Well, there was a bit of a break there, sorry, but most of the earliest dialogue in the game was not all that funny and I'd have to force a joke which wouldn't be very good, plus exams and all… well don't worry, I'm still here and posting, so let's get to it then.

Hobby ho…

Disclaimer: I own pokemon #not intended to be a factual statement

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Disclaimer: I does not ownz

NPC: man on second floor of museum in Pewter city.

NPC dialogue: "July 20, 1969! The 1st lunar landing! I bought a color TV to watch it!"

My thoughts: Well… the lunar landing was filmed in black and white… yeah. Also, I'm looking at this as if they are in Japan, so the landing time was something like 5:17 AM.

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"July 20th, 1969. I'll never forget this day, and I'll probably be passing stories of it on to the youngsters someday. Well… it's been a hard few months. Scrounging every penny, and working overtime at the rock polishing plant. But finally, we've saved the money".

He shook a small pouch of thirty-six dollars, and a couple cents. "We're landing on the moon!" He sung, walking through the open streets of Pewter.

The majority of the afternoon was spent purchasing the new, television and bringing it home.

"Daddy, we're going get to see the moon landing?" his eldest son asked when he got home.

"Ah, tonight", the man said, setting down the box. "I have to set up this brand new, huge 12 inch TV. The landing isn't going to be until very late, so we'll wake you up for it".

"Okay!" The kid took off to ply in his room.

The set up for TV took a number of hours, and an even six trips to customer support. But by about five in the morning, the system was hooked up, and set to run.

"Honey! Wake the kids!" the man shouted as he turned on the TV". He scrolled through the almost full dozen available channels. "Wow, we're getting everything! Just look at the selection! And full color too!"

He heard footsteps down the hall, and quickly tuned to the lunar landing. "Hurry, it's starting". He said, then looked at the screen to see… no color. 'W-what!'

A commentator over the TV explained, "… And remember, this is all in black and white since the color camera couldn't be used on the craft. We apologise again to all those of you who may have hoped to watch this historic event in color".

The man's jaw hung open as he stared at the disappointingly bland screen. He heard his family's footsteps making their way into the room, and jumped to the cable, yanking the cord out of the wall. 'If they know what happened, I'll look like a complete moron!' he rationed his actions.

His wife and kids walked in. "What's wrong with the TV honey?" his wife asked.

"Ah, the salesman swindled me, and sold me a broken one. Sorry kids, no lunar landing tonight".

Once the children were back in bed, and his wife asleep, the man looked at the receipt on hit TV. I read in large print, "No Refunds".

"Great", he said to himself. "Now instead of looking like an idiot… I've proven I am one".

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Okay… not my best work

I'll make up for it with a new chapter ASAP… but before I can get more dialogue I've gotta find a way to beat Brock with just a pikachu… Dang it game, why can't I cheat using the sprinklers like Ash did?