Disclaimer: I sadly don't own RHPS...

New chapter time :p (by the way this is a update-when-I-feel-like-it story, but I will try to update fast. If I haven't updated in about a month, PLEASE send me a message.) Thanks to Anne Oying for reviewing within hours of me posting the first chapter! Also thanks to FrankieFan82, Magenta-A-Domestic, Opheliafrump, and karavinemarinas. Sorry if I accidentally misspelled a name or left anyone out! And also sorry for short chapters, but I'll try to update as fast as I can. AND sorry that I'm not the best at writing these kinds of song. I hope they'll get better and longer as the story does the same.

(Magenta runs to the lift, tears of joy in her eyes. When she gets to the lab, she opens the door and runs to Riff Raff.)

MAGENTA

Brother! Brother!

RIFF RAFF

Yes my most beautiful sister?

(He grabs her and starts kissing up her arm, Gomez Addams style. Magenta almost gives herself over to him, but then remembers why she came to find him.)

MAGENTA

Riff, she's alive! Columbia's alive!

(Riff Raff drops the beaker of strange purple liquid he was experimenting with and it shatters on the pink tile floor. He stares at her, dumbstruck, and finally speaks.)

RIFF RAFF

If she's… then they… I'll be right back,

(He sprints to the other side of the room and touches a tile on the wall, which is apparently a button. A closet opens from the tiles beside it. Riff Raff looks around and pulls out a pitch fork shaped laser. He checks the setting on the dial and puts the laser on a table.)

Darn! The laser was set to put them in a coma-like state, not kill them! How could I be so stupid?

(Riff Raff gives himself a face palm.)

MAGENTA

Calm down brother, this is a good thing! Now you don't have to waste time in here all day trying to reverse the effects on Columbia!

RIFF RAFF

Sister you don't understand, If she isn't dead, then he won't be either.

(At this, Magenta looks down at her feet and sighs. Riff Raff walks over to the open closet and pulls out two body bags. He opens the first one and the camera zooms in on Frank, red corset and all. He checks for a pulse. As soon as he does, he pulls his hand back in disgust and then closes the bag.)

Well, he's not dead.

(Riff Raff opens the other body bag, containing Rocky, and repeats the procedure, only this time not as disgusted. He didn't blame the creature for what he did, although he was very stupid. Riff Raff merely killed him out of rage, much like why he killed Columbia. He turns to face Magenta)

We'll let the creature live, he may be of use. As for him…

(He turns to Frank.)

It's time we end this once and for all.

(Riff Raff retrieves the laser and points it at the bag. He cautiously opens the bag and steps back. He changes the dial to "KILL" and aims at Frank's head. He pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. He tries again. Same. Riff Raff has a confused expression on his face. He walks up to the bag and bends over to look at Frank. He checks for a pulse again, and before he can move, Frank's eyes pop open and he is sporting his same old, Cheshire-cat grin. He tries to grab Riff's throat and choke him. Riff Raff, noticing this just in time, ducks away from him, backs up, and falls on his butt. Frank stands up.)

FRANK

"I'm Back"

Well I bet you didn't expect this,

and now you're gonna regret this.

Well I know that I would,

and you probably should cuz I'm back.

And oh you're in for it now,

you better try to escape somehow.

Because if you don't,

you probably won't make it ou-ou-out!

Don't think I won't do anything

Cuz you're in for a rude awakening!

You better run, or these rhinestone heels

Are gonna walk all over you!

Well I bet you didn't expect this,

and now you're gonna regret this.

Well I know that I would,

and you probably should cuz I'm back.

I'm back to give you what you really deserve.

Cries of mercy will be your last words.

And if you think think that you can stand your ground,

You better think twice and turn right back around,

Cuz this sweet transvestite got a face to pound!

Well I bet you didn't expect this,

And I know your gonna regret this.

Well I know that I would,

And you probably should cuz I'm...

BACK!

(The word "BACK" at the very end is yelled instead of sung. Riff Raff does not know what to do. Magenta has been beside him the whole time. They are both shocked.)

RIFF RAFF

You…

FRANK

Yes Riff Raff, it's me, back and sexier than ever!

(At this Frank strikes a seductive pose)

MORE TO COME…