Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember how you tried not to review four times.

Okay, that joke got old fast, so let's just get to it then!

Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon.

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NPC: a bug catcher east of Pewter city

NPC dialogue: You can fight my new pokemon!

My thoughts: He had a caterpie and a metapod, both level 11… really dude. Oh, and since when do you catch either of those east of Pewter? Well, maybe he caught them than ran right to the battle sight, but then how were they level 11? There weren't any that strong when I was in Viridian Forest. Something just doesn't add up! Anyway, I only focus on the caterpie here since it was never stated her was talking about both his pokemon.

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'Yes!' a single caterpie thought, far above the canopy of Viridian Forest, ridding upon the back of a hardly conscious pidgey. 'I've it's been tough times, and I may not have been about to evolve yet, but this is it! I feel it, the most difficult battle of my life, coming to a close with myself as the victor!'

"Prrrrg!" the bird pokemon whined, flapping one wing ferociously to keep in the air. Its other wing was glued tightly to the side of its body by a string shot.

"Piii! Cat-catter!" The small bug warned in its native tongue. It spun around, and slapped the bird on the back of its feathery head with its tail.

In retaliation, the normal flying type did a barrel-roll, sending the green bug off its back, and into the air. 'No! If I were a butterfree like I should be by now, I'd fly out of this no problem! But without wings of my own, I have to continue to borrow this creature's!'

It shot its string shot at the pidgey, landing it perfectly on its back, then used the string like material to swing back to the creature, impacting against its head and rendering it unconscious.

As both pokemon began to plummet, caterpie quickly freed pidgey caught wing, and used its string shot again, to hold the wings out wide, making them gently sail the wind toward the ground. 'Another victory! But then… why am I still unable to evolve?'

Before the poor bug could get an answer to its question, it saw Viridian forest disappearing behind it. "PI, CATERPI!" 'Wha-what! No you stupid bird! Fall the other way! The other way!' The worm pulled persistently on the wings of its carrier, to no avail. 'Crap, we're gonna crash into that mountain!'

They glided full speed toward a rock face of Mt. Moon, with impact seem impossible to avoid. 'Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!'

At the last second before they collided, the pidgey woke up, and turned sharply away, sending caterpie careening to the ground.

'Ouch!' Caterpie hit the ground full force, then got up and looked at the pidgey flying above, chirping happily to itself. 'Yeah yeah, you're a fly type and you beat a bug type. Don't get too full of yourself!'

The bird flew off back towards the wood leaving caterpie behind. 'Wait, I didn't mean that! You're real tough, yeah! Just don't leave me stranded out here!" the bug cried after it.

Once pidgey was out of sight, caterpie started looking around. 'Great what do I do now?'

Out of nowhere, a bug catcher walks up and said, "Hey, a caterpie! I'mma gonna catch it!"

'W-what? No! I have a family you know! Well, okay, maybe just a crush… but I could have one someday!'

"Pokeball, go!" the kid lobbed a red and white sphere, which properly captured the battle weary bug. Then the kid walked up and release the pokemon from the ball. "Okay, so it says in this pokedex that you're a caterpie eh? And you're have an item! An everstone… well, if you were holding it, I guess I won't take it. Besides, I'm not even sure what it does, heh-heh".

'Wait what! I'm holding an everstone? No, take it away, please!'

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I don't think caterpie gets much cooler than that, do you? Well, maybe I'll bring this awesome caterpie up again sometime, but for now, I'll just sit back, and hope for a few review… maybe? At least one?

Oh, and referencing star fox, and Jackie Chan in the same fic… yeah, I'm happy.