HII HI HI HI HI IT'S ME INDY CHAPTER 3 HERE WE GO .RECAP KAKASHI WANTED TO KNOW WHAT NATSUMI WAS DOING WITH THE HOKAGE BEING THE DEICATED SHINOBI HE IS ^.^ NATSUMI BASICALLY SAID FUCK OFF AND WOULDN'T TELL HIM. KAKASHI WAS PERSITINT MAKING NATSUMI HAVING TO THREATEN TO FIGHT OR WHATEVER YAY

Disclaimer: MES NO OWN NARUTO. IT DA TRUTH

Natsumi POV

"What are you going to do if I don't tell you, fight me? Because that's a VERY. Bad idea"

I didn't like the fact that I might have to fight someone that had made me smile, and laugh for the very first time in months. It sickened me, making me feel like a traitor of some kind.

"Maybe I could just run away and hopefully get to the Hokage tower with no trouble, so Tsunade could explain everything? That wouldn't work. He is a jounin after all! He could probably keep up with me and if he couldn't, the chase would just cause commotion other shinobi will join to try to apprehend me…"

I continued to argue with myself trying to find a plausible solution, until I heard kakashi voice interrupt my-oh-so-crazy-moment.

"If it comes down to that, I will and I won't go easy on you"

His voice became menacing, trying to intimate me into submission. It wouldn't work against me. I was too strong to be intimated by words either that or just too stubborn.

"I respond to actions not words. If you truly believe mean that, then come at me with the means to kill"

I said firmly. I ready myself into a fighting stance, prepared to attack or defend when needed. When I reached for my shurikan that was conveniently tucked in its holder at my side, a loud mouthed blonde boy jumped between me and kakashi before the battle could begin.

"IM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO LAY A FINGER ON KONOHA OR MY NAME ISN'T NARUTO UZUMAKI BELIVE IT!"

Sheesh, this "Naruto" sure was loud, I scanned his mind to see what in the hell he was thinking didn't he see I am way past his level.

"SHIT .WHAT. THE. FUCK. HIS HEAD. IT'S... IT'S HORRIBLE. IT IS SO DAM LOUD AND FULL OF NONSENCE BULL SHIT. There there was a fox it look dreadful…I'm making a note to NEVER look in his head. Ever. Again."

My eyes probably look like to blue saucers. But dam, that was just fucked up. I shook my head to forget.

"Wait this could be god's way of giving me a chance to escape and I'm sure as hell is gonna take it"

I heard kakashi yell at his very foolish student.

"Naruto! Get the hell away from her. You Baka!"

Before Naruto could really react, I launched forward and grabbed him by the collar of his bright orange jacket.

"But Kakas~owa"

That's the only thing I heard before I kick him not hard but hard enough to push him off the ground and towards Kakashi. I also heard a very loud shrill yell from the entrance.

"SASUKE-KUN, NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME"

I turned on my heels to face a raven haired boy who I presumed to be Sasuke racing towards me and in the background I saw a girl with long pink haired and vibrant green eyes with tears streaming down her face.

"Oh please"

I rolled my eyes at this pitiful sight

"The girl was probably useless and Sasuke was probably the most skilled out of the three… and Naruto… I'm not even sure"

I mentally slapped myself and dodged the 3 on coming kunai. Sasuke reached my position and did rather impressive Tai jutsu assault for his rank, but frankly none of the blows landed. I dodged and blocked all of them .Simply my Tai jutsu was more advanced. I had to act fast before Kakashi could recover from Naruto suddenly crashing into him. I grabbed Sasuke and kneed him straight in his gut causing him to cough violently. I heard Miss Pink yell.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

God how I wanted to tell her to "shut the fuck up, he isn't the only member on your team" but I had no time. I turned and quickly ran through the forest forcing a lot of chakra into my feet pushing me forward with much speed the forest was a blur of green. I soon saw the metal fence and skillfully jumped over it. I continued running through the streets of Konoha. Praying I would reach the Hokage tower without being caught.

Tsunade POV

"DAMMIT, Shizune why do I need to keep doing this work, where's my sake?"

Shizune sighed

"Tsunade, you're the Hokage remember? And more importantly you haven't done any paperwork for 3 months, you need to catch up I've done some of the none important things but the rest of it, is for your decision. Now if you want to get this done I advised you to start now."

"Arghhh, don't treat me like a child Shizune" I snapped

Shizune flinched and I heard Tonton whine

"I'll buy you 3 bottle of sake if you finish this by tonight"

Shizune took one hand off her clipboard and put up 3 fingers up, she had a sly smile on her face. I know she was bribing me, she knew how I love to drink. But fuck it I want my dam sake.

"Better be the good fucking kind too."

I grumbled, Shizune face brightened I heard her laugh and then a heard a voice I haven't heard in months. A smile crawled its way on to my face.

"Natsumi, it's so nice to see you again. But tell why the hell does it sound like you ran a marathon?"

I heard her drop from the window onto the floor with a thud she walked in front of me of my desk revealing her appearance making me frown.

"What the hell is she wearing? God why the hell is she compelled to dress like she's an adult! I would be afraid if she wasn't such a scary bitch that needs to get her bubble brain ass out of my head!"

Natsumi busted out laughing; she had almost fallen if it wasn't for her hand griping my desk. When she had finished her laughing fit she was able to gasp out.

"To…to answer...Yo…your …first question …I ran …into…som…some …trouble …on the way here…"

"Oh god, only you could get into trouble with only being here one day. Shizune can you leave us for a minute"

I rolled my eyes and she pouted with fake hurt in her eyes.

"How don't you know I was just so happy that I ran all the way over here to see my drunkard bubble tits best friend?"

"Ha ha… very funny before we continue this heartwarming, go to the store and buy some else to wear something more age appropriate please"

She stood up and saluted with an amused smile on her face.

"YES, BUBBLE TITS IS THERE ANY THING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO?"

"Yea, fuck off you mind reading bitch"

"YES SERGENT BUBBLE TITS! MONEY PLEASE"

She held out her left hand while the right still remains on her forehead. Her face was serious but I can still see the amusement in her blue eyes.

"Cheap bitch I know you have money"

I grumble as I pulled 80 dollars out of my purse.

Ok yay natsumi has reunited with tsunade at last and is getting dah moneys fuck yea 2 chapters in one day I have nothing else to do but I have my Kakashi back but I didn't tie him up right kakashi?

Kakashi: im only here because she bought me the new icha icha book

Don't be like that kakashi were friends now right

Kakashi:sure …

*gave him cuteness award wining smile* thank you kakashi

Kakashi:*blushes looks away*mmhmmm

Naruto :OMFG KAKASHI-SENSEI WANTS TO FUCK INDYYYYYY

Kakashi: *pummbles naruto* im not that pervy godammit

Naruto: OW

Hidan:YEA BITCH GONNA GET SOME DICK! AFTER SHE GET MINE THAT IS WHY THE FUCKING BALLS AM I HERE?

_ um yea anyway so …heh -_-" I don't know wtf just happened but looks like imam gunna get rape by hidan o.0 WTH am I sayin it every girls dream to get fuck by hidan hell yea but ims a virgin kakashi is my virgin taker =w=

Kakashi:wait what?

NOTHINNNNNGGG

Hidan: where the hell is kakazu

OK I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS CONVOSATION BUT YES CHAPTER 3 MUTHA FUCKASSS REMBER TO REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ! LOVE YOU 3

-INDY