Riku was only ever sarcastic whenever he was secretly plotting to murder you later on in secret and hide the body. Or just go into a ranting fit. Sora pled to the god that looks over teenagers that had saved the world twice that it was the latter one.

Riku, very unfortunately, also fell into that category, so Sora was screwed.

"Heh-heh, yeah. It was pretty funny, right..?" He prepared himself for the ranting attack or murder that would surely follow. Sure enough, one came.

"I was actually concerned about your sanity, you idiot! Stupid, little ADHD child who has nothing better to do than worry people senseless... Why am I friends with you again, please remind me? Because I don't really know why, not that you'll know the answer or anything, you're that stupid. Kairi is so going to-"

"-Listen! You seemed pretty down, so I thought that I would try to cheer you up! It obviously failed, so stop ranting at me; you grey haired Xemnas-impersonator!" This caught Riku's attention. He stared at Sora harshly, embedding his eyes into the boy's very soul.

"Tell me how I look like that creep. Tell me!" He demanded, thrusting his finger into Sora's chest harder with each word. He gently lifted the angry finger off his chest, and lowered it down to Riku's side. Anyone who had the misfortunate to be watching these events unfold from a distance would have easily assumed that the two were holding hands. Instead, they were talking about an evil Nobody that had tried (And failed) to merge with Kingdom Hearts and kill everyone.

How misleading things can be.

"Well, um... You both have gr-um, silver hair. And the whole 'Turn completely nuts and go insane' thing." He quickly spoke the words, grinning stupidly at Riku. The boy rolled his light blue eyes and glanced down at the hand that was still gripping his finger.

"Two things. First; get that hand off me. Now. Second, I only turned completely nuts; I didn't go insane. Did I?" He raised an eyebrow in slight fear as Sora shook his head firmly and swung the arm that had belonged to the hand that had once touched Riku's pinkie over said boy's head.

"I was kidding! Even though they kinda both mean the same thing... Now, let's go and find King Mickey!" He cheerfully replied, bringing (Or truthfully, forcing) Riku to follow him. The boy growled at Sora's behaviour. Riku wasn't the biggest fun of bromance, but unluckily Sora was one of the biggest fans of the behaviour to have graced the worlds. Kairi didn't behave much better; What with the papou fruit and good-luck charms and all. And that drawing in the cave of the two of them holding a star.

"Get off my shoulder." He demanded, still being dragged along, although he had caught up with Sora's pace. The boy shook his head again as the two (finally) walked towards the castle. The colourful flowers swayed gently in the afternoon breeze as the boys walked along the long and twisty path.

"Nah. Not in the mood. You make a pleasant armrest." And with that final sentence, the two walked up to the doors of the castle, becoming black shadows to anyone that was in the town. The sunset gave off an orange colour to the whole world, and shadows stretched as children ran noisily in the streets, having fun playing around.

"The door's locked, Riku!"

"That, my friend, was why Keyblades were invented."

"Oh..."

The worlds had so much hope.

A/N: Hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it! It was a bit random in the middle, but eh...

Sora just strikes me as that kind of guy.

Anyway, please review! Feel free to flame me too, as long as its constructive criticism! ^_^